Zack Malibu

Pffft, and here I thought I might have competition with the ladies. J/K dude.

Nah, instead of being sent to jail you should be sent to RAW to job to Triple H, and instead of "get out of jail free" cards, you can have show transfer cards, or "alignment" cards, meaning you can turn heel/face and not have to job.

Regarding IWA:PR, there was a plan to do a TNA vs. IWA show, but there was something in the Observer this past week (I just skimmed it, so this is not verbatim) that the deal might be in jeopardy due to someone new having stake in the IWA and having to approve it, and something about IWA being more concerned with starting their own PPV's.

For token's I'd have: Triple H's Sledgehammer Eddie's Low Rider Cena's Cap Austin's Beer Can A Microphone JR's Hat King's Crown Ultimo Dragon's combined TV time on Smackdown since debuting. Yep, those are all small enough to move around the board.

Except me. I am one with the might of Zack's Wang.

Because if I'm gonna leave him be, he should do the same. It's a matter of respect. Of course I'm gonna bitch him out if he's going out of his way to flame me at an entirely different board and try to lessen my enjoyment there.

Oh, and on the subject of Cherone/Mario: Cherone had gotten banned for trolling way back when. It was fairly obvious it was Mario, and then he denied it, but Cherone/Mario acted precisely the same way. So life went along, until he started revealing that he was Cherone all along. I mentioned in passing to Dames that Mario admitted to being the Cherone troll, and Dames himself, via AIM, said to ban Mario because he'd had enough of the stupidity, plus the fact that Mario was admitting to being a PBP that was banned for trolling.

Agreed, it shouldn't at all. But it's the basis for this faux vendetta Mario's come up with that I supposedly have against him.

A followup to my above post, which is basically a question to the many of you that I converse with, either via here, AIM, phone, or what have you: Does that honestly sound like something I'd do? I didn't think so.

Also, if you're feeling a bit of writer's block, or can't keep up for a week, the people involved with you will cover for you as long as advance notice is given. Everyone is really good at helping each other out.

So you're saying that you think I told Mario he couldn't cut it in an e-fed and banished him from writing? Good lord chave, that's bad.

I marked for it. It was on AIM, and it was a week ago, but I marked for it.

Watched the tape as soon as I got in last night, and this had to be my favorite of the recent episodes. The Seth/Sandy talk was hilarious, the Seth/Summer situation was done very well and believably, and like I've said before, I enjoy that Ryan and Marissa endure so much and live with it, rather than the writers having them get back together right away after every crisis. The attention to detail in this show is awesome, one of the major reasons why it's so good.

Chants "We Want Slacks! We Want Slacks!"

From what I've heard, Teddy gets about $500 for a booking.

This was mentioned on the Observer site today. Funny too, as I had just mentioned to Jay and Thomas that Zandig should try and get someone like Teddy rather than broken down guys like Sabu. Discuss.

Meltzer will occasionally have them, but it's hit or miss. I usually just read the TV recaps in Figure 4 Weekly.

I believe the latest batch of firings/releases all do. I remember either Figure 4 or The Torch saying Spanky was working on cutting his down though.

While on the subject of hip hop, I'd like to say that Twista's "Slow Jam/Slo Jam/Slo Jamz" whatever it's official title is this week, is reeling me in. I'm digging it bigtime. Jamie Foxx must be proud to have a hit song, lol.

He'll know what's going on via me. I've already talked to him twice today. I should be getting paid for this gig.

Cross got a semi decent push when he was there before. And I'm a Rave mark, so I'm happy. However, thanks to my lack of digital cable currently, I'm not going to see TNA for a bit. Stupidfuckingsonuva...

I'm a fan of Chocolate myself. Loving Days and Red Blooded Woman would have to follow suit.

He told me to keep it on the low from anyone, but I'll mention you wanna talk to him when I give him a buzz.

Dames left me a voicemail this morning, he's all settled in CT. I'll probably talk to him tonight or tomorrow.

...if I could remember an episode of South Park past 1998, I'd quote it. Oh wait, the Crab People one. That shit was funny. "Taste like crab, talk like people. Crab people!"