Zack Malibu

Mario, you're nothing short of imaginative.

Like what? The many twists and turns Zack takes to make it overseas and be reunited with WJM? Or a trek through the Canadian wilderness (and a stopoff at CWM's house) en route to CC?

Uh...oooooooh kay. Whatever you say, Mario. Whatever you say.

Fucking A right, Chave.

Another journey to the $5.50 bin tonight, kids. Caddyshack 2 Oscar Cheaters

I got that same problem with chave. It's just leftover enthusiasm from his days in the rodeo.

Tom did mention Gibraltar's storyline in one of our chats, but it could have easily been missed by you. I've talked with him though and we've got ways to make everything work out.

Snake Eyes, another $5.50 bin find.

Zack Malibu: The Movie will have a Chavecore soundtrack. Well, that and Ice, Ice Baby.

You like the "come and go" style, don't ya Tim?

First movies, now music genres named after him? CHAVE is taking over the world!

OK, first off, let me say that I'm a big Cena fan. I even got into "vanilla babyface" Cena somewhat when he first came in, because he was someone new getting a shot. I've liked him as both face and heel. That said, they own the WCW rights, the ECW rights, Smoky Mountain footage has made it's way onto DVD, and they're putting out a Cena DVD NOW!?!? What about a Benoit DVD, a Bret DVD, or great RAW matches from the past 10 years? I understand it's part of Cena's push into the mainstream to get more well known, but c'mon...I think it's a little too soon for this. Thoughts, comments, etc.?

Actually, I think Italian Stallion does, but that's another story. Maybe they're all the same guy, and it's leading to a Mafia/KGB super duper blowout extravaganza!

I figured on that too. That something would happen causing him to need the journals, but he didn't have them anymore to save himself.

You know the dilly. I've gotta finish reading the show first, because we got some Loooooong matches/skits this time around. Looks like a great effort though.

Lazy bitches.

This pretty much sums up my feelings of the movie. I was bored as hell until they got to the Ashton parts of the movie. I thought there were too many times where they threw humor in the movie. I really did not like Amy Smart in this movie (and I am a fan of hers). And the ending was ridiculously predictable, but I hated it. It went against the whole point of the movie. SPOILER The ending DID make sense, in that meeting her at the end would have been predictable, and would have made everything "perfect". The whole point of him trying to fix everything was that despite solving one problem, NOTHING is supposed to be perfect. Having them meet again and live "happily ever after" would have gone against the point of the movie.

Not only did I not get to bed around 6am, but I got woken up not once, but TWICE by people calling my house when my cell phone was off. There's a REASON the voicemail picked up, you know.

Curly haired kid was Mikey. Max was the owner of The Max (shocking, huh?) This has been YOUR SBTB fact of the day.

His big announcements are the equivalent of Jimmy Snuka being the mystery partner at Survivor Series '96, or Savio Vega being Shawn's fill in at No Way Out '98.

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I'm hoping she didn't purposely clock you with a frying pan. If that's the case then your house sounds like an ECW match with all the sucker punches and weapon shots.

Snagged an OC poster at WalMart last night. Got the group shot of Ryan, Marissa, Summer and Seth, with Kirsten and Sandy shown on the bottom as well. They had one of Ryan alone too. Where's my Rachel Bilson one, dammit? Hell, I'll probably buy 'em all and line 'em up side by side, lol.

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For The Love Of The Dames