Zack Malibu

If I can find the pics in one of my parents' many, MANY photo albums, I'll scan one or two. Take note that I was 11, it was 1992, and I was in farmer jeans and a White Sox cap.

Are you writing that, and the From The Vault match? Or is the FTV match something that you've had saved from previous writing experience or something?

He was Carlton on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. If you REALLY wanna throw back, he was on Silver Spoons as a kid too.

No, sorry. Take your hand out of your pants.

Bah gawd you're right! Where is Poet, anyhow? ... ...... Yes Rando, you can join too.

You do realize, Frigid, that yourself, Mr. Piss, Angelslayer, Chave and myself seem to be turning into the Hardcore Clique in these parts. Not that I'm complaining. We're a SUPERGROUP~!, dammit.

CWM can be found at WDI most of the time. Agnes can be found dancing in crotchless chaps in his mom's room. JSYK can be found hoarding CC pictures and selling them at black market prices. Mario, will hopefully never be found.

I bet you had the height advantage in that one For sure. But I still got housed. He may have been short, but the man could dance. So can I~! ::busts out the Running Man::

That happened to me, twice, in fact. It ruined my sex life... That explains your need for Extreme Pee-Pee Movies As opposed to Extreme Pee-Wee movies?

[2 Live Crew]To the leeeefffft...To the right ya'll...[/2 Live Crew]

The kid at the end looks like he's pullin' pud.

Mainly for the forum, but I always read the main site. The shoots/tape reviews and the TNA reports are the main things I go for (always looking for tape recs and haven't seen TNA in a while thanks to fucking Cox Cable), but I honestly tend to read every article at some point.

I bet you had the height advantage in that one For sure. But I still got housed.

Or do they? Huh? The DJ Jeff-ing comment comes from the infamous poster DJ Jeff, who was best known for his infatuation/obsession with a former female poster by the name of Alice In Chains Chick. AICC was a fairly attractive girl who once posted her pic in Gen. Chat, and the next thing you know ol' Jeff is making AIC banners "for no reason" or "as a test" and popping up in virtually every thread AIC posted in. More or less, he stalked her across the board. I personally thought you meant DJ-Jeff as in DJ Jazzy Jeff always bothering Hilary in The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. I thought that because...well...you love those early 90s sitcoms. Nope. But I did meet Alfonso Ribeiro once and played basketball with him. Of course, I was 12, but still cool.

Wait wait wait... So you've seen BBD AND The Cover Girls in concert? If you tell me you've seen Sweet Sensation as well, then I'll idolize AND hate you. Simultaneously even. Back in the late 80's early 90's the local pop/hip hop radio station had an event called Summerjam. They would book about 15 artists to perform their hit songs and the concert would last between 10 and 12 hours. Some of the artists I saw: Cover Girls Expose Sweet Sensation Stevie B New Kids on the Block Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch Paula Abdul (when she was just breaking out) (no, not her weight) Mariah Carey (when she was just breaking out) (no not going out of her mind) BBD Too Short Digital Underground (with 2Pac in the crew) Ice Cube Hammer Naughty by Nature LL Cool J etc....... Expose too, eh. Dammit.

Or do they? Huh? The DJ Jeff-ing comment comes from the infamous poster DJ Jeff, who was best known for his infatuation/obsession with a former female poster by the name of Alice In Chains Chick. AICC was a fairly attractive girl who once posted her pic in Gen. Chat, and the next thing you know ol' Jeff is making AIC banners "for no reason" or "as a test" and popping up in virtually every thread AIC posted in. More or less, he stalked her across the board.

Wait wait wait... So you've seen BBD AND The Cover Girls in concert? If you tell me you've seen Sweet Sensation as well, then I'll idolize AND hate you. Simultaneously even.

I'd like to think that most people, myself included, just make their quips as a gag. It's pretty much a known fact that the minute a female poster is found to be on the board, there's a lineup of people to go after her. That said, it's not like anyone's DJ Jeff-ing CC. I'm pretty sure if she thought people weren't kidding around, she'd be a little turned off to discussion with us.

We could always make him masturbate to "Iesha". (wonders if anyone remembers Another Bad Creation other than him)

If Zach's life was an episode of Saved by the Bell, WJM would be dumping a milkshake in his lap RIGHT NOW~! Actually, it would be all over my silk shirt, heh. And WJM is Mrs. Malibu. I think I'm going to stay on the Welsh brand of TSM entertainment for now.

No. You must recite the lyrics to "The Right Stuff" by New Kids On The Block as punishment.

Don't forget, it's open season on the Hollywood angle, so anyone who wants to use them somehow, feel free to.

But Mr. Piss...WWCD? (What Would Chave Do?)

JSYK is currently enrolled in the Malibu School of Flirtation. But he hasn't been paying attention in class. ::hits JSYK's hand with ruler::

What about doing it on a tightrope, above a shark tank?