Zack Malibu

Speaking of, are you gonna need both pairs of handcuffs? I was thinking of doing some roleplaying tonight, and if I could bum a pair, that'd be peachy.

That bottle would be gone in 8 minutes, tops.

I like this idea. Well, the first one. The second is a little "meh".

It could just be my dirty mind, but I think I took that in the wrong way. Still, it sounds like I'll be going to your house, because I fit the criteria.

Quite a nice list there, Kotz. You're missing a few that I know you'll enjoy, so I'll be sure to help add to that collection.

There's a Stooges Marathon on AMC!?!??!

I say we throw a kegger at you and Piss' house. That way you're staying in, technically speaking.

Sure you don't wanna come with me? I doubt WJM would mind.

Ken asked me to take the reins for Rags while he's on vay-kay, so if you need to run a promo/skit by me or something, send it my way.

If I knew where she was, I'd be there with her. Oh, and I accidentally stepped on one of the min-camera-cats earlier. My apologies. I will say that they're obedient as hell. I didn't hear even the slightest purr or meow while WJM and I were, *ahem* behind closed doors. You've got some well-trained pussy there.

Funny to see this, I was just thinking about the whole "cool" Kidman they were trying to play off in the summer, when he cut his hair, hung out with chicks, and was supposed to turn on Rey. He looks really generic now though, and I haven't seen him on TV in ages. At least him getting released would have allowed him to do something worthwhile in TNA (I'm sure he'd get involved with Raven as either a main rival or potential ally).

I think the talk of Golden Showers scared CC away from this thread. Please put the gimp mask away, Piss.

Quiet you, or you'll be "Pissin' In The Wind" like *that*.

I think I could do that, after I'm done laying the mack down.

And someday my son, I shall pass the torch... Plus, I'd like to think that international women have a certain uniqueness and appeal. This would explain my fandom of WJM as well as CC.

You can come with me if you'd like .

I'm not into the whole fisting scene. We could also do the Big Wiggle for a group taunt.

I think Evenflow is posting something in this thread.

Sandman wants to fuck Will Smith?

I think Sandman wants to be Will Smith.

Don't talk to your older brother that way. I know where you live.

A buddy of mine is throwing a party that will have a good supply of alcohol and has a good guy:girl ratio, so that looks to be my stopoff. I'm fully looking forward to females flashing the cameras and the drunken karaoke that is sure to ensue.

I'm always for a party. I wanna rock out with my cock out...hang out with my wang out...

You guys were on a roll with the anger, but the nerdy pic broke up the flow.

::Starts the Nation of Fornication and begins to invade threads with sexual innuendo and dirty talk:: "We are the NATION...of FORNICATION! Doo doo doo...doo doo doo...doo doo doo doo...NATION! OF FORNICATION!" Precisely. And instead of raising our hands in a fist, the members just flash the audience.