Zack Malibu

::staggers in after being spent the last day or two thanks to the typical holiday grind:: God damn, this place is a fucking mess. ::Notices Rod with poolcue jammed in his ass:: Uh...huh. Well, I'll be going now...tell WJM to call me if she stops by...

Wasn't he on the run from some of his dad's former "friends", as well as some prostitute whom he ratted on?

Fuck Pizza Hut. I'll take TTIG's sig and avatar combo platter.

He's lying. He calls it the RKO.

My family's bakeries > Pizza Hut

Celebrate the holiday, bitch about the knitted socks Aunt Edna gave you, and get royally thrashed in here. The doors are open all day and night for your holiday pleasure.

I actually just brought the FOW/NWA:Florida/IPW DVD's that I have at work home with me yesterday. I haven't watched them yet, but once I do, I'll give you my thoughts on them. The cards seem decent, and with guys like Daniels, Low Ki, Jimmy Rave, Michael Shane appearing on 'em, you'd expect some good-great stuff.

I think psuedo means "related through marriage" or one of those "close to the family, so we pass ourselves off as relatives" deals. Now that I've stuck up for the man...DETAILS~!

I take it it'll be that time of the month for you? Fallout from the Zack Malibu/CWM Ambulance Match is expected. Someone's going to the hospital this Sunday...

First off, I've said it to ya'll before, but Merry Christmas gang. Many of you have become good friends either via this board or this lil' e-fed of ours, and I hope your holiday is a pleasant one. Onto the show, a kickass, heavy effort for everyone. We've had the ball rolling for some time now, and I honestly appreciate everyone's contributions. Sly has really stepped it up as a match writer, and that Parental Indiscretion match deserved the main slot tonight. Rags did a kickass tag match for TNT vs. Money/Malibu, Hoff has taken a more active role, Northstar is having way too much fun as GM, heh, and Panther, Sturgis and Brock got a chance to shine after some recent layovers. Great show gang. Ten all the way for this one.

Hey, I've got all those at work. Pretty intense looking. I was thinking of snagging a set for display in my room.

I would suggest leaving Rumble '92 on all through dinner, to bask in when the WWE did not suck so much.

So far I've gotten: DVD/VCR Player A Man Apart DVD Money, and lots of it, heh. Incredible Hulk Playing Cards Tin Calvin Klein boxers and pajama bottoms 2 tickets to George Carlin in March A coffee table book on Hollywood Cinema 2 pairs of jeans 3 pairs of shorts (going to Florida in a week, so they're needed) 4 Movie passes Other random Hulk bits (I collect any and all Hulk merchandise) ...BUT NO KARAOKE REVOLUTION OR HERE COMES THE PAIN~! Ah, it's OK. This is just what I got from my parents, sister, and Dad's side of the family. The whole family will be here in a few hours to eat/exchange, and I've actually still got some birthday gifts coming from people I haven't seen, so I haven't given up hope yet!

::Wakes up, opens gifts.:: Hmm...clothes, movie passes, Hulk memorabilia... WHERE'S MY KARAOKE REVOLUTION AND HERE COMES THE PAIN~!? ::stomps feet and whines::

I've got to wrap some presents now, then it's off to bed. My house is the dinner locale and party central, as we do "open house" here on Christmas every year. So I bid you all a good night and a good Christmas morning. I hope to catch up with you guys sometime tomorrow night to go over the booty I get tomorrow (in any way, shape and form, heh).

OK Dama, there's barely enough room for you around here, we don't need your imaginary friends too.

You got your mom/dad Cradle 2 The Grave? That's equally odd and awesome. I'm a fan of the movie, but my dad would think DMX is some kind of bike. Speaking of the parental units, I got mom a coffee basket (made by the owner of Contempo's, my coffee shop hangout since the mid-90's), and Dad is getting Married: With Children Season 1 on DVD.

Gifts received thus far: A new DVD/VCR combo (bringing my total tally of DVD players up to 3 (that's counting PS2), A Man Apart on DVD, money, a book on Hollywood cinema, more money, 2 tickets to see George Carlin in March, and even more money. All good stuff, and this was just the beginning. Hopefully tomorrow I'll find Karaoke Revolution, Here Comes The Pain, Bad Boys II and Pirates of the Carribean under the tree.

Moved.

OAOAST HeldDOWN~! December 18, 2003 We're one week away from Christmas Night, but the HeldDOWN~! stars are already in the holiday spirit, as General Manager Northstar has dedicated this episode to the female memebers of the hD~! roster. Normally this would be a way for him to get into someone's pants, but since he and Alix already do the pantsless shimmy, we'll say he's being festive and call it a day. MONDAY NITRO IS ON THE AIR~!...no, wait...that's just our PYRO~! Our hosts, as per usual, are too men who are ladykillers in their own right, say hello to Michael Cole and DA COACH~! COACH What's up, world! Welcome to the First Annual HeldDOWN~! Ladies Night, right here on HeldDOWN~! Joining me is a man who should feel right at home at tonight's event, everyone's favorite little bitch, Michael Cole! COLE Only ten seconds in and you needed to start, right? COACH Aw c'mon, I'm just playin', playa. Besides, if you lost that goatee you'd resemble a teenage girl. COLE And if I keep it I resemble your sister, so what's your problem? COACH Oooh, all right, I give, I surrender. What's on tap for tonight, MC? COLE Actually, we've got a great show lined up for you. In accordance with tonight's theme, Northstar has signed some matchups involving the female stars of HeldDOWN~! We know that Candie will take on Northstar's own stepsister, Hollywood, and that Crystal, our very own Female Phenom, will take on The Superstar for the 24/7 Title! COACH A title she has held in the past! COLE Correct. Speaking of titles, the Tag Team gold is on the line tonight as well, as TNT take on the winners of last week's Gauntlet Challenge, the upstart team of Jacob Lyne and Leon Rodez. COACH Lyne defected from The Underground, and found a suitable cohort in Rodez. They've been on quite a roll here as of late, and they may be able to translate that into a big win here tonight. COLE We've also got another OAOAST first, which is the X-Mas X-Division Twice As Nice Invitational. Two teams, three men on each, doing battle until only one is left. The winner of that matchup will recieve an X Title shot here next week on Christmas Night, with a stipulation to be picked by the spin of a wheel! COACH Man, could you imagine a Christmas Cage match? Think of it! Fifteen foot high cage, adorned in Christmas lights... COLE You've been watching too much Queer Eye. You're a commentator, not an interior decorator. COACH You're just hatin' again. COLE Yep, hating being here next to you...which is why we need to get underway, starting NOW~!

The party just started, and already the quality of it has dropped faster than Dama's scrotum.

Rod's not getting my rod, and that's final. WJM, CC, someone...save me, please!

Merry Christmas to everyone here from the Zackster.

::Stops in, hands out presents to all his friends:: Merry Christmas, tavern dwellers, drunken dancers, and loyal patrons. For the rest of the night, drink at my disposal! ::Lays down wad of cash, tells RoyalBlue to have a good holiday, and heads out again.::

PROPS: Axel PK Rags Northstar Zack Sly Hoff Panther MadMatt Damaramu