Zack Malibu

I'm rebelling. I have an "in" with the owners (aren't they a lovely couple?), so I'm saying that this bar pulls a pre-holiday all nighter. Post, drink, fuck, fight, piss, shit, moan, groan, tinkle, tangle, shock, stop, drop and roll this ma'fucker!

Thank god you're finally over my sister. Says who? ::Gets up to do karaoke, sings Elvis Costello's "Allison", dedicated to a lovely young lady.::

I don't know. When do you usually get your period?

Well, given that the only female in the bar was Marney... ::runs and hides::

WJM went home about an hour ago, and I can't see NYF. Ew... WJM didn't go home. And kudos to you for making the barmaids wear skirts. (wink wink, nudge nudge).

Dear God. Before he can ruin the vibe, we're closing up shop kids. Classic threads, here we come!

Well you can't have the shower yet. We...I mean...I'm using it now. ::Shower curtain closes, with moans being heard.::

...and on that endearing recollection of their first encounter, I am going to lock this thread up for preservation of quality, and demand that Dames move this to where it belongs. Classic Threads. Last chance for final words, people. I'm locking her up in just a few.

Not only is this the greatest thread ever, but it even spawned a spinoff. We're like the Cheers of TSM.

Okay, but neither are with WJM in the stock room. Or the kitchen. Is behind the DJ booth OK? I'll bring an air mattress.

Okay, but if anyone asks you your age, lie. And no shagging Zack in the store room. We stil need a cook, a cleaner and a few more barmaids, as well as anything else people can think of. Why not!? I take the stress out of her workday. I call resident DJ. Cool, but make way for drunk guys doing karaoke to try and woo the barmaids. AND NO SLEEPING WITH WJM IN THE FUCKING STOCKROOM! Why not? That is why this cot is in here, isn't it?

So, do I get the DJ job or what? I request two shag breaks per evening.

Guys, guys, please...not in front of the lady. ::flashes dimples at WJM::

Okay, but if anyone asks you your age, lie. And no shagging Zack in the store room. We stil need a cook, a cleaner and a few more barmaids, as well as anything else people can think of. Why not!? I take the stress out of her workday. I call resident DJ.

Yes, you will. For I'll aim to do nothing less than melt your heart. Damn you're just so smooth boy. Wish i didn't have to go but i have to be in work in eight hours. Christmas eve shift of doom ™ I'm only working a few hours tomorrow, but work the last several Christmas Eve's has consisted of us rotating and taking turns going out to do shopping at the last minute, heh. Just think of me and that shift will fly by.

Yes, you will. For I'll aim to do nothing less than melt your heart.

Work nothing. Call in sick and stay with me.

Well, I'm good with words too, and I don't see you on AIM.

CC doesn't have AIM, to my knowledge. However, the steam is probably rising via MSN, lol.

What!? Dude, you should have known that... 1)I'm straight. 2)She's beautiful. Happy to clarify it for you though.

Sorry, Blue. You've gotta wait for The Pisser. WJM and I need some quality time, kthanx.

See, I know my mood music.

Watch your hands in that hot-tub, Mr. Grabby Stuff.

Ah, I've found a good song. WJM, hope you like this... Baby you pretend that things ain't what they seem All this tension tellin me just exactly what we should be Now I dont mind us bein some kinda casual thing Listen all I wanna do right now is have you come and take over me. Can you... ~*~Chorus~*~ Put your hands on my waistline Want your skin up against mine Move my hips to the baseline Lemme get mine you get yours. Hang a please dont disturb sign Throw my back into a slow grind Sendin chills up and down my spine Lemme get mine you get yours If you see me with a man understand that you cant question me The feelins that you caught, aint my fault Cant help your jealousy. If you can handle the fact that what we have has gotta be commitment free(free) then we can keep this undercover lovin comin hittin underneath the sheets can you... ~*~Chorus~*~ Put your hands on my waistline Want your skin up against mine Move my hips to the baseline Lemme get mine you get yours. Hang a please dont disturb sign Throw my back into a slow grind Sendin chills up and down my spine Lemme get mine you get yours So come on and freak my body We can get nasty, naughty All night a private party Gotta hit that spot just right Work me like a 9 to 5 It ain't about the kissin' and huggin' Cause this is a physical lovin' Straight sweatin', our bodies are rubbin' Gotta hit that spot just right Work me like a 9 to 5 We have a physical thing We'll make love, but don't fall in love (Let me get mine, you get yours) We spend time Just enough so you get yours and I get mine No strings attached I want your body, not your heart (Let me get mine, you get yours) Can you put your hands on my waistline Want your skin up against mine Move my hips to the bass line Let me get mine, you get yours Hang a please don't disturb sign Put my back into a slow grind Runnin' chills up and down my spine Let me get mine, you get yours Put your hands on my waistline Want your skin up against mine Move my hips to the baseline Let me get mine, you get yours Hang a please don't disturb sign Put my back into a slow grind Runnin' chills up and down my spine Let me get mine, you get yours Come here Don't be shy I won't bite Let me get mine, you get yours

On that note, who's considered the First Couple of The Board? Or are we some type of marital supergroup?