Zack Malibu

You'd watch that if it was on TV. Actually, fuck that, you'd be on it. I'd have you do one of those quick entertainment updates. "This has been the 60 Second Spooning, with your host, Patrick Spoon." As for the Malibu Mix, it's a freestyle CD I made for Dames. No, not with me freestyling (though I do it well), and not freestyle rap. Freestyle dance music. The real freestyle.

Probably. Dames will use his POWAH~! to entertain his sexual desires. It'll be like Disclosure, except Dames is no Demi Moore (or rather, Demi Moore is no Dames).

Well now you know. And knowing is half the battle.

LOL. Dammit, I need to copyright that shit. I want royalties, dammit~! How did you friend like it?

In disbelief? I called that shit, didn't I~!

Inc. started a thread. Caboose and RoyalBlue busted on WJM. WJM talked about some odd fellow that messaged her online. I hit on WJM. Kotz and I were vying for attention, when CC came in to even things up. The girls flipped a coin for us. WJM won me fair and square. CC said she'd be willing to trade. Then CC said she'd take WJM too. RoyalBlue and Mr. Piss fought, and made up. I came online at 3:30am last night for no reason other than to check this thread. JSYK feels left out of all the macking. ABOBO diddled RoyalBlue. WJM tried to figure out who RoyalBlue is. Caboose continued to rag on her, so I stood up for my lady. And now, you've seen the last few pages. This is a movie in the making! BTW, you love that mix, don'tcha?

When you're with me, it's safe to come anywhere. Metaphorically AND literally. *zing~!* Zack, you've gotta stop explaining my inuendo to the ladies for me. It's hurting my flow. You have flow?

When you're with me, it's safe to come anywhere. Metaphorically AND literally. *zing~!*

It was pretty safe for CC and WJM beforehand. In fact, I'd say they made out very well.

I must honestly say, I've had more fun in this thread than I have in any other in quite some time.

Hey, everyone's gotta make money somehow.

Dames' name appears in red at the bottom of the thread. Could be this be part of a secret mod conspiracy? TUNE INTO NITRO TO FIND OUT~!

You didn't put out, and the boys left. Next time, walk out with your fly open. I'm sure someone's grabby hands will make friends with you.

Where did Blue go? Is he that embarrassed that ABOBO fiddled his wenis?

I'm placing a cease and desist order on all NUH-UH and YUH-HUH's, mmmkay.

So Blue, about ABOBO. He and Mr. Piss gave new meaning to the name "Double Dragon", didn't they?

Dames is sitting at his computer reading that right now and going "Fucking Malibu..." while shaking his head in disbelief. I know this to be true.

He's a re-gifter. I was wondering why I just wound up with a Hypercolor shirt and a pair of purple jeans...

Truly, that is the *real* TSM. I think Inc's social experiment has worked. Huss. We've laughed together, cried together, fought together, and (in the case of WJM and myself), we [/edited for explicit content]. ::Sings "We Are Family":: Yeah, me and PissBlock -expletive deleted- too... Dude...was ABOBO there? Seriously. What's the scoop? He's not, you know...THAT way, is he?

Presents, eh? OK, he can stay.

I guess that makes me the crazy uncle on your mom's side that you didn't know about until now. Uh, ok...whoever you are.

Truly, that is the *real* TSM. I think Inc's social experiment has worked. Huss. We've laughed together, cried together, fought together, and (in the case of WJM and myself), we [/edited for explicit content]. ::Sings "We Are Family"::

He was in here yesterday too. And I still think this should be a classic thread. As do I. You've got love, hate, drama, comedy, horror (the bouncing ballsack in Thumback's sig, and the kid's ensuing reaction frightens me)...all the makings of a hit.

Dames is a Batman villain? Or Pittsburgh's hockey mascot? Either way, he be FAMOUS~!

...and as soon as I PM Dames and mention this thread, he's in it. All hail him, gang, the man is on the ball when it comes to this site.