Zack Malibu

I try to please my audience. Thank you for your praise.

I was only asking.

is greater than... ????

I smell a spinebuster comin' on.

Don't you DARE mock 90210. Luke Perry > Caboose, and Vanessa Marcil was (and still is, since she's on Las Vegas) a prime piece o' booty. Also, I see my cohort Hoff reading this thread. I've got something for him. Happy Holidays, Hoff.

::Hangs head in shame:: Come on Zack, you can do better than Mom jokes. I can do better than Mom jokes, but I'd rather not waste my primo material on you.

Oh no, what were you gonna do, big man? Photoshop some SBTB pics in nefarious ways? Or just upload pics from your mom's photo shoot in the latest "Biker Bitches and Trailer Trash" catalog?

You can't back him. I've got dirt on you, and I'll use it. Okay then. Millenium Stadium is great, and Wales were unlucky to be thrashed by Holland after choking, I mean going on an unfortunate run... Good man. I'll see that your hus...er, wif..., no, LIFE PARTNER Mr. Piss treats you right.

You can't back him. I've got dirt on you, and I'll use it.

I do have to step in here and say Zack, we like you no matter what buddy!!!!!! You, sir, are now an official Malibu affiliate. You're in the family, kid.

You know, when I get angry, I don't get physical. I just get upset. However, when I get angry... HE gets angry. Back the fuck up!

Or else what? Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

C'mon Caboose. If you're feeling froggy, then jump already.

Only after my mother's cooking.

Take the picture out, or my foot'll be so far up your ass you'll be flossing with my shoelaces.

Take that out of your sig, before I do it for you, Sting-boy.

Well, if that didn't invoke Christmas spirit, what could?

There's a thread devoted to it... It's not THAT big of a mystery. We all know it's you, Mario. At least the etiquette lessons have paid off.

Damn right. Chivalry isn't dead when I'm around. Notice how Caboose left the thread upon my post. Big man can't back it up, eh? You wuss.

Oh! Don't be taking any cheapshots at MY lady, or else you're gonna get that making a living off of potential ass of yours kicked the fuck outta here!

I know where RoyalBlue is from...

It was Pure Hotness, baybee. WJM and I were just doin' our thing, and everyone joined in. Now Dama is a better person for it, and we've kept you all entertained.

Please don't sign on here for THAT. Leave that to OJ Hart.

I've been out of High School for 2 years......maybe I just keep running across the bad crowd. Dammit what is it with me and finding the wrong people. I'm like a magnet for jerk offs. Eh, a lot of people are out for themselves. You find out who your true friends are in the long run. I've run across a lot of people who just tried to buddy up to me because they wanted/needed something, but then I know who my true friends are. I've known my best friend since I was 3 and never have had a blowout with him over anything. If I'm in a bind, I know I can count on him.

Exactly. Look at me. (not to toot my own horn, but I consider myself a nice enough guy).