Zack Malibu

Can we just keep ol' Ross there away from my genital region, please?

What does David Schwimmer have to do with my cock?

I'm not going to even ask how you can base your comparisons. You were a lumberjack. Something about being alone in the woods with a bunch of guys...seems kinda gay. [/bart Simpson]

All the girls are gone anyway, so does it matter? Unless you were gonna go through on that JSYK tryst Not at all. Much like my cock earlier, I'm straight.

Is she reading the Carlin endorsed "Gentlemen's Guide To The Golden Age Of Blowjobs"?

Oh great. Dama's back. WHY MUST YOU CURSE ME SO!?

Segments due in by Christmas Eve afternoon, as I may get the show up early this week (due to the obvious reasons). Matches include: K-Money challenges TNT to a Tag Title Match...with a mystery partner! Candie takes on Alix of the Acolytes of Northstar! St. Andrew vs. Sly Sommers in the first ever Parental Indiscretion Match, for the OAOAST X Title~! PLUS: OAOAST HeldDOWN~! stars share their holiday memories, and Northstar has a present for our commentators! It's gonna be a big show, guys. Let's get crackin' on it!

Supes, I thought you had taste, man!

Well, we do have JSYK. You two can try with him if you like. JSKY?

The ladies need to get back online so Kotz and I can get the groove back into this thread.

LMAO. Pac Man channels Bob Saget from Half Baked... "I sucked dick for pellets."

I see the resemblance What the hell was that supposed to be? I dunno, but it's mighty thin, and it's been out in the sun too long. So it's Bob Barron?

I see the resemblance What the hell was that supposed to be?

You know, if someone called me Magnum, I'd take it as a compliment. Maybe he's trying to make friends? Friends, eh. You just HAD to bring up the David Schwimmer thing again, didn't you?

You know, if someone called me Magnum, I'd take it as a compliment.

No, but there are a lot of wigs in the Lost and Found.

Why thank you, "Mr." Darkness...IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME~!

Is that a command? That's an odd request when you think about it. Good thing it wasn't meant that way. *imagines what a SPAM fetishist would be like* Ew.

Spam my ass. I don't see anything that needs to be fixed, save for your attitude.

Angelslayer's just trying to be the voice of reason. Deep down, his inner Slayer is saying "Zack's da man!".

Talk about sex and they will come. Take that how you wish.

Indeed. Hey, three is my lucky number, after all.

It didn't go to hell. It can be brought back to life.

It was getting hot, until Dama took up space repelling others from posting. I blame him. The bastard.

You being jealous.