Zack Malibu

*is even more creeped out* It runs in the family or something........this thread isn't fun now that the ladies are gone......and I have to go to work......*grumble* Work it, bitch.

What creepy age difference? Dude, puh-lease. It's not like she's 13 and I'm 30. I'm what, 5-6 years older? That's nothing. My 56 year old uncle and his 22 year old g/f, now that's an age difference (and a reason why I idolize the man).

Dude, I don't need to save face. Puh-lease. Stop trying to put yourself over, Randy Orton. Plus, joking or not, you can't deny that WJM and Zack Malibu are a picture perfect couple. That's pure hotness right there, baybee.

Dama's jealous! Dama's jealous!

Ah ha. Riiiiiiiiiiight. You're just depressed because you don't have the Malibu Charm. I can make the desert into a wet spot.

I think I speak for everybody here Zack, ban this joke. Merry Christmas, gang.

6'3" with a 2 oz. brain. Deciding what I want at Wendy's produces more intellectual debating than what you've given me to work with. Say B-Y-E, RVD.

Really? I bet she has Toothless Aggression and looks like a Rabid Wolverine.

Yes, I'll be waiting. Plus, maybe I'll catch you on AIM so we have some privacy. Muah~! ::blows kiss::

Yes you've made the cardinal mistake when dealing with an antagonist like me. You let me know I was bugging you. Dama, you don't want to be the first "banned for ruining a moderator's mojo" case, do you? Because you're THIS CLOSE to it.

Yes, yes we were. And I was rubbing your shoulders as you sat up against me.

But I'm still here, sweetie. And that's all that matters. So, now that we're alone, what would you like to do?

No, it's because you're ruining my Valentine's Day In December motif that I have going on. Go pick some lillies or something.

Is that possible? Yes.

Check the above post "he" made, hehehe. Now, as I was saying. WJM wants my kisses, and I don't mean the Hershey kind. Though they are just as sweet.

Lying awake thinking of me, of course. With my kisses inching down her body. Yeah I'm awake tormented by the image of Zack kissing down my body..........oh you meant her.........sorry........... I swear, I'll start deleting your posts. Step off my vibe.

Let me get this straight...you a)betray a simple request, and b)insult TV SHOW CHARACTERS to get a rise out of me? You're not posting a topic. You're creating scenarios, which is why we have a Fantasy Booking folder, for EXTENSIVE CREATIVE BOOKING. Fuck you, midget. I asked that you keep it contained to one thread, and I asked nicely. Say/do one more thing stupid, and you're gone, got it?

Lying awake thinking of me, of course. With my kisses inching down her body.

Dama, stop ruining our moment here. Go play in LSD with Buffybeast, she wants a hoss.

With bubble bath? I'll gladly add it for you.

Indeed. It's like cyber-Viagra. I'm growing a third leg just reading it. We can talk about whipped cream and strawberries some more if it helps. Please do. The mental visions are torture when you're so far away, though they put a smile on my face.

Dude thats just like..........smooth. I aim to please, my sweet.

Indeed. It's like cyber-Viagra. I'm growing a third leg just reading it.

Share the love, Hoff. Dama's still waiting for someone. Actually, no, scratch that. I can't even do that to you in a joking fashion. I have to much respect for you. Dama, you get...uh, er...Mario. There. Hope you like the funky BUTT-luvin'.

It was the Booyah of Respect. May you warm up the Canadian nights. Meanwhile, I'm making a nice mix CD to take on my trip. Barry White does wonders for these encounters.