Zack Malibu

Topic fixed to not get people's hopes up. Use better wording next time.

Promise? What the hell? Trust me, I didn't promise that dipshit anything.

Not for anything, but if he keeps up targetting people's unfortunate issues, such as yours, CWM, I'll be glad to shitcan him. Bitching in Hardcore Discussion is one thing. Taking liberties with someone's life issues isn't something I'm cool with. So I guess you can say that's your warning, Mr. J.

Where the hell is all the feedback? Lazy bastards...

You pick the absolute stupidest shit to bitch about. Granted, a lot of stupid shit comes through here, but you bitched about CWM talking to an old, regular TSMer. You didn't bitch about something he said/did, you bitched about him talking to someone and letting us know about it. As for the alcoholism deal, because people in your family are/were alcoholics, that gives you the right to make fun of all alcoholics or alcoholism in general? I think there are more than a few people out there who have dealt with harsh reality due to it, and I find it one of the least funny subjects out there. Sure, CWM's "Canadian Beer Binges" were always a joke topic w/ us, but the man deserves credit for trying to get things on track. He should be commended and encouraged, not put down by you.

Hey Johnson, step the fuck back and shut up. If you don't like it, don't read it or respond to it. If it's so beneath you, then find another forum to peruse. All you do is talk about how "this is stupid", etc., but yet you waste your time to post there? Isn't that, oh, counterproductive to your cause? As for Agnes being online, I talked to him a few days ago. I've got his cell # for when he's back in Mass. so we can chill, and I'd be willing to sell it to CWM for a nice price .

Uh... This WAS supposed to be a surprise. Damn hD~! surprise ruiner...

To my fellow Rhode Islander: May your day be filled with loud thrashing music, and busty, blonde dental hygenists. Or you could buy porn. Either way, happy birthday!

::Hits Calvin with his birthday gnome.::

There's a restaurant near my office called Spain. I've never been there, but I might have to go meet RoyalBlue now. Oooh, you meant the country Spain...what's so great about that place? I'll stick to the U.S., Canada, and the occasional hard-to-pronounce tropical island vacation spots.

Kung Fu: The Legend Continues was the one with his son as a big city cop. It was from the early-mid 90's. Kung Fu (the original) was from the 70's, not the 80's.

::busts out the Runman/Cabbage Patch combo::

I thought you were dissing the guy from Sanford and Son. You're lucky. That Lamont ruled.

Fine. I'll be head usher. I just better not get stuck with one of the unattractive bridesmaids. You can be paired with me. Come on Zack, don't I look adorable in this dress? Save for being able to keep up with my moves on the dance floor, you have nothing else to offer as a date. I asked for poon, not Spoon.

Fine. I'll be head usher. I just better not get stuck with one of the unattractive bridesmaids.

I thought that I'm the best man!?

Holy shit. I'm fucking crying I'm laughing so hard. ABOBO The Groom owns all.

So you're looking to rehash the ending to The Best Man? That was a good flick.

This is true. And it's good for us single guys, since women get 1)emotional and 2)drunk at weddings. Play your cards right, and you'll be hosting FuckFest '03 after the ceremony.

While I'd gladly let Jennifer Connelly bounce from my lap, Kylie had my heart before her. Not at Kotz-like levels, of course, but the affection was there.

Done.

1)My avatar rules. 2)I demand to be best man at this wedding.

I would also like to add that I'd mark out if you ever opened up The PissLine. With ABOBO as an operator. WHAT YOU SAY? ME NO TOUCH DOWN THERE. ABOBO DO IT ONCE AND ALMOST NOT SEE SO GOOD AFTER.

What about a combo? "I see something in your future...your phone bill will be large...large like your big throbbing..." It could work.

You got it.