Zack Malibu

I'm a fairly passive guy, but when the bullshit starts to flow like a river, it irks me. I'm actually in a really good mood today.

Hrm...you tell me?

Well, I wish I could say the same, but I must say, with all due respect, I find it very hard to see the logic behind some of the moves you have made with this fine messageboard. In the past two years you have caused myself, and my fellow posters, a good deal of distress, as we have watched you take our beloved SmartMarks Forums and reduced it to a laughing stock, all for the glorification of your massive ego! Don't try me today, Costanza.

Nah, let him post .

Hmm, I wonder who Reagan is?

I think that means at WM, all of the titles will change hands. I'm pretty sure some of those will change between now and Wrestlemania.

That's fine with me. And midget lesbian? That's right out of the Howard Stern show. I gotta come visit you sometime, just for shits and giggles.

That's what I like to hear.

Probably, since there was no pudding around. *rimshot* You better be going to some wild X-mas parties to make this up to us...

I believe they start The Lizard storyline in this one, as Dr. Curt Conners is a character in it.

My sentiments exactly. Everything you want is no more than an hour away.

Both of the champs are Rags' guys, actually. PM him about it, because I'd hate to see him get all caught up in his Ragdoll stuff and not have time for the match.

J. Arthur is Parka's guy, so it's up to you or him.

Not gonna be here for long, Eagan. Saying that every newb is Eagan doesn't make you a better mod, Malibu. Conformist. I'm a better mod for ridding the board of you, since you, the product of an incestuous ass-ramming, have some chemical imbalance that makes you feel wanted here. You're like gum on a shoe. You're not wanted here, but you refuse to stop sticking around. Fuck off and join an 80's cartoon forum or something, and enjoy whacking it to pictures of the Snorkel's. Just get the hell away from here. I hate to tell a mod his job (unless he bans me), but wouldn't it have been better for you to say that before you banned him? So he could read it and stuff? We all know he's going to see it, no use in denying it.

Not gonna be here for long, Eagan. Saying that every newb is Eagan doesn't make you a better mod, Malibu. Conformist. I'm a better mod for ridding the board of you, since you, the product of an incestuous ass-ramming, have some chemical imbalance that makes you feel wanted here. You're like gum on a shoe. You're not wanted here, but you refuse to stop sticking around. Fuck off and join an 80's cartoon forum or something, and enjoy whacking it to pictures of the Snorkel's. Just get the hell away from here.

Not gonna be here for long, Eagan.

You just gave me the image of Abobo Christmas shopping. Thank you for that.

I hope TTIG finds many, many ghey threads here, so that his lovely avatar can be found in every corner of this site. And I hope that...IN ANGER~! (can't let it die out so soon).

BTW gang, today happens to be our dear GM's birthday, so let's all throw confetti in his direction. ::throws::

Eh, Target has a similar deal, since I got Barbershop and The Usual Suspects there yesterday, 2 for $20. I figure I'm better off having saved the $10 that would have gone to XXX.

Slappy McSpinkle and the Torn Wedding Gowns. If that doesn't win, nothing will.

Get the fuck out of here with your "logic," asshat. Don't make me book Hoff vs. Candie in an Evening Gown Match. Just don't do it.

Methinks Parka thought that by mentioning tag matches, you were referring to The Dream Machines (he and PK). Peter Knight vs. J. Arthur or something is cool w/ me so that not every match is a tag.

Hopefully you're well inebriated by the time you read this .

From Chyna? Ooooh BURN~! (literally, hehehehehe)