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Zack Malibu

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  1. Zack Malibu

    TSM 2003:The Memories

    ::Slacks off...in anger::
  2. Zack Malibu

    TSM 2003:The Memories

    That's some fucked up shit. Skironox posted his quip just as I posted mine, leading to another patented TSM post fuckup that winds up funnier than it should be. We rule.
  3. Zack Malibu

    TSM 2003:The Memories

    ::Nods approvingly...in anger.::
  4. Zack Malibu

    TSM 2003:The Memories

    Wait...who are you again?
  5. Zack Malibu

    TSM 2003:The Memories

    We will honor that here as well.
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    Strange things you eat

    I also put chocolate morsels on my popcorn and let it melt all over it. Good shit right there, and a definite crowd favorite at my PPV parties.
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    Holy Post Whores!

    ::Holds up trophy and pumps fists::
  8. Zack Malibu

    Holy Post Whores!

    Tears of an Anime Bitchtit. What...it sounded funny.
  9. Zack Malibu

    NWA 1990 Fantasy Scenario

    They're O.C. icons, showing support for my new fave show (and one of the best on TV). Only reason I've got these is because I haven't found a suitable cast pic that isn't too big for my sig.
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    Holy Post Whores!

    I think emo got summed up quite nicely on an ep of The O.C. "It's like one guitar and a whole lot of complaining."
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    Holy Post Whores!

    Chave's dick Sucking chave's dick What kind of whore likes sucking chave's dick Big whores, little whores, whores who climb on rocks. Tough whores, sissy whores, even whores with chickenpox Love chave's dick Sucking chave's dick The dick whoves love to suck! That was the single greatest thing I've read in a month. I'm going to wind up humming that all night now.
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    Shannon Ward/Daffney released

    He's going on your "Fuck" list now, isn't he?
  13. Zack Malibu

    Holy Post Whores!

    JSYK, man, you need some new material, stat. I mean after all, a whorse is a whorse, of course of course...
  14. Zack Malibu

    DON'T Arrest Hoff

    Skironox=Human Jukebox?
  15. Zack Malibu

    Holy Post Whores!

    So, how about them whores, eh?
  16. Zack Malibu

    New Mod

    ::cheap pop::
  17. Zack Malibu

    DON'T Arrest Hoff

    How do you keep your pussy clean with all that pissing going on?
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    New Mod

    So you'd be the semi-retired wrestler who comes back to spike the ratings?
  19. Zack Malibu

    Shannon Ward/Daffney released

    Uh, last I heard Corey they were having problems/getting divorced because CM Punk gave her some CM Spunk, if you catch my drift.
  20. Zack Malibu

    The OAO Raw Thread for the 8th of December 2003

    I call screwjob in the Goldberg/Kane match within about 2 minutes. That's the one possible PPV main event draw they could have on the whole RAW roster, and they shouldn't be blowing it to pop a rating. But hey, I'm not telling them anything we haven't told them already.
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    DON'T Arrest Hoff

    You know, for whatever reason, I just envisioned a hairless cat running down a hallway, as random guys stand in the doorways attempting to piss on it, like some obscene obstacle course. That's now how I envision Chave's house.
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    DON'T Arrest Hoff

    How often, if ever, do you shave your pussy, Chave?
  23. Zack Malibu

    Ratings Feed 12/04/03

    Great effort this week, and one of my favorite shows to date. The Zack/Calvin win was a surprise, as I left the finish up to the writers, and they delivered in spades. PFL continues to deliver with both the cult favorite Sly and the newcomers of St. Matthew and his minions. Northstar as a GM is clicking on all cylinders, Superstar's not so newfound cockiness rips at The Underground, the newcomers all got a chance to shine, and we hit home with a gritty, realistic angle that Ragdoll deserves kudos for. Great show all around, and it gets a 9, a definite 10 had we had one more major matchup.
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    DON'T Arrest Hoff

    So Chave's house must be the "home of the wettest pussy you'll ever see", eh?
  25. Zack Malibu

    NWA 1990 Fantasy Scenario

    Is this a 4.0 scenario? Where can I find it?
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