Zack Malibu

Chave's British, not Canadian. Do your homework. He also has a 12-inch penis. AROUND.

If this were Cops, Hoff would have on a pair of dirty acid wash jeans, and a torn flannel shirt, trying to crawl through the cops legs. Then when they frisked him and found some white gold hidden in a packet in his sock, he'd say he was taking his mama some suger. Just sayin'.

He's not lying. He did indeed blindfold his cock.

I'm Canadian at heart. I like the Canadiens, the Hart Family, and cold weather. Sign me up for wanting to go there.

No dignity, no shame, no problem. However, I'm not the one who humped a blow-up doll while several midgets did the Mexican Hat Dance, so you shouldn't be talking, Hoff.

To throw it over the goat's back and pretend your ramming Miss November up the Hershey Highway.

When I saw this thread, I figured Chave started it due to slander. And by slander I mean "Hoff admitted Chave's got dirty goods". At any rate, the whole board should be arrested for false advertising, because not every one of us are "smart marks". I can think of more than a few dim bulbs 'round these parts.

I'm not a dirty Chaveosexual. I used the sponge.

Match-wise: Dama vs. Crystal (written by Dama, I think) The 4 Way (have you guys decided on writers?? Also, PM me for a finish) Superstar defends against MISTAH WAW-YAH~! (written by Supes) Zack Malibu/Calvin Szechstein go for the gold against TNT. I will assist in writing this, so let's figure out who's gonna write what. 6 Man Tag (written by Sly) And promos/skits galore. I've already gotten one skit from Northstar and one from Dama, just remember to have everything in my inbox by late Wed. night/Thursday morning.

I still eat Gerber Fruit Medley baby food. I don't know why, but I'm addicted to the shit.

I plugged that site several posts back. It's where I got the pics in my sig from. It's good shit.

Where the hell did THAT come from? He's referring to the A&F Quarterly. Ah, gotcha. Why waste money on that when you can get the real goods for $5.

I was going to say, that song was out a good 4-5 years ago, and it's only shedding the light of day now?

I think he had a bit part in American Pie 2 as well, as one of the kids who cracked on Stifler for Finch fucking his mom.

Was she even in TNA past that stupid Week 2 Lingerie Battle Royal or whatever? I have all the early shows on tape, and the only Francine feud I remember is the one with Jasmin St. Claire. She'll also probably wind up in ROH, as CM Punk's angle there is still having to do with Lucy getting "attacked" (I presume it was the angle that wrote her out of ROH).

Where the hell did THAT come from?

It's the same way with me CC. My sister is pretty much an alt-rock kinda girl, while my music is the poppy/dance/top 40 stuff. I do have a very diverse collection, as I listen to everything, but it's just the point that it's geared towards her, but I buy it. Ah well, different strokes for different folks.

Dude, you really have to start editing your posts. You spell so much shit incorrectly and consistently. People used to rag on CWM for it, but it's just as bad with you.

I shall throw a rave in your honor. Salute.

Raz, you're a fucking knob.

Finally watched it last night, and it was a great episode. Marissa's self-destruction is a good angle to the show, rather than giving her and Ryan the perfect relationship. It's showing that his transition isn't going to get any easier, and Sandy telling him he didn't need to take responsibility for everybody was a nice touch. Seth's Chrismukkah talk stole the show. "Jesus and Moses=The Superteam" or whatever he was rambling on at the end of the show was hysterical. I admit it, I pulled an "awww" at the end when Ryan hung his stocking and was shown on the Cohen family Christmas card. The next ep looks great. Why does Kirsten's sister look so familiar to me?

Wait... You hate being called something, so your response to it is to dress MORE like it? What kind of bass ackwards world do you live in? Goth.

I probably will, yes.

According to raz, Boyz II Men is a boyband too. When and how that happened I have no idea.

Damn, I was hoping that we had enough deaths this year. We were just talking about why TNA should/shouldn't bring this guy back in a thread recently, too. Didn't someone say he had some type of drug problem as well?