Zack Malibu

Bonnie Finkelstein. FrozenBlockOfPissUnborn Banky 2:Electric Boogalou

LMAO. I didn't expect this one, even though I should have. Kudos.

The Reverend Kinky McGee.

I take great comfort in knowing this now. ::continues to woo WJM by playing mellow R&B tunes with the lights down low::

Uh, Dam...you're affection here scares me. I'll take a foreign beauty such as the lovely Welsh one any day.

It's dirty blonde/brown.

It could, but you have to figure Dustin would get a largely positive response coming to TNA. Look at D-Lo when he came in. He had that entire building chanting his name, the equivalent of a Hogan chant. Using the "Son in the father's shadow" gimmick that had long been rumored by the mark mags could work since Dusty is so over, but you'd have to realize the matches would be shit, plus if Dustin did get a good response coming in, you'd kill his heat by turning him so quickly. One thing I would like to see, and I'm probably the only one, would be for America's Most Wanted to turn heel by beating down Dusty (he's their occasional backup/advisor/partner) and have Dustin make the save. Have the Rhodes' gun for the tag straps, while going back to their past as a broken family (Dusty and Dustin didn't talk for years at one point, mostly due to Terri I believe). Let them get a win together, as it'd make for a good inspirational angle and feel-good moment.

Holy Shit. Now THAT is a gimmick with service. I thank you, Mr. Finish.

Not sure about the drug problem. The only other thing I heard was that WWE had interest in him, so TNA started spacing out his appearances.

We need DustyFinish to run-in and say "CLUBBERIN'! DEY BE CLUBBERIN' TONY!"

I think Cheex's name is Michael Staples. Mitchell, Sinn and Slash are selling their "injuries" from the Raven angle. They'll be back. Malice is in either Mexico or Japan right now. Gangrel/Vampire Warrior I don't think would be that great of an addition, but to each his own.

Who's kidding who? I figured the little line that says "Edited by Zack Malibu" would have given it away? Oh no, I made a grammtical error on a message board. Prop up that crucifix and get the hammer and nails out.

That's what I said.

Zsasz's I love you all act was done better by Eric Bischoff.

If they ran with the Seven gimmick, since there'll be no one to cry foul and say it's something it isn't (such as how Turner execs felt it was a pedophile gimmick), it could get over big. As ordinary Dustin Rhodes, the Texas badboy, he might get a welcoming pop, but fans will then be apathetic towards him. He'd wind up with "X-Pac heat". Just pray they don't go with Russo's other idea. The "Platinum" gimmick that he proposed in WCW which was Dustin in a silver get up, quoting music rather than movies. That would serve no purpose other than to make TNA seem second rate.

You know what they say about names ending in vowels... Seriously though, my real last name is DePetrillo.

This sounds like it could be a really good show. I'm sure Hart will wind up working Wilson.

Though it's a holiday, Thursday is a bit more convienient given my circumstances. Parka, maybe PK and/or Rags would lend a hand, or cover the match, that way you can focus on your PPV work? Being a holiday week, it's a bad situation I know, plus I've got PPV writing to do. That's why posting during the downtime on Thursday is best for me.

Eh, I don't hurt anyone. That's what phone calls to particular family members are for.

Sounds okay to me. Can this show be moved to Friday maybe? I could understand moving it to Friday, although if we do move it to Friday, I doubt I can post it. I've got family in town, plus I'd be sleeping most of the afternoon due to my tradition of getting up at 5am to hit all those early hour sales. If someone else can post hD~!, that's cool, but otherwise I'd have to keep it at Thursday.

They killed the Goldust character by making him a comedy act. The only reason people liked it was because there was NOTHING else entertaining on RAW. Right, but what I'm saying is that an ordinary Dustin Rhodes, free from the gimmick in TNA, will not be anywhere as popular or hated as he was when he was Goldust.

He'd get a big push, but fans won't be into plain ol' Dustin Rhodes. The sensationalistic nature of Goldust is what got him over huge.

Match suggestion: Tag Team Title Match (since it's been a while): The Dream Machines take on TNT's affiliate Ragdoll and Colvid (on loan from Totally Endorsed).

Then Stardust would be...Stardust! Of course, she wouldn't need a wig, just dye her hair bright blonde. And instead of walking around quoting movies, she can quote posts from here. Example: Announcer:"Stardust, how do you feel about your upcoming match?" Stardust:"(deep breath)...NEXT SATURDAY...I'M GONNA DO IT! And Incandenza and Kinetic would be on commentary, that way they're both in the same place at the same time. And if the rumors ARE true, then we just have Inc do different voices, making it seem like we have two announcers while we pay one guy.

I still like Ryan, but I agree he's not much of a scene stealer. The thing I like most about the fact that he and Marissa are now together is that they aren't all "perfect". Their different lifestyles and opposing views on things make for good tension, so I'm glad they didn't get the "storybook relationship" once it happened. Oh, and I almost forgot another scene from last night, when Kirsten is making margaritas and Seth comes up to her. Seth:"Marissa is with Ryan." Kirsten:"WHAT? HONEY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU?" Seth:"I SAID...Marissa is in Chino!" Kirsten:"HANG ON, LET ME TURN OFF THE BLENDER..." Seth:"I SAID MARISSA IS IN CHINO!" (just as blender is shut off) Seth:"Whoa...that happens in real life?"