Zack Malibu

There. Not as graphic, and downright hilarious. Who wouldn't love Gay Kane? Y'know, BESIDES Bradshaw.

::Zack's bored, so he leaves his house and goes...somewhere.:: FOILED AGAIN, MARIO~!

::Yawns, and watches on his TV at home, as the Zack doppleganger robot gets violated by Bradshaw, electrocuting the hoss in the process.:: ZM:"Good thing I've got a few hundred more of those in the basement."

Mario's homoeroticism is REALLY starting to scare me.

::Brings trampoline into thread. Starts bouncing since he's bored.::

Added in Damaramu and Ryan Smith, as well as Tina (Panther's valet), since I had forgotten her when I added him. Also noted that Anglesault is on hiatus for now.

...and yet, look what folder it's in. Remember where the champ came from. NEVER FORGET YOUR...I mean...HIS ROOTS!

Just no-sell his no-selling of you. He doesn't mean squat in this folder anyhow. ::spits on BPP, has midget impersonate him, then give him a low blow and an Earthquake splash::

Dear Diary, Tell New Me to fluff my pillows and fetch my slippers. Lazy, Zack

This is...goodbye? All I have to say is thanks to two of the coolest guys I've met at this board. Surely you'll hear from me as often as possible, but OAOAST-wise, we'll all miss ya.

Dear Diary, Do you like Pina Coladas? Getting caught in the rain? Wondering, Zack

I know, but I read somewhere that it's got classic episodes like the two-parters "Mystery Man", "Prometheus" and "The First". As of right now, Sci-Fi has yet to show the Prometheus (the one where radiation from a meteor crash left Banner in mid-transformation) or The First (the much-talked about episodes where Banner meets a man named Frye, who becomes a Hulk like creature). I'm also fearing buying this and then having the season boxed sets hitting in the near future.

I'm trying to use guys that aren't affiliated with TNA, or have had minimal exposure there. This is basically a fed I'd try to create tomorrow if I wanted to make some competition. Allied Wrestling Enterprise (A.W.E.) Based out of: Northeast, with shows running in RI, MA, NY, PA, NJ. Twice a year would run Florida (I'd make it a special summer event, and a winter event, that way I could draw in the tourists too ) ROSTER: Sonjay Dutt (face) Teddy Hart (face) Jimmy Rave (face) Jason Cross (heel, though I'd have to put a "No Hooters" clause in his contract) Kaos (heel) John Walters (face) Barry Windham (heel) Alter Boy Luke (face) Salvatore Rinauro (heel) Trent Acid (heel) Johnny Kashmere (heel) Masato Tanaka (face) Shinjiro Ohtani (face) Psicosis (heel) Chance Beckett (face) Justin Credible (face...the man is just ungodly over at ROH shows up here) B-Boy (heel) Homicide (heel) Ekmo (heel) Jorge Estrada (heel) Sick Nick Mondo (face) Mark Briscoe (face) Jay Briscoe (face) Jonny Storm (face) Chris Hero (face) Mike Sanders (heel) Izzy (heel) Dixie (heel) Marc Mero (heel) Slyk Wagner Brown (face) Ruckus (face, signed even though I'm not a big fan) Jimmy Jacobs (face) Bryan "Wrath" Clarke (face) The Messiah (face) Donovan Morgan (heel) Michael Modest (heel) MANAGERS/VALETS: Jeff G. Bailey April Hunter Francine TITLES: A.W.E. Heavyweight Championship A.W.E. Tag Team Championship Pending a TV show/deal, I'd then institute a Television Title, with the provision that the title is defended on every television show. TAG TEAMS/STABLES: Tanaka/Ohtani Backseat Boyz Izzy/Dixie Briscoe Brothers B-Boy/Homicide (not a full fledged team, but they'd pair up often) Storm, Tanaka, Ohtani and Psicosis wouldn't be full timers, obviously, but I'd try to obtain them enough to consider them on the full roster. Hunter would manage Brown (like in real life) and they'd be babyfaces. Francine would be heel slutty Francine and manage the Izzy/Dixie team, as well as Jorge Estrada. Jeff G. Bailey would be in charge of the top heel stable, which would include Cross, Windham, Ekmo, Homicide and B-Boy.

Grab some CZW tapes with Sonjay. He really shined at Best of the Best 3, where he made it to the finals against B-Boy. He had a semi-final with Trent Acid, and also a match with Mark Briscoe on the card. Very good stuff indeed.

I really wish I had heard earlier about the Hulk set. I doubt I'm gonna have the scratch to get it in the next few weeks, and it seems Sci-Fi is going back to square one in airing the episodes, rather than finishing up the whole run. Though it's going to be on like 5 times a day now.

Hrm, I wonder what Tom meant by that... Needless to say, Papacita and and KOOS are all set, thanks to the "new meat".

Hey gang, here's where we put what's on tap for next week's show. The main event, which I will need 2 volunteers to help with, shall be... The FIRST EVER OAOAST TITLE WAVE MATCHUP~! OAOAST World Champion Calvin Szechstein, OAOAST X Champion Ragdoll, and OAOAST 24/7 Champion Northstar will TEAM UP for the first time ever, and battle... Mad Matt, Zack Malibu, and the Number One Contender herself, CRYSTAL~! The catch... ALL TITLES ARE ON THE LINE! The match is one fall to a finish, but should any of the champions get pinned, they will lose their belt. This could totally change the face of World Without End! Could Mad Matt finally claim X Division gold? Could Zack Malibu regain the World Title he lost several months ago? Or could Crystal recapture the 24/7 Title, and go into her World Title match at WWE with a belt already around her waist? Many possibilities in this one. I need to know who can help write this by THIS WEEKEND. It's a huge match for the show, and will take up a good chunk of time. I'll do a part of the match, I just need to know who is willing to help. We've also got some new guys in Panther (Papacita) and Ryan Smith (Mighty Dam). I know Axel and Panther have an angle going, but feel free to help these guys get in the mix. Post what we can see here, as always.

OK buddy, let me know. I might do a promo as well hyping our matchup.

Good effort this week gang. Post your thoughts/comments/likes/dislikes/love poems here.

Shit, New Me, glad to hear you're OK. On the other hand, sorry to hear about the job. Now would be the perfect time to open a pay-porn site. I'm sure you can get footage from IDRM on the cheap to use.

You mean the ECW Invasion when Sandman spit beer on Savio and Justin Bradshaw? That was insane, I never saw it coming!

Wrestling Superstore, for the 2 people who might not remember .

And my the way Zack, I already have set up shop in NHB, however, you cant very well have discussion about TNA in NHB I know you have, that's why I said it. You can hate TNA until you're blue in the face, but we've been over the indy issues, your opinions, and the ensuing arguments from both sides before. There was no need to bring it up again, and definitely not here.

Everyone can have their own opinion. Freedom of choice and all that jazz. However, the jab at NWA Wildside a) didn't belong here, and b) was a direct target to Jay, i.e. a flamebait. That's why I stuck my two cents in.

1Inch, you can have your opinions, right or not. Just stop flame-baiting, because adding in that "Wildside Sucks" jab to ShooterJay was just bringing up the past points that caused grief in the indy folder. Take it to your thread in NHB if you want. Just stop doing it here.