Zack Malibu

Waitaminute...Money as in K-Money? I thought he was making new characters for IZ, not pulling a HeldDOWN~! guy.

Ladies, get on up here and shake those groove thangs, because this one goes out to you. Sugar, sugar She sits alone waiting for suggestions He's so nervous avoiding all the questions His lips are dry, her heart is gently pounding Don't you just know exactly what they're thinking If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on sugar let me know. If you really need me just reach out and touch me come on honey tell me so Tell me so baby He's acting shy looking for an answer Come on honey let's spend the night together Now hold on a minute before we go much further Give me a dime so I can phone my mother They catch a cab to his high rise apartment At last he can tell her exactly what his heart meant If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on honey tell me so If you really need me just reach out and touch me come on sugar let me know His heart's beating like a drum cos at last he's got this girl home Relax baby now we are alone They wake at dawn 'cos all the birds are singing Two total strangers but that ain't what they're thinking Outside it's cold, misty and it's raining They got each other neither one's complaining He say's I sorry but I'm out of milk and coffee Never mind sugar we can watch the early movie If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on sugar let me know If you really need me just reach out and touch me come on honey tell me so If you really need me just reach out and touch me come on sugar let me know If you really, really, really, really need me just let me know Just reach out and touch me If you really want me just reach out and touch me come on sugar let me know If you really need me just reach out and touch me come on sugar let me know If you, if you, if you really need me just come on and tell me so

Reckless Youth=Tom Carter (his real name). Wrestles for ROH, occasionally CZW, and other indies. The Gargoyle-I know you mean that dude from California who did the "grossout" gimmick, but haven't heard of him in years. Same goes for Madd Maxine. I don't even know if the PWF runs anymore.

CC PM'd me that something else is going on with her, so the six man is off. I'm just waiting to see who's writing that segment.

I thought she was a fitness model.

I'm down for helping out with what I can. And to be the voice of reason for my oft-unstable compadres .

HI-V by far.

This one goes out to, well...it's self-explanatory. Maestro, if you will... We've been through days of thunder Some people say they don't belong They try to put us under But can we stand together and a million strong? Let's get on with the show (Let's get started) Turn the lights down low (Turn the lights down low) You were there from the start (You were there) We know who you are And this one goes out to you Everyone, everyone, everyone Said this one goes out to you Everyone, we're standing strong cuz of what you've done And this one goes out to you. {more synthesized voicing; saying Backstreet} We've been inside the circus (circus music plays a bit) We take the pleasure with the pain I guess there's something about us Whatever comes around we'll always stay the same Oh yeah Let's get on with the show (Oh Let's get started) Turn the lights down low (Turn the lights down low) You were there from the start (You were there) We know who you are We know, who you are! Everyone, everyone, everyone Said this one goes out to you Everyone, we're standing strong cuz of what you've done And this one goes out to you. {music break and synthesized voicing} Now we're minutes away Till it's time to play Our heart beats are rising They're letting you in Time for the show to begin We, we're standing strong cuz of what you've done This one goes out to you you you You make us feel like we've just begun And this one goes out to you Everyone, everyone, everyone Said this one goes out to Everyone, we're standing strong cuz of what you've done And this one goes out to you. Everyone, everyone, everyone(yeah) Said this one goes out to Everyone, we're standing strong cuz of what you've done And this one goes out to you

CC, I got your PM, but I wanted to know who's writing that match?

Whatever happened to Marianna, anyhow? She was quite hot, but they never "Divafied" her.

Since when am I a noob?

She just sang one of my favorite party songs.

I try to bring the positivity, what can I say? Hey, you popped in, that's good enough for me. ::Smirks at camera, as crowd goes "oooooh".::

If he had the Alf avatar, which makes me hear Alf's voice when reading his posts, and posted song lyrics to, I dunno..."I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred, I'd have given it a stamp of approval. That said, don't let it bring you down, JSYK. I mean, it wasn't worse then CWM dressing you up like a bargain bin RuPaul, was it?

Guys, it's pretty obvious who he is... Shadoe Stevens, Top 40 radio DJ extraordinaire!

Well, CC just brought everyone's spirits up with THAT number...

Dear Diary, Why did Mario write to the dairy? Doesn't he know he can just leave the bottles out on the porch for the milkman to replace? Silly Mario. Even sillier, Zack

Dear Diary, Though there are issues rising due to the brackets in the TSM tourney, assure New Me that there is no tension nor hard feelings, no matter what the outcome. Mario can PM Popick or Eskimo about going back to the OAOAST since they need people on IZ. I just took a test in Human Sexuality. I now realize that is the perfect class to have a study partner in. I miss HGC. Lonely, Zack

When New Me says "Fuck all of you who voted for Malibu", he's really saying "I don't care who wins either way, I'll still be getting drunk at the post tournament party."

::Wakes up. Drinks. You know what I'm gonna do?... I'm gonna STRUT~!:: Hit it! Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk. Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born. And now it's all right. It's OK. And you may look the other way. We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man. Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin', and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive. Well now, I get low and I get high, and if I can't get either, I really try. Got the wings of heaven on my shoes. I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose. You know it's all right. It's OK. I'll live to see another day. We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man. Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin', and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive. Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me. Somebody help me, yeah. Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me. Somebody help me, yeah. Stayin' alive. Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk. Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born. And now it's all right. It's OK. And you may look the other way. We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man. Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin', and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive. Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me. Somebody help me, yeah. Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me, yeah. I'm stayin' alive.

::Sees the horrific scene, so decides to take charge of the situation...:: "This one goes out to my friend and yours, The Amazing Rando!" What's up man hey yo what's up Yeah what's goin' on here Sick an' tired of five-oh runnin' up on the block here You know what I'm sayin' Yo Snow they came around here lookin' for you the other day Word word bust it CHORUS: Informer you no say daddy me Snow me I'll go blame A licky boom boom down Detective mon said daddy me Snow me stab someone down the lane A licky Boom Boom Down. CHORUS. Police them come an' now they blow down me door One him come crawl through through my window So then they put me in the back the car at the station From that point on me reach my destination When the destination reached it was the east detention Where them whipped down me pants looked up me bottom so CHORUS. Bigger they are they think they have more power They're on the phone me say that on (every) hour Me for want to use it once an' now me call me lover Lover who I'll be callin is the one Tammy An' me love her in me heart down to my belly Yes me daddy me Snow me I feel cool an' deadly As the one MC Shan an' the one daddy Snow Together we-a love 'em as a Tor-Na-Do CHORUS. Listen for me you better listen for me now (x2) When me rockin' the microphone me rock it steady Yes sir daddy me Snow me are the article don But in the in an' the out of a dance them they say where you come from People them say you come from Jamaica But me born an' raised in the ghetto that's the one I want you to know Pure black people mon that's all I mon know Yeah me shoes are tear up an' me toes used to show Where me born in on the one Toronto so CHORUS. Come with a nice young lady. Intelligent yes she's gentle an' irie Everywhere me go me never left her at all Yes its daddy Snow me are the roam dance mon Roam between a dancin' in a in a nation-a You never know say daddy me Snow me are the Boom Shakata Me never lay-a down flat in that one cardboard box Yes say me Daddy me Snow me I'll go reachin' at the top so CHORUS. Why would he (x2) Me sittin' 'round cool with my dibbie dibbie girl Police knock my door lick up my pal Rough me up an' I can't do a thing Pick up my line when my telephone ring Take me to the station black up my hands Trail me down 'cuz I'm hangin' with the Snowman What I'm gonna do I'm backed an' I'm trapped Slap me in the face an' took all o' my gap They have no clues an' they wanna get warmer But Shan won't turn informer CHORUS.

::Gets other TSMers to throw change at JSYK, who is doing the YMCA on stage in his outfit.:: CWM:"Wrong song!" JSYK:"Hey, you didn't give me a routine, so I'm improvising."

I can sense the sarcasm in the statement, but seriously, I think that angle could be played out pretty well, especially given what I've read of Rinauro's interaction with Michaels the last few months. No one's calling it a five star classic. I wouldn't do that anyways, seeing as how I haven't seen enough work of the guys. But it seems like an interesting route to go with the Michaels/Rinauro backstory.

::Goes to kitchen and puts apron on. No more tomato on THESE clothes, no sir!::

::Spikes tomatoes with vodka to get CWM drunk so he'll sing something silly, such as "It's Raining Men".::