Zack Malibu

What about Cobra? I always liked Get Carter for some reason. Anyway, to add to this list: Shannon Elizabeth in Jack Frost. Don't ever demean one of the best sex scenes/slayings in low budget horror history. She should be proud.

::Sits on hands, waiting for CWM's rendition of Smells Like Teen Spirit to get this party started right.::

I rock out to Stabbing Westward, but does anyone care? Nooooo. Back to the Top 40 track listings, folks.

That's all they were. It was the skull title with some added effects, and the Texas Flag/Dreamer's license plate over the main medallion.

::Chants for FOOSTER to sing a song for us all.:: "All right people, are you ADEQUATELY PREPARED TO ROCK~!?...HIT IT!" I only see myself reflected in your eyes so all that I believe I am essentially are lies and everything I've hoped to be or ever thought I was died with your belief in me so who the hell am I? CHORUS: I don't know if I'm real without you what is left of me without you? I don't know what's real without you How can I exist without you? I'm wandering 'round confused wondering why i try the more that you deny my pain the more it intensifies ... I pray for someone to ache for me the way I ache for you... if you ignore that I'm alive I've nothing to cling to CHORUS: I don't know if I'm real without you what is left of me without you? I don't know what's real without you How can I exist without you? I stare into this mirror so tired of this life if only you would speak to me or cared if i'm alive once i swore i would die for you but i never meant like this I never meant like this... No I never meant like this CHORUS: I don't know if I'm real without you what is left of me without you? I don't know what's real without you How can I exist without you?

No love for the slow jams, eh? Fine... ::Goes to wash tomato off face, no sell Mario's post, and gets ADEQUATELY PREPARED TO ROCK~!::

::Hurls another one, until Ripper comes and puts the tomato crate back in the storage room.:: "GUYS! Dammit, I ordered these so we could have Italian night and we could make some nice fresh pasta sauce, and you're humming them across the room?" ::Ripper throws a tomato at Zack, and one at JSYK.:: "Bitches." ::Puts crate back.::

"Well, now that you guys actually have a woman around, I guess I'll keep up the slow pace for you..." ::staggers back on stage. Hurls a tomato at JSYK for the hell of it.:: There was a time in my life when I opened my eyes and there you were you were more than a dream I could reach out and touch you girl that was long ago there are some things that I guess I'll never know when you love someone you gotta learn to let them go Chorus: When I dream about you that's when everything's alright you're in my arms here next to me forever when I dream about you, girl you never go away just close my eyes wait for my dreams `cause I still love loving you How can I get you to see that I'm falling apart since you've been gone I could never be sure if I could ever let go your love is much too strong there are some things that I guess I never know when you love someone you gotta learn to let them go When I dream about you that's when everything's alright you're in my arms here next to me forever when I dream about you, girl you never go away just close my eyes wait for my dreams `cause I still love loving you

::Throws CD, shuriken style at Chave, for saying his name wrong.:: It's ZACK!

"Time to slow it down, folks, so grab the one you had your eye on and bring it to the dance floor." Before we say goodbye Before we turn and walk away Let's give it one more try Before we say goodbye Before we close that door Before we go our seperate ways Let's stop and find out why Before we say goodbye We've been down this road before And always made it through But in case we break up Can I still have sex with you? Before we lose this love Before we throw it all away Girl, don't do another guy Before we say goodbye Don't wanna say goodbye Before we say goodbye We've been down this road before And always made it through But in case we break up Can I still have sex with you? Before we lose this love Before we throw it all away Girl, don't do another guy Before we say goodbye Before we say goodbye Oh, don't you make me cry Before we say goodbye ::Takes bow...and wonders why Choken is dancing with JHawk...::

::Wakes up Mario and offers him free booze to mop up the puke from the dance floor after hearing that last number. Ironically, the singing on it was good.::

::Has bouncer extraordinaire KingPK carry Mario out and set him to rest in the alley.::

Did someone say Band Aid? DO THEY KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME It's Christmastime; there's no need to be afraid At Christmastime, we let in light and we banish shade And in our world of plenty we can spread a smile of joy Throw your arms around the world at Christmastime But say a prayer to pray for the other ones At Christmastime It's hard, but when you're having fun There's a world outside your window And it's a world of dread and fear Where the only water flowing is the bitter sting of tears And the Christmas bells that ring there Are the clanging chimes of doom Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmastime The greatest gift they'll get this year is life Oh, where nothing ever grows, no rain or rivers flow Do they know it's Christmastime at all? Here's to you, raise a glass for ev'ryone Here's to them, underneath that burning sun Do they know it's Christmastime at all? Feed the world Feed the world Feed the world Let them know it's Christmastime again Feed the world Let them know it's Christmastime again ::Does a spit-take, but mistakenly sprays Sandman9000. Runs like hell.::

::Chugs beer and smashes can on forehead, a la Sandman. Then realizes it was a bottle.:: "Fuck...Dames, grab me a Band Aid, will ya?"

No appreciation for good pop music. ::Double fists beers while teaching New Me the Bye Bye Bye dance steps.::

Why *hic* did I get hit with a tomato? Choken was on stage! At any rate, this *hic* is a personal favorite of mine, and I need space, as I'm going to bust out the moves for it, since I know 'em well (thank you Darrin's Dance Grooves!) (Hey, Hey) Bye, Bye, Bye Bye, Bye... Bye, Bye... Oh, Oh.. I'm doin' this tonight , You're probably gonna start a fight . I know this can't be right . Hey baby come on, I loved you endlessly , When you weren't there for me. So now it's time to leave and make it alone . I know that I can't take no more It ain't no lie I wanna see you out that door Baby , bye, bye, bye... Don't wanna be a fool for you Just another player in your game for two You may hate me but it ain't no lie, Baby , bye, bye, bye... Don't really wanna make it tough , I just wanna tell you that I had enough . It might sound crazy , But it ain't no lie, Baby , bye, bye, bye (Oh, Oh) Just hit me with the truth , Now, girl you're more than welcome to. So give me one good reason , Baby come on I lived for you and me, And now I've really come to see, That life would be much better , Once you're gone . I know that I can't take no more It ain't no lie, I wanna see you out that door Baby , bye, bye, bye... Don't wanna be a fool for you Just another player in your game for two You may hate me but it ain't no lie, Baby Bye, bye, bye... Don't really wanna make it tough , I just wanna tell you that I had enough . It might sound crazy , But it ain't no lie, Baby , bye, bye, bye I'm giving up I know for sure I don't wanna be the reason for your love no more Bye Bye I'm checkin' out I'm signin' off I don't wanna be the loser and I've had enough I don't wanna be a fool for you In this game for two So I'm leavin' you behind Bye, bye, bye I don't wanna make it tough But I had enough And it ain't no lie (Bye, bye baby ) Bye, Bye Don't wanna be a fool for you Just another player in your game for two (I don't wanna be a fool ) But it ain't no lie Baby bye, bye, bye... Don't really wanna make it tough , I just wanna tell you that I had enough . Might sound crazy , But it ain't no lie, Bye, bye, bye

You know, when you mentioned the barber/eatery/strip joint combo, I was going to make a joke about having hot wings and a haircut while enjoying strange yet stunning women gyrate. Curse you for ruining it just to make a point, ya silly bastard.

Dear Diary, HGC just left me a message on my voicemail thanking me for everything, and said she's looking forward to coming back here so we can continue on the path to greatness. Why is there a Mexican hunched over singing in high tones across the street? Elated and apprehensive, Zack

::Downs another screwdriver, and chases it with a Guiness...then staggers up to the stage.:: "Time to get some freestyle up in this MUTHA..." You say that you really love me I'm always on your mind And you say I should be your lover And we should spend some time But I'm not persuaded that quickly My heart has been broken before you see So if you want to be my lover You have to prove your love is true to me Cause it's easy to tell me you love me Easy to say your thinking of me Words are so easy to say Chorus: Show me, Show me, you really love me Actions speak louder than words Show me, Show me, you really need me Cause all those lies I've already heard Show me, Show me, you really love me Let me believe that it's true Show me, Show me, you really need me And I'll get together with you You say that there is no other I am the only one And you say that if we were lovers We would have so much fun But my mother warned me That I should beware of yound boys saying things that you say So I must be sure that if I give you my love You won't take it then run away Cause it's easy to tell me you love me Easy to say your thinking of me Words are so easy to say Show me, Show me, you really love me Actions speak louder than words Show me, Show me, you really need me Cause all those lies I've already heard Show me, Show me, you really love me Let me believe that it's true Show me, Show me, you really need me And I'll get together with you (Repeat Chorus)

::High fives drunken TSMers after his performance.::

It's a Manilow Marathon~! ::Downs screwdriver, and gets up on stage.:: "This one goes out to the ladies..." Take a good look at me Tell me do you like what you see Do you think you can Do you think you can do me Kiss me pretty baby And touch me all over Girl what makes you think you can do me Do you think you can do me girl? Do me baby Do me baby Do me baby do me Do me baby Girl let your hair down Take off your clothes and leave on your shoes Would you mind if i look at you for a moment Before I make sweet love Backstage, under age, adolescent How ya doin? Fine, she replied I sighed... I like to do the wild thing Action took place (hey) Kinda wet (c'mon) Dont forget The J-I the M the M the Y yall I need a body bag Do me baby Do me baby Do me baby yeah girl Do me baby Do me baby Do me baby sometimes i love it in the evening baby Do me baby all over girl Do me baby The time was 6 oclock on the swatch watch No time to chill, got a date Cant be late Hey, the girl is gonna do me Move to the jacusi Ooh that booty Smack it up, flip it, rub it down, oh no... Do me baby Do me baby Do me baby oh yeah Do me baby You can do me in the morning You can do me in the night You can do me when you wanna do me You can do me in the morning You can do me in the night You can do me when you wanna do me You can do me in the morning You can do me in the night You can do me when you wanna do me

::does tango with CanadianChick during Sandman's rendition.::

Fight Music-Eminem and D12 Lose Yourself-Eminem Shame-Stabbing Westward Nothing-Stabbing Westward Stitches-Orgy

I believe it's Mortis' debut from Uncensored 1997.

He's lying. His real name is frozenblockofpissreborn III, Esq. He just thinks everything else is overkill.