Zack Malibu

I hereby think that as an impartial observer, you should review and rate all the matches. Slacker.

They had coerced Terri into a three way, but it only got as far as everyone getting nude, IIRC.

Zack-my nickname in real life, taken from the main character on Saved By The Bell. Malibu-just randomly came up with it. Was looking for a catchy, preppy sounding name. And that's how Zack Malibu came to be.

Balloons is full nude. You're thinking of Club Starzz, that used to be a "go go" club. Cadillac Lounge I think used to be BYOB, but I don't think it is now.

Balloon's, actually. One of the guys we were with was only 19 at the time (this was like 2 years ago). They have about 2 hot strippers on a roster of God knows how many. Fantasies has some great ones, and a girl that works at Cadillac Lounge is in my Human Sexuality class. If I hear any cool stripper stories, I'll be sure to pass 'em on in the LSD folder. Balloons is the shadiest fucking strip club in RI, or so I hear. Not that I would frequent such an establishment... Which strip club ISN'T shady in these parts (or anywhere, for that matter)?

Balloon's, actually. One of the guys we were with was only 19 at the time (this was like 2 years ago). They have about 2 hot strippers on a roster of God knows how many. Fantasies has some great ones, and a girl that works at Cadillac Lounge is in my Human Sexuality class. If I hear any cool stripper stories, I'll be sure to pass 'em on in the LSD folder.

Did the image force you to buy several beers? No, it was more of a "what the FUCK?" reaction, followed by me throwing my hands up and shaking my head. Part of the mystique of strippers is that they cater to male fantasy. They are the girls that you would love to bang seven ways from Sunday. What redblooded American guy is going to want to put his tater tot in an occupied oven?

The whole CD is good, Ripper. Invest...or download. Your choice. As for what I'm digging lately, I've found myself humming "Stacy's Mom" by Fountains of Wayne on more than one occasion. And I'm digging "You Thought Wrong" off of Kelly Clarkson's CD.

I went to a strip club that had a preggo stripping. Doesn't appeal to me at all, as I left about 2 minutes after she got onstage.

Dear Diary, I'm appalled at the heinous actions of chave, by pitting New Me against myself in the poster tourney. Looks like I'll be casting the dreaded NO VOTE~! in that round. The Mexican guy just got fired for his flatulence. Somewhere, Ne Me is snickering. Also snickering, Zack

BLASPHEMY~! You've pit New Me and myself against each other? What kind of human being are you!?

Dear Diary, Well, the HGC heads back to Greece today, though only for a week or two in order to get the rest of her stuff from out there. I know she's coming back, but I'm saddened. At least things seem to be going well enough that we can pick up on it when she gets back. Hopeful, Zack

Hold off on the six man right now, Parka. I got a PM that something else might go down. Once I know definite, I'll post it.

After transporting a lot of that West Coast talent, I'd have to say it was a money loser if it drew that little a crowd. Too bad too, because the card did seem quite good. Hopefully video sales will do well and word will spread.

Don't mind Popick. He's not all there lately. i love you too zack Don't try to flirt with me, dude.

Dear Diary, Only 2 1/2 hours to go. Have to stop off at the house and feed Pillman, pop a tape in for WWE Monday Suckfest (aka RAW), and head to the HGC's house, all by 8:30, and without violating traffic law. In a hurry, Zack

[beavis]That every time I pick my nose, it's full again in a few minutes?[/beavis] Hehehehe...FUNK DAT!

Zack brings the Sagat! If anyone was going to catch the reference, I'm glad it was you, 'Mortal.

Don't mind Popick. He's not all there lately.

Fucking classic, Papa. Is that from the Papacita Family Archives?

Why is it that every time I turn on the radio, I hear the same damn song, fifteen times a day, for three months? Man... FUNK DAT!

There will be fallout from CWM's attempt at costing Zack the match this past Sunday. And due to the fact that we only had one match this past week, and therefore lost the ratings war for the first time in a while, I might take the SWF/SJL route and book at least 2 matches each week, and expect them in. That way it'll keep things going instead of turning into promo city. That said, for this week... Crystal and The Dream Machines vs. Axel, Colvid and Sly of Totally Endorsed and... Northstar vs. CWM for the 24/7 Title. Let me know who can write these here.

Fuck my friend for ruining the ending for me. I can't really watch the movie now. Yeah you can. I had heard rumblings about the ending before I ever saw it, but if you watch it with people who haven't seen it, the collective gasp makes it all worthwhile. Plus, I was still frozen in shock/disgust by it despite having had it near-spoiled. Also, it's fun to pick up on the subtle hints leading to the payoff.

Dear Diary, What a weekend. Especially yesterday. First I had to go to my little cousin's birthday party, which was OK since my cousin TJ bought beer for the adults. Then it was off to Grandma's for traditional Italian Sunday dinner. Chicken Parm and Spaghetti, my favorite! Last night ruled too, as the HGC and I headed off to the movies to see Anything Else (her choice). The movie was OK, but was I going to complain? Hell no. Tonight we're making up for it by watching cheesy 80's comedies on DVD after work. Fuck RAW. I hope all my blog friends are doing well. Especially New Me. His tummy hurt him the other day, and hopefully it's ceased. Smilin', Zack

Hope everything works out well, Flikster.