Zack Malibu

One of the best endings I've ever seen that hasn't been mentioned is Sleepaway Camp. You want an ending that'll stick with you, then this one is for you kids. Dames'll agree with me on this one.

Quite frankly, I'm going to laugh if he thought the Superstore was some tape trading/bootleg site. Hell we only have four of the ROH DVD's, but that's due to being able to strike gold with RF and getting them wholesale, and part of that whole arrangement is to sell them at the same price as RF as to not undercut them (pretty much a rule when wholesaling items).

Ken proposed a Saturday night dealy for this week, but understandably it was last minute and didn't go through. He did put something together however, so here it is. Just some buildup for the X Title match at the PPV tomorrow. Enjoy! -The camera fades from black to a backstage area. We see numerous OAOAST banners hanging, and in the middle of the ring stands a ladder. The camera moves in on the ladder as two figures step out from the shadows. They are Josie and Melanie. Josie holds the OAOAST X Title, and Melanie holds a black Singapore Cane. Josie motions over towards the shadows. The camera moves...and we see nothing. The camera's light suddenly turns on, and we see Ragdoll sitting in the corner, a long, thin trail of smoke coming from his cigarette. His face is covered up by his long greasy hair, and his clothes are in tatters. His black "I *heart* NY" shirt is missing the right sleeve. He looks like a complete degenerate. RAGDOLL ...Not long ago, I did something...that I am both ashamed of...and proud of...two months ago, I retired my brother...Ken Baker...known to the fans as K-Money... -A few moments pass as Ragdoll takes a slow drag off of his cigarette. RAGDOLL ...I will always remember the call home...I will always remember the tone in my mother's voice...I will always remember how she cried...how she screamed...how she called ME AN ACCIDENT! -Ragdoll's sudden change in demeanor causes an awkward silence to go out. His cigarette continues to burn as he puts it back into his mouth. RAGDOLL ...I will always remember that day, however...as the day I forged my own path...no longer will people say, "Oh, that's K-Money's brother"...no longer will people just pass me off as the younger sibling trying to be like the older...on that night, I broke away from K-Money and his blindness...he couldn't see my potential...he couldn't see what I had to offer! -Ragdoll quickly throws the cigarette down and stomps on it, just before being handed a fresh one by Melanie. He slowly puts it in his mouth and lights it up, taking a long drag. RAGDOLL ...it was his blindness that cost him his title...it was his blindness that cost him his woman...it was his blindness that cost him his career...K-Money could only see what would be best for him...he never cared about Josie or myself...he never cared about the fans...he only cared about his own evils...his evil was plauging the OAOAST...and I cut him down! He never knew my potential before, and now that is what keeps him awake at night! I RID the OAOAST of K-Money's evil! -Ragdoll takes a very long drag off his cigarette, causing the paper to slowly burn. The light from the cigarette somewhat shows his haggard and tired eyes. The icy blue of his eyes now made grey by the smoke. RAGDOLL ...I thought my job was done...but the moment I turn on my television, what do I see? I see a man so obsessed with greed and the X Title, that he drives himself insane for it! I see a man whom I defeated VERY early on in my career! I see a K-Money RE-IN-CAR-NATE! I! SEE! MAD! MATT! Mad Matt says that he will take the X Title from me...he says that he will end my reign as champion...he says that he will end my career! He tells me to beware the Shadows of Madness? He dares tell ME to watch my back? This is the same blindness that befell K-Money. -Ragdoll slowly stands and shakes his head soflty, getting the hair out of his eyes. His icy stare is locked on the camera. RAGDOLL ...Matt...I cannot stand by and let your evil go unchecked...I cannot let you go on and corrupt this organization...at Dirty Deeds, you and I will go one on one in a Stairway to Hell match...and I will do what I should have done a long time ago... -Ragdoll slowly looks to the ground and chuckles slightly. He slowly looks up, his hair now covering his eyes. RAGDOLL ...and what is a necessity to do now...and that's end your career. So you better bring everything you've got, little man...because I am bringing nothing less...at Dirty Deeds...I will show you the true meaning... -Ragdoll smiles a wicked grin. The hair completely covering his eyes now. All that can be seen is his smile. RAGDOLL ...of madness... -Fade to black

Change your name to Jiggy Knopsock.

Allow me to say that I'm against this proposed change. That said, SHOULD it happen...IF it happens... The Anti-Johnson.

Slow turnout this week, promo heavy and with one match. Still, rate it and all that good schtuff.

Durante lived HERE? Damn, I had no clue, he never worked any RI indies that I knew of. I used to like the Pitbulls during their feud with Douglas and the Triple Threat, but I had heard from various sources that they were drug fiends. The cause of death doesn't surprise me.

Dear Diary, I wish it was almost time to go home. Tonight should further my advancement in the ongoing HGC saga. I'm supposed to call when I leave work at 8pm and possibly set up a rendezvous. Anticipating, Zack

Dear Diary, New Me knows a man named Logan? Was he found in the Canadian wilderness, a victim of the Weapon X project? Sorry diary, I couldn't resist the lame Wolverine joke. Please don't hold it against me. Jokingly, Zack

It'll be over quicker. I'd say by Sunday afternoon/night.

I said this before, and I'll say it again. Picture Alf saying things like this and it's that much greater.

As Spiff said, he was one of the Jung Dragons,and then moved onto TNA as 1/3 of the Flying Elvises team with Sonny Siaki and Jorge Estrada. He's also been getting great reviews for his work in MLW (recently against Sonjay Dutt) but I haven't been able to see any of that. It's a good addition to the roster, but as always, I wonder exactly how they use him. They tend to cut the cruisers off at the legs and prevent any highspot insanity from taking place.

PS2: Smackdown:Shut Your Mouth Max Payne Grand Theft Auto 3 Grand Theft Auto Vice City Silent Hill 2 Devil May Cry Resident Evil:Code Veronica Gamecube: Hulk Dead To Rights NHL Hitz 2002 Tony Hawk 3 NBA Street Legends of Wrestling 2 Spider-Man That's pretty much it for what I actually own for those systems. My uncle has a PS2 and when he beats/gets sick of a game, I usually inherit it for a while. Hey, it's easy on my wallet.

Eagan, man...emailing one of the mods or something about a possible return to TSM is one thing, but showing up after a ban and making a post is just going to make someone's trigger finger itchy. The intent might be good, but you went about it all wrong.

The Shadow? Alec Baldwin!?

Hey thanks Jay. You know I was just joshin', but that was cool of you to do. 'Mortal, I'll PM you some directions in a bit.

Dear Diary, I think I speak for all of us when I quote the Black Eyed Peas... Where is the love? Wondering, Zack

One more reason why this man rules.

It's already had it's summer run (to build a fanbase), but you people NEED to watch The O.C. A few people around here already have it on their must see lists, and I think it's going to be on Thursdays with Tru Calling, so give it a shot.

Feh, I actually broke down and got NWA:Wildside from RF this past weekend, but save for the local ROH shows, they're not getting any more of my money. I'll support the promotion, but no way am I contributing to the video sales when Rob is nothing but a bootleg hack. I guess I should also put review feedback, eh Jay? . Seems like a great show to me. We both know I've gotta get my hand on some IWA-MS, and I'll take the suggestions you've given me in the past/given Thumbtack here first in order to familiarize myself, but this show seems like it'll reside in my collection sooner than later.

Ripper Banky-the dreaded NO VOTE~! Incandenza Kotz-hey, I like you both, but I'll find great humor in seeing if AS loses to the, as he puts it, "baton twirler". The New Me LaParkaYourCar DangerousA CobainWasMurdered Zack Malibu

Dear Diary, Last night went well. While I did not get my "willy wet" (tm The New Me) I did get her a bouquet of roses that went over quite well with her. I hope to see her tonight, she said she should be around and to call after I get out tonight. I also beat The Dames in the TSM Tournament. Hopefully this will not affect our friendship. This has been such a great week. Even with the cockteasing of a Johnson banning, I've seen everything in such a positive light. Here's hoping the good times continue. Optimistic, Zack

Dames was right, he jobbed~! I kid, I kid. Please don't ban me!

I see it now, hadn't noticed it before. I'll edit it in.

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