Zack Malibu

Dear Diary, Remember my hot Greek friend? I went out with her this past Sunday. Things went well. We saw Dickie Roberts:Former Child Star (her choice), but motherfucking SCREECH~! was in it, so that made the night even better. Mario Logan is going to fail in any campaign to ban me. Dames would never go for a Zack-less board. I know what The New Me means about having to wait for extra spending money. Trying to save up sucks ass, especially when you pay for your own tuition. Happily, Zack

Oh, you mean the one I went out with Sunday night? Oh yeah, you heard me. I'll hit you up on AIM with the details.

OK, since everyone was having the glasses debate a page back, I went back and found a pic of me with my glasses. I'm another one who hates contacts, but I only need my glasses for distance, which is why I don't always have 'em on. It's a huge pic, so let it load...

Dear Diary, I would be glad to hit up the Rumble this year. Even if the main event is Maven vs. Triple H, which it damn well could be, the joy of mocking said matchup with my TSM brethren would make the trip worthwhile. Yours, Zack

I give you full creative license to it. Go for yours, dude.

You know anyone else with a Van Halen gimmick? Unless Banky shows up as "Sammy Hagar The Horrible", all fingers point to Mario.

Why is Mario fighting with himself?

I...er...HEY LOOK A LAWN GNOME! ::hides as Caboose attacks CWM.::

Good show, interested to see how a serious diary fares in the land of comedic XPW journals, heh. Speaking of my XPW diary, admittedly I let it fall by the wayside, but I'm hopefully going to get started on a self-created promotion, done in the XPW style. Check to see if I get off my lazy ass and post it anytime soon.

::Eggs Naz' house.::

Dear Diary, I'm glad my friend New Me had fun this weekend. I had quite the weekend myself. But before we discuss that, why did Jay get tickets before I did!? Confused, Zack

Rate it, feedback it, you know the deal by now. If not...you're fired.

Definitely thrilled to see the Backseats win. I had assumed it'd come down to Special K vs. Special K, that way ROH would give us a match we hadn't seen, AND put the belts on one of it's main projects. Agreed on the Dreamer apperances, once was a huge shock, the second time was awesome, but a third one within the year...eh. Shock value is one thing, but they run the risk of having the audience expect it, or not care about it when it happens so often. Joe won. That certainly would have taken the wind out of my sails. It was a good move to give him a win over a major star, but I'm a Joe detractor, what can I say.

You're not really around as much as ya used to be, but hopefully you catch this thread before it falls to the bottom of Gen. Chat. Hope you had a good one, buddy.

You forgot to pick a word to use. Use expostulation

OK, before this thread becomes any more of a flamebait than it already has (several times over), it's getting closed. Opinions and debate are one thing, but arguments and name-calling, no matter who's at fault, aint' happenin' here. Take it to NHB. We could use some entertainment in there. Zack

Damn right.

If Robby B had been smart, he wouldnt have let a manger get political power in the locker room and caved into ultimations from them. This "promotion" just astonishes me with its stupidity Next thing you'll be telling me is that XPW had nothinbg to do with its own attempted hijacking of Heatwave GQ was an on-screen manager, yes, but that's not how he got his political power. The guy worked behind the scenes quite a bit, I believe helping in aspects of booking, video production, etc. So his power came from the fact that he busted his ass, not that he was "over enough" by XPW standards to be a backstage bitch, a la some of the WWE primadonnas.

If the board goes along at it's typical rate, I'd say the millionth post'll happen by tomorrow morning, early afternoon the LATEST. Who will it be? What will it be about?

Not sure if we can track it. Watch it be Johnson who gets it. Endless, badly spelt gloating will ensue.

I called Credible as the surprise guy. Go me! And Windham, eh? The guy is a shell of his former self these days, but I always liked ol' Barry.

"What tubes?"-George Carlin And may I say I have that on CD What one is that btw ? I cant remember Back In Town.

"What tubes?"-George Carlin

I stand by the fact that Chavo should have been the one to interrupt/attack Eddie during the El Paso Smackdown. Having Chavo turn heel in front of his family and home crowd would have gotten him much more of a reaction than when it (inevitably) happens, IMO.

Hey everyone, let's give 'em a hand! Get it? GET IT!?