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Zack Malibu

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    The Upright Man

    That was my best line. If you're really that into flirting with guys, there's one down in the LSD folder looking for a date.
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    The New Me's Blog

    You shilly sit! Johnson has no brothers. Dear Diary, I was just called a sit. I'm somewhat insulted by this as it must mean something awful since I can't figure out what it means. Sincerely, CWM You were called a verb? Methinks SOMEONE needs to rethink his (lack of) verbal skills.
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    The Upright Man

    This was the PM I got... Your Dad must have been a thief, because he stole all the stars and put them right there, in your eyes. ...crazy homoerotic cyber monkey. Go fondle a small walrus.
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    The New Me's Blog

    Dear Diary, Allow my friend Adam to know that now that he has my AIM name, he'll get constant updates on the female situations, whether he wants them or not. Zack
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    Use this word in a sentence

    A friend of mine told me a story, but then made a contradictory statement that proved it to be a lie. Use glutton
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    The New Me's Blog

    Dear Diary, I want to nail Hilary Duff. I could give a shit about the term "jailbait". I just want to have hot steaming monkey sex with that girl. Hopeful, Zack
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    The New Me's Blog

    Dear Diary, Tell my friend Chosun One not to worry, for the push I've given him in the OAOAST is much more meaningful than a win in this silly tournament. ::Counts own votes:: That's right diary, we'll win this one yet... Zack
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    Incandenza's Blog

    Inc, are you drunk again?
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    Should I read The New Me's blog thread?

    I'd read, as well as contribute. It's an open blog to special posters. And Johnson.
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    Official Preview For 9/24

    SK said he talked himself out of another job, which led me to think he was being a dick backstage.
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    Popularity contest on a message board,

    Top 500 what? Posters? Quotes? Obscene remarks made towards female posters? Prince Paul identities? Specify, man.
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    Popularity contest on a message board,

    That shit better be on PPV.
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    Hulk Hogan meets with the Jarretts

    In regards to Credible and Douglas, all ECW did was simply push two horribly undeserving performers MILES beyond their actual level of in-ring competence. Then again, like Douglas, ECW was astonishingly over-rated, so hardcore ECW marks probably still think that Shane was held down all over the place. -=Mike Yes, because God knows the four-star plus classics he put on in WCW with Steamboat, Pillman and Austin were all highly overrated.
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    TSM Poster Tournament II

    If Tori ever comes to BCW- I may have to get Leanna Creel's autograph for myself Make sure it's really her, and not one of her sisters. She's a triplet.
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    TSM Poster Tournament II

    Honestly, I just did the ol' copy/paste/delete of names, and meant to keep you, not New Me. I'll edit it. No offense to New Me, however. He still ownz.
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    Popularity contest on a message board,

    That's a hypocritical statement. You say we shouldn't care about what others think, but by posting this you wish for us to cease the popularity contests, thus meaning we'd have to give a shit about what you say. Seeing as how we don't...on with the voting!
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    TSM Poster Tournament II

    Bad Tim. Bad.
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    TSM Poster Tournament II

    I would have, but Jake would kill me.
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    TSM Poster Tournament II

    Sandman9000 Caboose Lightening Flik Zack Malibu evenflow Ripper DangerousA R2DFooster McSockman Corey Lazarus Texas Small Arms Wrestling Deacon chave El Dandy LaParkaYourCar SweetNSexyDiva Downhome Dr. Tom Bob Barron Kotz Banky Midnight Express Youth N Asia The Dames WelshJerichoMark FrozenBlockOfPissReborn CobainWasMurdered SpiderPoet Kinetic JHawk Anglesault ShooterJay Big Poppa Popick Voting was a LOT tougher this time around, as a lot of my friends got pitted against each other. Hopefully I'm not hung at sunrise for some of my choices.
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    Marshalls, is there one near you?

    The Marshall's near me is fairly priced, though I haven't bought anything there in a while. We also have TJ Maxx, which is in the same corporate family as Marshall's I believe. They've got good shit. In fact I need to go back to get a Nautica denim jacket I saw that was only $25.
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    TSM Poster Tournament II

    Yes, eiker~! From Gizmo to horror movies, this kids a sure thing. ::becomes eiker's agent and asks for 60% of his earnings.::
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    TSM Poster Tournament II

    Northstar (who was Shattered Dreams)
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    The New Me's Blog

    Dear Diary, Let my friend New Me know that I will be checking in periodically, even if I don't write an entry, to make sure that you do not fall by the wayside. May he be guided to a fun journey in the mountains, and may he be sexually fulfilled by a busty, blonde nympho who lives in a tree. Kinda like Ellie May crossed with a jungle goddess. Word life, Zack
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    TSM Poster Tournament II

    Use Your Illusion/Memphis/whatever Lightning Flik
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    Jody Fleisch quits wrestling

    Damn. Fleisch is a great talent for sure. I've only viewed a little of his work so far, but he was one of the true great imports in the US indies.
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