Zack Malibu

QUADRUPLE CHEM? Shit, regular standard chem scares the shit out of me. That's why I got lucky that this class will count as my science credit.

Well, in my class, I've got: A teacher who's gotta be in his 40's, and wants to be on a first name basis with us. He's also a licensed psychotherapist and has worked in local prisons, schools, etc., but in the class talks to us just like he's shooting the shit. Real cool guy. Save for 3 other guys (who ruined my dream, as I was the LONE MALE until five minutes into the class, when these jackasses came in and killed it), the whole class is made up of average to HOT~! females, save for a few women who have the perfect faces for radio. Already scoped out the girl I was lucky enough to sit next to yesterday, hehe. The workload seems to be fair, and not excruciatingly heavy. Candid discussion. We get to watch porn, for Pete's sake.

16 is pretty much the age everywhere now. So sayeth my Human Sexuality professor. Only had one class and it's my favorite college course ever.

Well, when you get my age, you start to worry about finding the younger ones hot. Everyone should just be 18 and get it over with...for my sake. I am your age, Rip.

Who cares even if she was in high school. Doesn't take away from the Welsh Hotness.

I work at Wrestling Superstore.

Where the fuck did that come from?

I'll take the opinion of the people I actually converse with over total strangers anyhow. I just did it since BPP dared me to. TSM ladies opinion > Hot or Not

::gives Ripper a firm, manly handshake.::

Yes, yes he is. He'll be banned in 5, 4, 3, 2... And you're damn right I'm over, Popick.

Challenge accepted. Put that same pic that's on here up on Hot or Not just now.

Actually, I had George pegged as Jimmy when he hit up the OAOAST quite rapidly after Beard's demise. How goes it, ya silly jackass?

Psst, Ripper... Go to stardust's profile. She's got a link to a personal webpage. With pics. Don't tell her I told you though.

Damn right. Read the fine print! And with me, I do mean FINE.

No no no, silly people. stardust, Marney, buffybeast and Miss Mattitude weren't counted. Notice how there was nothing after there names. I know buffybeast wouldn't. I'm not a hairy bastard with a push I don't deserve.

Lesse: TSA-thinks I'm cute WJM-thinks I'm cute Sweet&Sexy Diva-thinks I'm cute CC-thinks I'm cute MissMattitude Candie-thinks I'm cute stardust buffybeast Marney So outta 9 females on the board, 5 of the 9 find me attractive so far. That's more than half, so I have you beat, sucka.

No one said to cry me a river. Though props to you for remembering that as one of my lines. Ya bitch.

I'm just joshin' with ya, Mr. Sensitive. NOW GO CRY ABOUT IT!

Just made it into 2004 with my "trial run" TNA game that has taken on a life of it's own, as I'm pretty heavy into it now. On the top 100 workers of the year list, we had these guys from TNA: 3)AJ Styles 4)Low Ki (hasn't been used by me yet though) 5)Christopher Daniels (same as Ki) 7)CM Punk 9)Kid Kash 16)Trent Acid 17)Mark Briscoe 21)Johnny Kashmere 23)Paul London 38)Shark Boy 50)Colt Cabana 51)Spanky 60)Julio Dinero 64)Jeff Jarrett 67)Swinger 69)Mike Sanders 77)Jimmy Rave 80)Simon Diamond 81)Ace Steel 92)Raven (how in the hell is he 92 when he's one of my most over guys AND the NWA Champion?) 96)Ron Killings 99)Chris Kanyon Also, put on my second 5 star match, once again with Kid Kash vs. Paul London over the X Title... Kid Kash vs Paul London. Match Background: London and Kash have been feuding for quite some time now. This match is for the NWA X title. Kid Kash has been NWA X champion since 22 October 2003. The Match: Kid Kash kicks the leg, knocks London down, and goes to work on it. London blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Paul London connects with a back heel kick on Kash and gets back up quickly. London whips Kash into the turnbuckles...and the ref is crushed! Vicious kick to the teeth from Paul London. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Kid Kash fights out of a grapple. Hard back suplex on London. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. SUPER frankensteiner on London, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tiger suplex on London. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Kid Kash misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. London crushes Kash with a huge legdrop. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! London walks into a drop toe hold. Kid Kash moves in for the kill. Cha Ching!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Kid Kash gives a murderous look toward Paul London...and attacks! London gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Kash leaves the ring having left London down and out. My Opinion: *****! What can I say! It earned EVERY star. You, my friend, know what you're doing! The feud is STILL not over, but is ready to be ended now at 91 overall heat. Raven won the World Title on the final 2003 show, beating AJ Styles cleanly in a match that had Chris Kanyon (heel) as ref. The very next day, I get this email from Jeff Jarrett (who I had just turned heel a few weeks ago after having no clue what to do wtih him): I'd like to request a match or two with Raven. I'm pretty sure we could do some good work together. He certainly wasted no time, did he?

Who said he wants to fight YOU. Calvin vs. Coach > Calvin vs. Popick

This is true. I've got 'em.

Lazz/Lazarus has been working Wildside for years. His whole schtick was as a Goldust style character, except he dressed up in a Catholic schoolgirl uniform and came out to "Baby One More Time", with the idea he was obsessed with/mimicking Britney Spears. Then he changed gimmicks for a while into "Dustin Timberlake", as he was "straightening out" but keeping the pop influence in the gimmick. He also tried his hand at being a serious heel called Lazarus, but wasn't that great in that role from what I heard, so he went back to being Lazz.

DA got HITCHED~!, which is why he was away for a bit. How goes it man? Nobody stood up and objected, did they? If so, I'm sure the Yakuza Kick you gave them made the ceremony that much more memorable.