Zack Malibu

WJM, SSD and CC, you've inspired my new custom title. (In other words, thanks )

First Ever Five Star Match~! A non-title match, just to continue the feud with London vs. Kash... Paul London vs Kid Kash. Match Background: This is a continuation of the London vs Kash feud. Kid Kash is the reigning NWA X champion, and has been since 22 October 2003. The Match: Kash uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Spinning bulldog in the corner and London is down! Covers for a quick two count. Paul London elbows Kid Kash in the face to break a hammerlock. Paul London kicks the leg, knocks Kash down, and goes to work on it. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. There's a two count on the pin. Vicious kick to the teeth from Paul London. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Kash reverses a Paul London hammerlock. Spinning bulldog in the corner and London is down! Hooks the leg for a two count. Springboard dropkick from Kid Kash. Nicely done. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Spinning back kick from Kid Kash. Paul London fights out of a grapple. Paul London hits a rolling kick on Kash. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Back heel kick off the second rope, Kash goes down. Sonny Siaki comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Clothesline...but London ducks! Kid Kash gets hit! Paul London knocks Siaki out of the ring. Paul London has Kid Kash down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Through the air, London Calling! 1....2....3. Kash is pounding the canvas with punches, shouting about how unfair everything is. My Opinion: *****! What can I say! It earned EVERY star. You, my friend, know what you're doing!

Ah, OK. I thought you got fired from your real job for a minute there. ::wipes forehead and breathes sigh of relief.::

Actually, CWM, she's my ex-g/f these days. This is why you need to be on AIM more, y'know, lol. If you want the details I'll fill you in over PM. So yeah, WJM can hit on me all she wants .

This fucking game... I had an "easy way to get them over" feud going with the Briscoes and the Backseat Boyz in my NWA:TNA game. Sure enough, Jay Briscoe gets knocked out for seven months, and you can't end the feud without all four people, so I had to end it off camera. Luckily I was able to salvage everyone's overness, and Mark Briscoe in particular has benefitted, as I had him beat the Backseats in a handicap match in an "unofficial" blowoff, and he shot up to 84 over. Now, in my lowercard feud of New Church (Alter Boy Luke and Slash) vs. Mad Mikey and Shark Boy, Luke gets injured, albeit for 2 months. So I can at least salvage the feud and not have to worry about a lengthy injury, etc. Other TNA notes: Turned Jeff Jarrett heel (had NO CLUE what to do with him as a face) and he shot up to 99 over. Signed Chris Kanyon away from WWE, and am programming him with Raven. Paul London and Kid Kash are getting WAY over on workrate alone, as their X Title feud is stealing the show. Highest rated match was a Mark Briscoe/Johnny Kashmere affair that netted 4 3/4 stars. Current Champions: AJ Styles is the NWA:TNA World Champion. The title has a value of 84, while Styles is at 83 overness. NWA World Tag Team Champions are CM Punk and Julio Dinero, fresh off a hot feud with Diamond and Swinger. Punk is at 82, while Dinero is at 83 overness. The titles are at 65. NWA X Title is held by Kid Kash, who is at 80 overness. The title is at 76.

I'd give him the "Dude" gimmick, personally.

I'd say the angle and the smoke machine, and the fact that there's no gaps in my teeth, and I've got wavy hair, my cheeks aren't poppin' out like his are... I'd make the obvious leg comment, but I'm above that. Seriously though, a bunch of TSMers have seen other pics (Jay I see you lurking ya bastard) so I've got backup of people who can say I look nothing like Gowan. EDIT: I've gotten the Josh Matthews thing from people here at work, so no it's not the first time.

Only other pic I've got online...

WHA!? How the hell do you figure? I probably need a better pic, agreed, but I look NOTHING like Forrest Gimp.

No, prep. Thanks for trying thought.

Slick Rick

I just barfed up my Coke, thanks...

FIRED!?!?!?!? Please don't tell me that posting on TSM while at work got you fired.

You totally just destroyed the mystic of it all. I could alway just picture you looking just like your avatar, in that exact pose typing with your free hand. DA DREAM IS DEAD~! BTW: You would think you couldn't pull off looking like a hard ass mo-fo with a that damn thing around your neck, but you pull it off nicely non-Zack Morris looking guy. LOL, sorry to ruin everyone's theory. I'm still a sexy bitch though. And the hardass-ness is probably due to the Italian blood running through my veins. Gotta represent in Goodfellas style .

From a party earlier this year: I've got better, just gotta scan some newer ones.

I have no idea why, but I found that to be hysterical.

::dances::

EPMD.

I think CWM thought this was a Choken One celeberation, which explains his post.

The way I envisioned the ring was that each side had seperate ropes, as opposed to one continuous strand. I know that's not how other rings are set up, but we've gotta be original, right?

Indeed, Cal's gonna assist in posting shows, so make sure he gets all the stuff for this week.

Northstar (Shattered Dreams) was writing the 24/7 match, but he's moved recently, so he might be having trouble getting online. I usually talk to him at least every other day, and haven't seen him on in about a week or so.

If Alf were a human, who would he be, and why?

I'm as cool as the other side of the pillow, fo sho.

Bradley turned face after blowing the feud with Kaos. The whole angle was supposed to be Lizzy siccing the Whore's Men on him (with Mack taking his spot as the main player in the group), but she went to rehab. The deal with Nidia is that while she's a heel, she's not down with the Whore's Men OR Bradley, so she's constantly stirring shit up. God help me if I lead any of this into a Lizzy Borden face turn.