Zack Malibu

Go save the board, hippie.

Eh, I'll give it another month to see if anyone improves, if not I'll call up my "definites" (Colt Cabana, Ace Steel, etc.) and release some of the guys I had for the hell of it (Sonjay Dutt, Shaolin Punk, etc.). Raven's morale is low (from the firing of Glen Gilberti, and then I fired Watts as an active wreslter but rehired him as a non-wrestler), and he won't negotiate with me. Luckily, I managed to snag Stevie Richards from WWE, and he'll be joining me in two months. So hopefully that feud will go over well and I can lock Raven into a deal.

*bump* We're one week away. Which TSMers are definite for this, and which ones are still hoping to go?

What the fuck... OK, so I'm doing that TNA game, and I've got a developmental territory. End of the month comes, and the only e-mail I get is that Paul London wishes to leave the developmental territory. Not ONE person gained in overness or charisma!??! How is that possible!? Is this a bug, or did I screw something up, or what?

Hey, I gotta get some air in there, you know. You don't like it, don't look.

OK, hD~! can have a meeting. But if I show up in my bathrobe, I don't want any complaints, got it?

Good idea, Eskie.

Happy Birthday TC.

As long as I'm not up against Zack Malibu in the first round again. I wanna have a fighting chance. Hey, I can't help it. I gots da kareeezma, meng.

Happy Birthday to our HeldDOWN~! GM and...that...IZ...guy...you know. That guy. Yeah. Him.

::Agrees that that was fucking great.::

We've got on tap: Ted Weddy vs. Axel vs. Rando in the Revolution Tourney finals. Work out who's writing the match between you three. There will also be a main event announced at the show (those people know who they are). It's the last show before the PPV, so get in whatcha can!

That was Sci-Fi's spinoff series of the two Black Scorpion movies, starring Joan Severance. Sounds like Adam West assumed the role of Breathtaker (who was the villain in the first movie), however in the first movie it wasn't West that played him. The funniest part of the movie was that Joan Severance is supposed to be a mid-late 20's police officer, when she is about 40 or older and looks it. So who do they cast as her dad? Rick Rossivich (of Pacific Blue), who's roughly the same age. Still, they were good, campy fun. I've got the movies, but never saw the show.

OK, so I guess we'll have to have a three way. Not like that, Caboose. Put the whipped cream down.

Don't talk about my Amaya that way! ::shakes fist::

Posse reunion~! What, I can't be the ONLY mark...

Are you questioning the PM, or my dancing ability?

Where's the beef?

I'd say anything past 70 is usually good. 60-69 are average, but nothing special. Those are the only people I use for promo's. Anyone lower than 60 gets a manager or doesn't talk.

SP! ::dances::

Uh... WHA?

The match that raised the feud 10 points... Trent Acid vs Mark Briscoe. Match Background: Backseat Boyz and Briscoe Boys have been feuding recently. Briscoe Boys have yet to beat their rivals in the ring since the feud began. The Match: Dropkick connects to the BUTT of the jaw and Acid goes down. M.Briscoe just WAFFLES Acid with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! M.Briscoe hits a dropkick on Trent Acid and gets right back up. Acid takes a flying neckbreaker from Mark Briscoe. Trent Acid powers out of a Mark Briscoe headlock. Implant DDT by Trent Acid! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Flying reverse elbow by Trent Acid. Hooks the leg for a two count. M.Briscoe pushes out of a Trent Acid hold. Super kick by Mark Briscoe. There's a two count on the pin. Back heel kick off the second rope, Acid goes down. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Acid ducks a wild right hand. Acid just WAFFLES M.Briscoe with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Trent Acid misses a clothesline. Hard back suplex on Acid. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Trent Acid can barely stand. Cut-Throat Suplex! 1....2....3. Johnny Kashmere comes running down the aisle with a chair! Mark Briscoe is just leaving the ring...and Kashmere scores with a brutal chair shot! Mark Briscoe falls to the floor holding his head. My Opinion: This was such a good match, it caused star ratings to magically appear... ****1\4 Jumped the feud from 55 to 65 heat. And of course, I get an email the next day asking that Trent Acid be moved higher up the card.

::Uh uh. I can GO, baby.::

Hrm...started doing a TNA game for the hell of it (just to see how the warrring promotions feature, etc. worked for me before starting a more "serious" game) and figured I'd put AMW vs. Diamond and Swinger on the show, since you know, they feud in real life and all. Well... America's Most Wanted vs Swinger and Diamond. Match Background: This will be a hardcore bout. This match is for the NWA Tag Team titles. The Match: High Angle DDT by Chris Harris just SPIKES Simon Diamond down! James Storm with a spinning neckbreaker on Swinger. America's Most Wanted whip Swinger into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Simon Diamond is in big trouble...Death Sentence!! 1....2....3! My Opinion: Nothing special...nothing special at all. *1/4 Guess reality doesn't translate well to EWR, eh?

OK, so we all know where I work. Try dealing with a bunch of marks everday, ranging from the typical, understandable 8 year old mark who wants to know when his order is getting in, to the 40 year old mark who tells me that "Sting is gonna come and beat up Triple H, because he's got a bat and that'll stop him from using the sledgehammer". An example of the gems that I get on the phone. We actually keep a list here: PEOPLE WHO ANSWER THEIR OWN QUESTIONS: "Hi, can I help you?" "Yeah, how much are them $30 belts?" KIDS WHO THINK THEY'RE OLDER THAN THEY REALLY ARE: "Hi, what can I get for you?" Kid (in deep, mock "adult" voice):"Hi, I would like to order the World Championship belt." "Anything else?" Kid:"Yes, and the US Title, and 2 Tag Team Titles." "Is that it?" Kid:"Yes. Would you like my credit card?" "Sure, what's the number?" Kid:"1234...5...um...1234." I've got tons more as well. I love my job, but I'll be damned if we don't draw some of the biggest idiots in recorded history on occasion.