Zack Malibu

Huss.

Amen. "No regrets, that's my motto. That and Everybody Wang Chung tonight."

I see my competition has arrived. ::Rubs hands together and plots evilly:: Welcome back man, great show.

::Is dying laughing at YNA's sig.::

Swan's Crossing. Early 90's teen show soap opera, featuring Sarah Michelle Gellar in all her pre-fame hotness. Where's Rodney. Lasted one episode. Got it on tape. Premise had a Rodney Dangerfield fan (played by the one of the "Honey I Shrunk The Kids" kids) wishing for Rodney to bail him out of situations, and Rodney would just magically appear. And it was supposed to be reality. Yeah.

I bet that trampoline has seen some classic matches.

An inspiration to us all. Huss.

Am I the only one that would buy a "Cock Troll" t-shirt. Its GOLD~! I tells ya GOLD~! I just imagine Treasure Trolls with dicks for heads and colorful pubic hair.

That means you'd have to pay him for me. Acquiring ownership means you acquire all responsibility of bills, and the like. Owe up. Ripper's got connections if you don't.

So Rip, you want that $5 in cash, check or money order?

Well I'm happy you talk to POW so much, because I do to. You were cool until you started flame-baiting people here. Plus, I was bored, so it's a good way to pass the time as I'm getting paid.

You have no idea what "it" is, and believe me, you don't want to. And uh, cock trolls? Not exactly what I'd call Ripper, YNA, or any of the other regulars here.

Do you talk to him? I highly doubt it, sperm-burper.

Ripper...New Me...I can't control it...I think...THE AVATAR is start to form...

Uh, I'm not in an RP fed. POW asked me for ideas, so I helped that series along. He's actually a good friend of mine. Harry is here on TSM. *Stress...level...argh*

Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. I...change.

Stennick's just mad that the "Rebels At War" federation dropped him due to activity. Ah, the life of a backyarder-in-demand must be thrilling.

I see some mods lurkin' They'll probably ban you Oh, Ban's a deoderant? You could use some of that too. Tryin' to be bad When you're nothin' but a goof Why the hell would you train someone? Is is that tough to fall off a roof? You bide your time sitting in NHB Callin' out Inc, myself, and The New Me Said I was gone, man what a jerk Don't you realize some people actually work? A member of The Heels, that shit is funny Backyarder tryin' to scam so he can make some money No showed dinner at Hooter's, what a guy Probably busy washin' cum out his eye Can't even blow properly, that shit slipped His boyfriend pierced his retina with his tip That's ok though, he don't need to see He just stroked that shit off, quite gleefully You've been here for a few days, I ask you what gives? It appears to us you're an abortion that lived Overstayed your welcome and all that jive At TSM, not much longer shall you survive

First off it's "Lethargic", and what does he have to do with this?

Name: Steve Stennick Nickname: "Studly" Height: 6'1" Weight: 170 lbs. Quote: "Hi, 'Studly' Steve Stennick, 3 time MBW Heavyweight Champion" Finisher(s): Studly Driver (Double Arm DDT), Collinsville Crossface (Crippler Crossface) Trademark: Top Rope Diving Headbutt Stable: The Heels Tag Team/Partner: Mike Anderson Entrance Music: The Memory Remains remake by Terror Test Accomplishments: MBW World Champion (3)

An email from 2 years ago to someone (Google is a blessed thing, ain't it?)- From: studlysteve03 Date: Mon Jun 4, 2001 8:07 pm Subject: check it out hey check it out! I aint' got no real beef w/ anyone in here BUT that don't mean I'm backin down from anyone either. If anyone wants some of me then I'm game but like you said I ain't got no beef w/ you. I have a show every saturday in Collinsville, Illinois. I can give you directions depending on were your comin from. So we are usually out there all day. I do one show a saturday but I have a practice session from 11-1 then i start the show. I write the show myself but anytime you wanna get together is cool w/ me like i said. My fed is just takin off. there was originally 5 feds in my area but I gathered them all together in my fed the MBW. I just got anotehr fed to join mine. anyways I got two guys wanted some footage but I dunno what their gonna do w/ it so I might tell them to fuck off i dunno . but my fed is at its peak as far as fame goes right now so anytime you wanna hook up is great w/ me I think we could turn out some great shows together. Steve Stennick backyard wrestling "together we stand.....apart we fall"

Our friend.

Oh and no, Crossface King was not the poster in question, before anyone jumps down his throat.

From another poster, via PM: Zack- I saw this post by a guy name Stennick in NHB. I KNOW THAT GUY! He's so full of shit! His real name is Steve Stennick. He was going to teach me and a couple of other guys to wrestle for free so that we'd wrestle for his "promotion". Any way the whole thing fell through, when almost every major wrestler in the Missouri area refused to wrestle for him because he was a lying back stabbing sack of shit. He would go onto other promotion's website and bad mouth the promoters and call them fat and ugly and spread rumors about their personal lifes. Any way it was revealed that he was just some back yarder with no idea how to run a promotion. This guy is a moron! Apparently he also used a gimmick as "The Informer" to "terrorize" other indy message boards, and no-showed a meeting with these potential talents at a Hooter's. Looks like I wasn't the only one who knew you here, Stennick.

Someone's drinking the Hateorade.