Zack Malibu

Huss.

I didn't mention any names man. I was talking to Zack, but lest Zack think I'm seriously calling him an asshole, I'm not. Nah, I didn't take any of this shit seriously IDRM, it's cool. I had talked about OAOAST stuff with Banky like right before it, so I knew it was some type of tie-in.

::Has been selling all night.::

I like the both of you, but I'm completely lost in this conversation.

Huss > Yosh

No Yosh. Huss.

Huss is the new "indeed". Example: Miss Mattitude writes: "Zack Malibu is the coolest guy ever." Zack responds with: "Huss."

It's catching on. Good work, Chave.

Well that depends on how HOT you like it. ZING~!

*sobs* Damn guys, with dedication like that, this thread will never falter to the bottom of the page. Of course we'll be met with half-assed retorts of "Let it go", but we shan't! We will not be denied. ::Notices Ripper won't be around until Monday.:: Ah fuck.

Yes, but now that you're here, you can keep us up. ::Realizes what he just said.:: BTW, hey Ripper. Saw you lurking. What's shakin', my good man?

It's not over...it's never over... ::Cue dramatic movie music, as Zack, MM and AM all share a hug.::

RHODE ISLAND: PRIDE: Spike Dudley Justin Credible SHAME: Chuck Palumbo

Where's the Dion love? Runaround Sue is one of the all time great oldies songs.

Jump schmump. I graciously allowed Malibu Enterprises to end, and have now joined fellow Elitists. It's like the NWO Elite. Did I just say that?

I second SP.

In addition to skits, CWM will take on Naz Mistry.

::Grabs egg sandwhich. Eats it.:: Waitaminute...Cranda let me eat it...he's trying to kill me to take my spot! It's a conspiracy!

Good review Jay. The first match alone would make me buy the tape from the review you gave it. Nice to read some of Cabana's past stuff, as I'm getting highly into the SCS since I saw them at ROH.

Rated on the system of "best places to get clothes".

No. Austin3164Life is still around though.

CWM, the match was all I had from you. And yeah, BPP got his promo in late, after the show was already formatted mostly, so Tim did recover nicely.

PROPS: Northstar CWM Mad Matt Calvin Parka Popick Poet Ted Weddy Sly What?

A darkened room, nothing but a voice, quiet, familiar, dark, hidden... "I know what you did, and I don't like it..." A flash of light! Suddenly, the face of Calvin Szechstein is visible... and visibly upset. "You think your irony is funny to me, Malibu? Making me eat my words?" Calvin looks down. "I did not succeed against you at heldDown..." He spits at the floor, looking back up at the camera. In the dim light we can see a five o'clock shadow, and Calvin raises a lit cigarette to his mouth, taking a quick drag and blowing out the smoke. "Do you see what you've driven me to, Zachary?" Calvin looks down, taking another puff and continuing, not looking at the camera. "I'm a joke to these people... I don't take things seriously..." Another drag. "I'm not good enough to beat Mr. America, Zack Malibu..." Another drag. "I did not get what I wanted on heldDown, Zack..." Another drag. "I'm quite unhappy when this happens..." Calvin looks up, his eyes blazing into the camera. "I will be a success, Zack Malibu. I will prevail over you!" Calvin stops, taking another drag of his cigarette... and then, a smile crosses his face, and the eyes of Totally Endorsed's energetic leader flash with intensity. "But more importantly... what I've wanted all along, Zack Malibu... I will get it..." Calvin takes another drag of his cigarette. "Roll credits."

Cut to a shot of a large podium, Calvin Szechstein stepping out from behind a large blue curtain and getting into position behind the podium. He clears his throat, looking out at the many men in attendance before beginning to speak. "Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you all for coming, especially you... yes, you in the pink skirt. I'm staying at a beautiful Best Western, you should check it out." "Enough of my rambling. Let's get to business. For the past few weeks, several things have negatively effected the Totally Endorsed empire. We have had members leave our ranks, members continually get defeated, members go through glass - in essence, everything that could go wrong, has gone wrong." "I myself, as leader of Totally Endorsed, have had some troubles of my own. For the past few weeks, I have been on a mission to recruit OAOAST Heavyweight Champion Zack Malibu into the Totally Endorsed fold. I have failed in all of my attempts, something which I take very personally." "However, Calvin Szechstein is not one to allow others to stand in the way of his success! I have seen Zack Malibu's weaknesses, and I have seen his strengths, and I realize that his biggest weakness... is his unwillingness to cash in on what he could become." "No longer will I waste my time trying to save his soul from the dark days that will come when he loses that title. I realized, my friends, that it is not really Zack Malibu that I wanted for Totally Endorsed..." *dramatic pause* "...it is Zack Malibu's OAOAST Heavyweight championship." "And that is why, tonight, I am officially declaring myself the number one contender to Zack Malibu's OAOAST Heavyweight championship, and I officially challenge him to a ladder match at AngleSlam: Screams of No Reply. With that OAOAST Heavyweight championship hanging fifteen feet above the ring, the two of us ready to have a bloody encounter... and Zack Malibu, my friend, one of us will be changed for the better, and one for the worse. If you accept my challenge... well, I'm pretty sure you know which one you are." "Thank you, there will be refreshments supplied by Acme Refreshment Bureau, and have a nice night." END SHOW