Zack Malibu

Smart Mark Mafia-Pulling the trigger on quality posting since 2003.

I coined the newest clique! Me so happy.

WHO? Nah, I think it kinda faded. LSD went from a place to vent your relationship troubles to a dick measuring contest. Literally.

Oh I'm in. Can my secret name be Dash McSwiggle?

CWM endorses me. I'm untouchable. We're the Smart Mark Mafia.

My clique was before New Me's, IDRM's, or the power trip. My reputation is still intact.

The Minnesota Twins?

Huss.

Hey, you ruined my making fun of Popick moment! And shouldn't cross brand signings happen on Nightmare?

Barron is gonna fuck you up for that comparison.

Luger had the WCW Title. See, the similarities are endless!

Kinda like in Airheads: "The Lone Rangers? You can't pluralize the Lone Ranger!" "Why not?" "Well, there's three of you. You're not exactly lone."

Huss. Huss is the new "Indeed".

Yeah, but as Luger you'd have access to all sorts of "treats", and a hot valet/girlfriend. You'd of course then have to face accusations of murder, but there's a cloud in every sky.

You're not on HeldDOWN~!, fool. Since when did the split end? Go back to IZ, ya lilly livered puss.

Yeah, they made the Pillman shirt. They used to hype the shit out of it on ECW TV, even when he was in the WWF at the time. The only other one the WWF put out was the one with his wild-eyed face on the front, and I like my wrestling shirts simple, not with big, gorky designs plastered on front.

Sure, you can sign up here. In fact you can have this baby. *jumps ship* I've been through too many heel/face turns today. I'm ruined. Yeah, what's with that, TNM? You've become the Lex Luger of TSM.

What other cliques? I thought that they were all killed. Zack, this is slightly off-topic, but hopefully you won't mind. Did you get the Brian Pillman commemorative T-shirt that the WWF put out? I was flipping through the Pillman memorial magazine and came across the ad. I never got that shirt, sadly. I never was able to get any of the Pillman shirts. The one I want most is the ECW Brian F'N Pillman one, with the Rogue Horsemen symbol on front.

See, and I was going to scan one of Pillman tonight and post it, but you beat me to it. Malibu Enterprises again has something that the other cliques don't: guard dogs!

I'm persistent. It's a blessing and a curse. Comes in handy when you wanna get laid though.

I remember all. I don't know why I've been blessed (cursed?) with such a good memory, but I have. Pillman's great. He even takes mood swings like his namesake! Now if I can get him to kick his pill habit, I'm set.

You yawned. Any reaction is a good reaction. And I stuck up for you, even though you stole my gimmick of naming your dog after a favorite wrestler. Pillman > Storm

For that gheyness, I am taking custody of AM The Kid from you. His job? To make the ghey go away. Sic 'em, AM.

What does Dames have to do with semen?

YAY for the Posse. BOO for using "Climax" when that was going to be my Dec. PPV name. ::shakes fist::