Zack Malibu

"Punishment" by Biohazard begins to blare over the speakers as we journey back to the arena for more of the Aussie flavored HeldDOWN~! here on April 27, 2006. The athletically gifted duo of Quentin Benjamin and Charlie Moss, flanked by Mr. Rick Heyross himself, head down the aisle to a loud chorus of boos from the Australian fans who don't have much respect for the rulebreaking faction. Heyross enters the ring along with his charges, and motions for Michael Buffer to pass over the microphone, ordering the famed announcer out of the ring so that he doesn't cramp their time in the spotlight. HEYROSS Alright you people, on your feet, and give the proper respect to the two best pure athletes in the OAOAST, and the world today! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COLE Something tells me these people aren't about to oblige, Rick! HEYROSS Go ahead, go ahead and boo, because you and I both know it's out of pure JEALOUSY for my two boys! More booing ensues, which Quentin and Charlie blow off in short order. HEYROSS But, as a token of good faith, we're going to show you boomerang tossing bunch of ex-cons and future cons what REAL ATHLETICISM is all about. That's why we're out here, to call out anyone in the back that things they have even half the talent Team Heyross does! Quentin, Charlie and Rick all look to the back, with nothing happening after the callout. Seconds later, "My Own Summer" by the Deftones hits, and the cameras close in on the jaw dropping reaction of Rick Heyross, as the big Samoan Faqu, and his newly cleared to wrestle partner, "Strong Stylin'" James Blonde, charge down the aisle! CABOOSE It's Blonde and Faqu! COLE The past few weeks have not been good to either man, as Blonde was sidelined with an arm injury coming off the Two For The Money contest. Faqu fared a little better, although he came up short in two bids for the HI-YAH Title, both times due to nefarious means from the trio of the GPX and Jamie O'Hara! CABOOSE These are not two men I'd be taking lightly at this point! Blonde and Faqu hit the ring, and are immediately pounced on by Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin. Blonde is backed into a corner and stung with multiple right hands by Quentin, while Charlie picks Faqu up and fires him into the ropes...only to be plowed over with a huge shoulderblock! As he gets up, Faqu blasts him twice in the right leg with hard kicks, then snapmares him over and hits the ropes, delivering a hard running soccer kick to the back! Charlie rolls out to the floor, while Blonde gets sent across the ring, into the far corner...but when Quentin charges, he runs right into a boot! He staggers back, and Faqu hits the ropes, leaping off his feet with great agility for a big man, and floors him with a big lariat. As he's laid out on the canvas, Benjamin is then stunned with a running high kneedrop from Blonde, and then a jumping back senton from Faqu, which is enough to send him packing! COACH Team Heyross wasn't prepared for this! This isn't right! COLE They made the open challenge! COACH Well...STILL! Blonde and Faqu get up from the double team, and witness Charlie springboarding back in...but they catch him, and deliver a double team STO, droppping him on the back of his head! Blonde then motions to the corner, and Faqu follows. Blonde steps out to the apron, while Faqu climbs the ropes and sits on the top rope. Blonde then climbs up the ropes...and up on his partners shoulders, standing up at a vertical base before leaping off, and crashing down with a flying headbutt to the sternum of Charlie Moss! Blonde then rolls out of the way as Moss reels, and the big man then stands himself up on the top rope, and delivers a flying splash, crashing his near 300 pound frame atop the collegiate wrestling superstar before hooking a leg for the pin! ONE! TW-NO! Benjamin saves the day by sliding in and dropping an axehandle across the back of Faqu's head. He pulls him up and sends him to the corner, but Faqu reverses, however Quentin gets the better of him by grabbing the ropes and springing back...but Faqu catches him on his shoulders! Faqu carries him to mid-ring, then SPIKES him with a Death Valley Driver! He gets up and sees Moss pulling himself up near the ropes, so he runs and tackles him, taking him out to the floor through the ropes while Blonde hops over Benjamin and springs up to the second rope, then the third, and moonsaults back landing with a legdrop across the throat of Quentin Benjamin! COLE Amazing manuever! ONE! TWO! THREE! *DING! DING! DING!* CABOOSE It was quick, but I can't say it was painless! Heyross is having conniptions, as Nick Patrick raises the hand of James Blonde, and Faqu once he returns to the squared circle. The duo embrace, pleased with their performance, as are the fans, who have really taken to the two of them in recent months. COLE I wonder what it tasted like when Heyross had to eat his words! COACH Oooh, you're a funnyman now, huh? Heyross stomps and moans, angered that his prized tag team was just beaten handily by the duo that no one believed had worked hard to reinvent themselves. Faqu and Blonde exit the ring, slapping some hands on the way back to the dressing room, while Heyross scrambles to get his team together and recover.

COLE It's been a hot night in Kangaroo Country, but we here at the OAOAST are proud to bring you HeldDOWN~! live from... Just as soon as we've returned from break, the sounds of a theme song that has long been used, but never forgotten, comes over the soundsystem, and the shock of hearing it brings the fans into a frenzy! "I'm head off the class...I'm POPULAR!" COACH What the!? CABOOSE It can't be... COLE It could be! We know that Zack Malibu has recently found some help in his war against the Global Party Exchange and Jamie O'Hara, and this could be the revelation we've all...been...waiting...now what is this?! The cheers turn to jeers, and the excitement turns to disappointment, as it's not the famed stable of Zack Malibu, EvenflowDDT, and The Superstar heading to the ring. Instead, Scotty Static, Johnny Jax, and Jamie O'Hara, the three thorns in the side of the HI-YAH Heavyweight Champion, approach the ring, dressed differently than usual. Static is dressed quite well, with designer jeans and a blue button down shirt, and keeps nodding and smiling to the crowd. Jax is seen wearing an equally fashionable button down...but with cutoff jeans and black sneakers, and carrying a female mannequin. Lastly, O'Hara walks down the aisle pumping his fists in the air...fists that are each holding a towel, while a third one is wrapped around his neck. CABOOSE This is...different. COLE Well to say the wind has been taken out of everyone's sails would be the understatement of the year! COACH What are you guys talking about? I'm LOVING this! The trio...er, quartet, climb into the ring and keep smiling despite the chorus of boos being sent their way. Jax stands the mannequin up and puts his arm around it, while O'Hara hops up on the middle ropes and pumps his fists some more, waving one towel over his head. Static stands by the ropes and motions for the microphone, but keeps on smiling, and runs his hand through his blond, mussy hair, before speaking. STATIC LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF AUSTRALIA, THE...wait a second...Michael Cole, come on up here into the ring and give your old friends a hand! COACH Yeah Mikey, go help your old friends out! COLE Those aren't my friends! STATIC C'mon Michael, don't tell me you forgot that you're down with the hottest thing in wrestling today! Remember if you're not in, you're insignificant! So what's it gonna be? Cole, somewhat disturbed by Static's quoting of the old In Crowd catchphrase, reluctantly gets up from his broadcast position and climbs into the ring. He walks over to Scotty Static, who hands him the mic without incident. STATIC You're a lifesaver, Mikey Cole. I can't play with my hair and hold a mic at the same time! Static fidgets with his hair, looking into the camera lens and fixing it "just right" before offering a wink and a smile to the camera. COLE What...what are you guys doing? STATIC What do you mean what are we doing? Baby we are having fun, we are living the life, we are here in AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW-Stralia, the Land of the Rising S... JAX You mean the Land Down Under, Zack! STATIC Oh SNAP! Thanks, 'Flow! I knew I should've paid more attention in school, but hanging with the hotties and selling blank hall passes to freshman was too much fun! Anyways, Mikey Cole, we are here in the Land Down Under for a reason. A very important reason. And that reason is...a question! A very important question, one that needs to be asked...a question for the ages, and that is... ...when did everything get so serious around here!? COLE I...I'm not sure if... STATIC It's OK Mikey, I'm not asking you for the answer! I didn't think you'd know. Does anybody else have anything to say? Alison? Mikey bring her the mic...nah nevermind, she never had much to say anyways. CABOOSE Oh COME ON. The crowd boos, and Static looks shocked, so he goes and plants a kiss on the mannequin's cheek. He then acts all hot and bothered, so O'Hara runs over and dabs his forehead with the towel, then runs around the ring waving the two towels in the air. STATIC Like I was saying, Mikey Cole, everything has gotten so serious in the OAOAST! This was a company started on a simple beltshot, something we never saw coming...but they kept coming...the beltshots that is. The beltshots brought the people, and the people brought the money, and the money bought our clothes, and eventually, we became the wrestling superpower known as the OAOAST...well, not until I became World Champion at least! COLE But you were never Worl... STATIC What do you mean, Mikey? Of course I was! It was at Anglemania II, when I defeated the EEEEEEVIL Anglesault once and for all, POP DROP style, one two three, oh it was a hell of a night. Wasn't it a great night, babygirl? Static looks to "Alison" again, but obviously gets no reponse. STATIC Aw, she's just being shy. Between you and me, she didn't move much that night, if you know what I'm sayin'! Static nudges Michael Cole, but it's obvious Cole is unimpressed. All of a sudden, Jax slaps himself in the forehead, and stage blood starts dripping all over his face, and onto his shirt. STATIC DUDE! C'mon man, bloodstains are never gonna come out! I told you this deathmatch thing wasn't gonna work! JAX DUDE! Sorry dude, I haven't recovered from the barbed wire bed of nails glass door scorpion bowl double cheeseburger and a side of fries match I had with Sandman yet, dude! STATIC Dude, it's ok. Use your stunt double next time, it's what they're for! JAX DUDE! Ok, dude! STATIC Alright, Mikey Co... "Getting Away With Murder" hits, and the crowd cheers, although Static doesn't seem happy with the interruption. O'Hara, however, starts circling the ring waving the towels once again, acting happy to see the arrival of their arch nemesis. CABOOSE No good is going to come of this, I'm telling you right now! Zack Malibu heads down the aisleway, still clad in dress clothes, and not carrying his HI-YAH Title. It's obvious that the popular superstar is all business, as he hops into the ring and comes face to face with "Zack" Static, while Jax mockingly hides behind the mannequin Alison, and O'Hara...well he's still waving the towels in the air. STATIC Zack, dude! Hi-five! Malibu doesn't flinch, sneering at his rival. STATIC Oh wait, you don't do hi-fives...you do the COOL HANDSHAKE! Put 'er there! Static extends his hand, but Malibu knocks it away, then yanks Michael Cole's arm towards him for the mic. MALIBU You trying to get my attention again, Scotty? Static laughs, and just shakes his head. STATIC Why does it always have to be about YOU, huh? Why? Obviously, Zackary, this promo has gone over your head. Obviously, it hasn't sunk in. Why is it that three, four years ago when it was YOU doing this stuff, it was hip? It was cutting edge, it was hot, but here we are, doing the same stuff you did, and it's WRONG? Zack Malibu...you are nothing more than a hypocrite! Static jabs his finger into Malibu's chest to prove the point, and Malibu just looks down at it. STATIC This company, "your" company, Zack, there used to be a spark to it. There used to be the air of unpredictability, where you never knew what would happen next. People used to do their own thing and not worry about the consequences, especially you, Zack. You were the rebellious one. The one who didn't give a damn about the office, the fans, the roster...you did what you had to do. The In Crowd, the glory days, it's like when you left them behind you left yourself behind with them. You became the "company man", the poster boy, defender of truth, justice, and the Anglesault way...and somewhere along the way you lost what made you a MAN. What made you a STAR. Now, you see three guys doing what you used to do...stirring the pot, running amuck...and it makes you SICK, not because you're a company man, not because you're looking out for the best interests of everybody...but because it's not you anymore. You're not the trend anymore, Zack. You're not "it". You're not IN. We, that is, us three...well four if you count the dummy...WE are the next step. WE are bringing back the glory days, while we help this company evolve to the next level, and YOU keep trying to halt the process. Now, out of respect, Zack, we shook your hand. We do respect what you've done in the past, but not what you're doing now, and that's why we're at the point that we're all at. Sure, you're trying to keep us on our toes with the dreaded mystery men, and that's fine. You think we're intimidated? Scared? BRING IT ON. Whatever you've got planned, well if it was so great, it wouldn't be a secret now, would it? Sure of himself, Static backs away, giving mic time to Malibu, which the fans are eager to see. MALIBU You know, you bring up some good points. Something has been missing from this company. I'll be the first to admit, things aren't what they used to be. But to think that you three can be the saving grace? There's a HUGE difference in what I did, and what you bring to the table...the main difference is respect. When I came in, I stirred shit up...I stirred a LOT of shit up...and The In Crowd, there was nothing better. But the thing is that at the time, this place, this company, it was a vanity project for one man, and you know who that man is...his name is still a part of this company...but it was me...ME, who took it to the next level. It was ME who earned his repsect in defeating him, and elevated this company to the global power that it is today. It was ME who paved the way for people like you to have jobs, to come here, and not deal with the politics, or the cliques, but what do you do? You go ahead and do the opposite, with the whole Upstarts deal, pissing on the home office figuratively AND literally, and THAT is why I said that I respect your talent, but not your viewpoints. As for what's going on right now, you want unpredictable, then you haven't seen anything yet. The last few weeks, I've had you on your toes, and for good reason. Because the same era you want to see again, I'm about to bring back. The weeks of never knowing who's gonna show up, who's gonna do what...oh it's coming back. So be careful of what you wish for... STATIC SEE! SEE! Even that, right there...trying to say that you're going to bring the glory days back, but so serious in saying it. Don't talk, Zack...DO IT. No more of this vicious vendetta, serious promo crap. It's not working, and we're not buying it. You want to earn our complete respect? You want to intimidate us? You want this company to thrive...be what you USED to be, not what you ARE. The crowd "ooohs" as Malibu stares blankly at Static, the look on his face showing that Scotty has struck a chord. O'Hara, still playing the role of Superstar's original "towel boy", twirls the towls over his head...and Malibu spins around and nails him with a right hand! EvenJaxDDT picks up the Alison mannequin and swings it like a bat, but Malibu ducks under it, and when he turns around...BAM! SCHOOL'S OUT ON EVENJAXDDT! Malibu then picks up the dummy and chases after Static, who bails out of the ring...only to have the mannequin hurled down on top of him! The "In Crowd" bail, and the crowd is all too into it, chanting Zack's name as he stands with Michael Cole in the ring. MALIBU You want to play spin doctor and blame me for these things, well the time has come that I turn things around on you. For a few weeks now I've had backup, and EVERYONE has been wondering just what's going on. Well, you want unpredictable? I'll show you unpredictable. Living Angleously, this Sunday, you wanna bring back the glory days, then let's do it. Six man tag team match. You three against me and two of my friends. You wanna be "in", well then let's see if you can handle an "in"-itiation! CABOOSE Whoa! Quite a challenge by Zack there! Static, O'Hara, and a groggy Jax gather themselves in the aisle, and Static shouts back that Zack's on. MALIBU What...what...Cole, I can't hear them. Do me a favor, go see what they're saying. COLE No problem Zack, although I'm su...HEY! ZACK! ZACK! Suddenly, Malibu picks up Michael Cole and presses him over his head...and launches him through the air, sending him down on top of the GPX and O'Hara with an assisted bodypress! CABOOSE Now there's something we haven't seen in a while! Zack putting Michael Cole to good use! COACH I could make some cracks about that, yo. CABOOSE But I have a cricket bat here next to me, so you won't. Malibu then exits the ring, and goes and pulls Cole up. COLE They...they said...they said they accept. MALIBU Thanks Mikey, you're a pal. Malibu slaps Michael Cole on the shoulder, then delivers his old school wink and smirk to the camera before heading up the aisle, smiling back at the sneering trio that will face him and two mystery partners this coming Sunday. CABOOSE The twists in this situation just don't stop coming...first GPX and O'Hara admitted their respect for Zack, but continue to harass him...Zack has found backup, although no one is quite sure exactly who it is...and now he's been dared to revert back to his "old" self, which is a side of Zack that I'm not sure the GPX and Jamie O'Hara are prepared for! COACH Oh they're prepared...they wouldn't have dared him to do it if they didn't have something up their sleeve. CABOOSE If you say so, Coach, but I supposed we'll get some answers this Sunday, as Zack seeks retribution this Sunday alongside...well, we don't know who will be by his side! COACH That oughta help the buyrate some!

If Team Heyross aren't being used by Adam, can I use 'em for Blonde and Faqu, Alf?

I was going to run a segment with Blonde/Faqu and NRG on Thursday, unless they're needed in the build for the PPV. I know I've loaned 'em out, just want to see if I can put 'em to use for part of my story.

SONUVA...

Lies. I never got one. I'm assuming it was you who just sent me one, so I take this comment back.

Lies. I never got one.

Johnny Dangerously is an underrated funny movie, I don't care what anyone else says. Completely with you on that one.

311-Freak Out Bananarama-Cruel Summer Will Smith-Just Cruisin' Mos Def-Miss Fat Booty

Sabu was working under a pay-per-appearance deal with TNA. Ex-ECW stars like Rhino, the Dudleys, etc. are all under full contract.

The CE guys are politically charged people at the core, their line of thinking just ended up over there. Seriously, this is really more trying to get another moderator installed that'll be one of us, the everyday posters. You're right in that respect. Like it or not, the 'everyday posters' are the guys in here. We're the politicians of the board. The mods are a galaxy away from any of us, whether thats because of school or work committments, or only being interested in one aspect of the board, I don't know. The people in here stretch across all areas, and are a representation of the entire board, IMO. If all that were true then Jingus, Kotz, and Zack would be remembered as the best mods TSM ever had. As we damn well should be.

That's it?

Rhino doesn't like to take pictures if he's not in his gear. He'll sign ten million things for you, but if he's in street clothes, he refuses to take a picture. At least that's how it was during his time with the 'E.

Questions will be answered as it pertains to Living Angleously, the trio of the GPX and Jamie O'Hara, Zack Malibu, and the mystery men who continue to show up at his side!

Absolutely true, however I was just curbing any newcomers to the thread who may have simply scrolled through from thinking that it's a fact this is taking place. If anything, I could easily see Sting vs. Steiner post-Lockdown to further build up the big Jarrett/Sting singles match.

I'm calling bullshit, especially since Dennis Haskins said when I saw him do a speech that you shouldn't look for a reunion show anytime soon. If something's changed since then though, I'm gonna mark the fuck out for it.

Well that's good then, seeing as how it was proven to be nothing more than a false report.

Already sent the match onto him, Mr. T .

As we return to HeldDOWN~!, the sounds of "My Own Summer" by The Deftones come over the speakers in the arena just seconds after the feed is restored. That can only mean one thing for the audience in the arena and at home...that it's time for the HI-YAH Championship Three Way Dance! COLE Welcome back fans, and if you're just tuning in you've picked a great time, because right now, we are about to see three of the most exciting competitors in our company do battle for championship gold! As Triple C hype the event, an individual with a growing fanbase is making his way to the ring, to the delight of the China fans. CHINESE ANNOUNCER Ladies and gentlemen, this contest will be contested under Three Way Dance rules, and it will be for the HI-YAH Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first, from Honolulu, HI, he has weighed in tonight at two hundred and ninety pounds...The "Samoan Tsunami"...FAQU! Faqu gets to the ring and raises one arm up high, but gets quite the response. A smirk comes across the face of the Samoan sensation, as he's pleased with the fact that his hard work appears to be earning him respect worldwide. COLE It was one week ago that Zack Malibu put the HI-YAH Championship on the line against Faqu, and the big man was certainly holding his own against Zack, until the interference of Biff Atlas and Flex Phillips ruined the contest! CABOOSE Let's not forget that NRG were simply decoys for the real party crashers, as the trio of Scotty Static, Johnny Jax and Jamie O'Hara sent them out there so that they didn't break their promise to Zack Malibu! COACH Where's your proof, Beretta? CABOOSE Proof? Oh I don't have any proof, Coach, it's purely circumstantial. However, everything turned out alright when your boys got a surprise of their own! COACH Yeah, probably just a few of those Japanese HI-YAH exploding barbed wire fishtank scrappers that Malibu fell in with during his last tour. We're in CHINA now baby...the home of Chinese food... COLE Except here they just call it "food". COACH Whatever...bottom line is, Zack's got double trouble tonight, and no one's gonna save his ass after the fact! "I'm A Hustla" by the criminally minded Cassidy is heard next, as the babyfaced bad boy from Birmingham strolls out, bobbing his head with a thuggish grin on his face. CHINESE ANNOUNCER Next, hailing from Birmingham, England. He weighs in tonight at one hundred and seventy pounds, JAMIE O'HARA! COACH C'mon J, you gonna be the man tonight! O'Hara thug-walks his way to the ring, even leaning over the railing and getting in the face of several fans, who don't seem pleased with his debut in their country. COLE He's got guts, I'll give him that. I haven't seen Jamie O'Hara back down from anybody, but that's a quality that just fuels his arrogance. The brash youngster rolls into the ring, blowing past Faqu as if he's a nobody, and climbs up on the ropes, throwing his arms out like WHAT?, then backflips down to the canvas, and tosses off his visor before removing his bling bling. "Getting Away With Murder" is the last song to play, and it's that of the newly dubbed "Modern Day Warrior", the most recognizable face in the OAOAST. CHINESE ANNOUNCER Now introducing the final participant, the defending HI-YAH Heavyweight Champion...from Providence, Rhode Island, USA, he weighs in tonight at two hundred pounds precisely...he is the Modern Day Warrior...ZACK MALIBU! CABOOSE Listen to these fans, they love them some Malibu! Zack powerwalks to the ring, slapping some hands on the way while remaining focused on the task at hand...having to overcome two of the OAOAST's brightest rising stars. He slingshots himself over the ropes and poses for the crowd for a moment, then unstraps the championship from around his waist and holds it up for the crowd to see, as the house lights are brought up for the contest to begin. COLE This has all the makings of a classic, and what a match to give the great fans of China as we pass through on the OAOAST World Tour. The bell sounds, and the intimidating Samoan walks slowly of of his corner, keeping his eye mainly on O'Hara, while Zack surveys both challengers. All three men come to a meeting point in the center of the ring, and it's O'Hara who breaks the silence, shoving Zack away and then daring Faqu to lock up with him! CABOOSE Well, this kid's got balls. He's an IDIOT, but he's got balls! Zack moves for O'Hara, but Faqu stops Zack, and then waves O'Hara on, offering a lockup. They tie up, and the big man easily shoves the lanky cruiserweight down to the canvas, having called his bluff. O'Hara gets up and charges Faqu, diving for the legs this time, but Faqu brings his arm down across O'Hara's back, nailing him with forearms before pulling him up to a standing position and cracking him across his wifebeater covered chest with a hard chop! O'Hara reels, but falls victim to another chop, causing just as loud of a smack as before...and this angers the youngster, so he delivers a chop to the chest of Faqu! COACH Ooooh J, I don't know if you wanna do this, man! Faqu snickers, and chops again, dropping O'Hara to one knee. Still, the youngster comes right back up and delivers a hard chop to Faqu's chest. Before the big man can react to it, O'Hara then delivers a hard slap across his face before backing up a step, and calling Faqu out! The big man walks forward and stares down at the smaller O'Hara, who looks right up into the eyes of his rival...and smacks him AGAIN across the face! That's all Faqu can take, but as he goes after Jamie, O'Hara drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring, while Zack takes advantage of the situation and attacks from behind, locking Faqu in a rear waistlock. The big man elbows out, then spins around with one of his own, and lifts Zack up, taking him to the mat with a waistlock takedown. He goes for a side headlock, but Malibu slips free, and strikes the big man when he turns around with a hard chop to the chest, and then a European uppercut! Malibu then doubles Faqu over with a kick and tries for a suplex, but Faqu keeps his weight shifted so that Malibu has a tough time getting him off his feet! O'Hara comes back into the fold now and whacks Faqu across the back with a forearm, and then joins Zack in trying to get him over...and they do it successfully, carrying him up and over with a double team suplex! COLE That's some unlikely teamwork for you! Both men get up, and now O'Hara slaps Malibu across the face, then takes the stunned prep by the arm and shoots him to the ropes! Malibu holds up, so O'Hara crashes to the mat as he tries for a front dropkick, and when he sits up Malibu runs forward and blasts him with a basement dropkick, knocking him senseless! Malibu then takes Jamie by the legs and catapults him over the ropes...but Jamie SKINS THE CAT~! back in...RIGHT INTO A BACK SUPLEX...NO! O'Hara floats over, but then finds himself trapped in a rear waistlock by Faqu, who lifts him up...and then throws him through the air, into a rana on Zack! CABOOSE Faqu just used his opponent as a weapon to take his other opponent out! That's one heck of a strategy! O'Hara gets up, and Faqu charges with a clothesline, but the youngster ducks under it and hits the ropes, sliding through Faqu's legs rather than leapfrog him, and then yanks his legs out from under him, and follows up with a jumping elbowdrop to the back of the neck! Jamie then puts the boots (or in this case, sneakers) to Faqu before bringing him to his feet and striking him with some quick forearms to the face. O'Hara sends him to the ropes, but Faqu counters, and when O'Hara gets caught with a powerslam on the rebound, he counters in mid-move and carries Faqu over with a deep arm drag! He gets up and sees Malibu coming from the side, so he spins and delivers a back kick to keel Zack over, then takes his head and tries for a neckbreaker, only to see Faqu storming towards them. Still holding Zack's head, Jamie springs off the canvas, scissoring his legs around Faqu's head...but the big man shows off his power advantage yet again by powerbombing O'Hara down, and simultaneously causing him to snap Zack's neck with a neckbreaker! COLE Double impact on that one, as the chain reaction of the powerbomb also caused O'Hara to bring Zack down with him! Faqu keeps hold of O'Hara's legs, and rolls over, trapping the youngster in a Boston Crab! Jamie screams in pain as Faqu pulls back on the legs, bending the scrawny star in half with the hold, as Malibu rolls off holding his neck. O'Hara tries to wriggle his small frame free, and stretches for the ropes, but Faqu pulls back some more, putting the pressure on the small of the back. Malibu, still shaken from the neckbreaker, gets up, and delivers a hard roundhouse kick between the shoulder blades of the big Samoan...but he doesn't budge! Zack delivers another kick, and this one causes Faqu to release the Boston Crab and stand up to face off with Zack! O'Hara rolls off to the side, and Zack fires off another kick, this time to the leg...but it gets caught, and Faqu counters with a Dragon screw! He pulls Zack's legs up and tries to roll Zack into a submission, but Malibu kicks off, sending the big man onto his back...and O'Hara soars in with a springboard legdrop, timing it perfectly to connect with the Samoan Tsunami! COACH Atta boy, J! They never saw you comin'! O'Hara gets up and throws his arm down, taunting Faqu rather than go for the pin...and then gets spun into a lockup by Zack! He pushes Malibu to the ropes and then sends him off, leapfrogging Zack on his rebound and then hiptossing him on the second! Malibu gets up, and O'Hara charges, springing up and trying for a monkey flip, but Zack shoves him back down! O'Hara charges again, and this time Zack ducks, elevating Jamie up and over...but he lands on the apron! Malibu turns around, but O'Hara takes his head and snaps it over the top rope when he jumps to the floor, and Zack spins around in a daze...right into an STO by Faqu! He covers Zack with a leg hooked, as the referee makes the count... ONE! TW-NO! Faqu pulls Zack up off the canvas and shoots him to the ropes, pressing him up in the air and then throwing him down to the canvas. As Zack reels from the slam, Faqu turns his attention to O'Hara, but once again the youngster goes airborne, springboarding onto Faqu's shoulders and snapping the big man over with a huracanrana! Faqu scrambles for the corner, but O'Hara runs in and hops up on the second rope, and starts wailing on Faqu with lefts and rights, then hops down, drags him out of the corner...and sends him headfirst into it! He takes Faqu by the head and then hops up on the ropes, then kicks off for a Tornado DDT...but Faqu easily pushes O'Hara off...RIGHT INTO A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX FROM A RECOVERED MALIBU! O'Hara rolls out to the floor under the bottom rope, and when Zack gets up he catches a charging Faqu with a drop toehold, then quickly applies a stepover armbar, yanking back on the right arm of the powerful Samoan! COLE It's a lot of back and forth, a lot of tradeoffs. Not one man has gotten a decisive advantage yet, but the diversity of style in there...the power of Faqu, the speed and aerial ability of O'Hara, and the well-rounded style of Zack Malibu, has produced some great action in the last few minutes! COACH Let's not forget that my man J was all up in that raw meat eater's grill. No fear where we come from! CABOOSE We!? You're from Kansas, and he's from England. COACH But we both came from the streets! CABOOSE Coach, please. You're the whitest black man I know. Malibu keeps a hold of the wrist, and uses his free hand to pull Faqu up by the back of the neck, then wrench the arm again. Faqu paces himself, then counters into an arm wrench of his own, but Malibu swings around and breaks that with a well placed forearm shot across the cheekbone! Zack then hits the ropes and hits a hard larait that staggers, but doesn't drop the big man, so he hits the ropes again! As he bounces off, he's tripped up and yanked to the floor by O'Hara, who starts pummeling him with blows over the back. Faqu regains his composure and sees his two foes out on the floor, so he moves in for the kill, racing for the ropes and jumping OVER them, clearing them with a no hands plancha that sends him crashing down onto both O'Hara and Malibu! COLE The big man flies again, with the grace of a cruiserweight! COACH Oh now he done did it, cramping my man J's style! The Chinese crowd pick up on the efforts of the big man, chanting "FAQU" loudly as he gets up from the dive. He pulls Zack up and sends him across ringside, crashing into the barrier, while O'Hara gets picked up and pressed over his head, then tossed into the ring between the middle of the ropes, landing flat on his face! The burly Samoan then climbs up on the apron and steps back into the ring, and delivers a hard running soccer kick to O'Hara as he pushes up on all fours, sending him rolling across the canvas! O'Hara gets led up to his feet again and sent into the corner, crashing hard before Faqu goes in motion, charging towards the corner...AND O'HARA JUMPS OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND! Faqu crashes hard sternum first, and bounces back, right into a reverse DDT from O'Hara! Jamie covers, hoping it's enough to keep the big man down! ONE! TWO! NO! Faqu easily pushes Jamie up off of him, but as he comes to his feet, he's rocked with a pair of European uppercuts, then is held by the head as O'Hara kicks him hard in the stomach, and tucks his head under Faqu's chin, jumping downward and smashing it into his cranium with a jawbreaker! Faqu is once again stumbling on his own two feet, so O'Hara hits the ropes, and connects with a jump spinning roundhouse, cracking the big man across his chest and dropping him to the canvas! He steps out to the apron, but before he can follow up, he's yanked to the floor by Malibu, who hits an inverted atomic drop, then throws O'Hara across the ringside area with a release overhead belly to belly suplex! Malibu then gets up on the apron, and it's he who springboards in, tucking his body and then pushing out as he crashes down on Faqu with a springboard frog splash! He hooks the leg, and now the champion is looking to eliminate one of his challengers! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! COLE Once again the big man fights out of a pin attempt... CABOOSE He's got the endurance to last. He's just got to keep his focus, because he knows that he's the main target of both O'Hara and Malibu. Once he's out of there, it's a much more even playing field! Malibu gets up, but as he does he's spun around and sent to the corner by O'Hara, who watches on as Malibu slams back first against the turnbuckles. Jamie then walks over and hoists Malibu up onto the top rope, sitting him there before climbing up on the ropes himself. He squeezes Malibu's cheeks in and mouths off to him a bit, then climbs up on the top rope and prepares for a rana...but Malibu slides an arm through his legs and pulls him up across his shoulders! The crowd comes alive once again as O'Hara tries to kick free, but Malibu is able to power up with Jamie across his shoulders... ...AND HE LEAPS OFF THE ROPES WITH THE HONOR ROLL~! Malibu rolls to his feet after driving O'Hara into the canvas...AND GETS PICKED UP ONTO FAQU'S SHOULDERS...DEATH VALLEY DRIVER ON MALIBU! COACH Damn! Two for one special! CABOOSE Malibu just could have had O'Hara eliminated there, until Faqu took him and drove his neck into the canvas! Faqu covers Malibu, hoping to eliminate the champion first! ONE! TWO! FOOT ON THE ROPES~! COACH LAME! Faqu drags Zack away from the ropes, and hooks the leg, pressing his weight down on Zack during this second attempt! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! COLE He kicked out again! Faqu gets up, and seeing that Malibu is still fighting off defeat, moves towards O'Hara, diving onto him and pulling a leg back, figuring the Honor Roll has him primed for elimination. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! COLE And Jamie O'Hara kicks out as well! CABOOSE Welcome to the home of the stubborn athlete! COACH The NFL? CABOOSE Har. Faqu drags O'Hara up off the canvas, and lifts him up onto his shoulder before swinging him back down, gut-first, across his knee! O'Hara coughs and gags after having the wind knocked out of him, and Faqu shoves him backwards into the corner, then tears his 'beater off his body, exposing his skin for a rather STIFF~! chop! And a second! And a third! And a fourth! CABOOSE He's going to cave his chest in! O'Hara slumps down, but Faqu grabs him by the head and stands him right back up, then delivers some playful slaps, taunting O'Hara's courage from earlier, then delivers a headbutt that stuns him! With O'Hara prone against the turnbuckles, Faqu backs up and then charges in...but Jamie gets a boot up and catches him in the face, knocking him away! Faqu teeters back, but then charges in again...and O'Hara kips up and drives BOTH feet into his face, staggering the big man once again...AND HE TURNS RIGHT INTO A SCHOOL'S OUT FROM OUT OF NOWHERE~! COLE Malibu just got to his feet, but that was great pres...WAITAMINUTE! O'Hara races out of the corner, catching the Samoan Tsunami as he falls back, and cradles him with a schoolboy...HOLDING THE TIGHTS FOR LEVERAGE! COLE REF! HEY REF! ONE! TWO! THREE! *DING* *DING* *DING* CABOOSE Faqu just got taken out the easy way! COACH The easy way or the hard way, as long as he's out that's all that matters! The crowd boo's, not happy with O'Hara's tactic. The cocky Brit only has minimal time to celebrate though, as Malibu spins him around and starts rocking him with right hands before sending him to the ropes...reversal, and O'Hara catches Zack with a rana...but Zack rolls through...and O'Hara rolls through that...and delivers a hard stomp to the midsection! Zack howls in pain, and O'Hara goes "WHAT?!" to his fallen foe. Meanwhile, Faqu is on his way up the aisle, holding his jaw, but looking back at Jamie O'Hara for screwing him out of the HI-YAH Title for the second week in a row. COLE That is not a happy man right there, and I can't blame him. For as hard as he's worked, it's been a rough past few weeks for Faqu. COACH Yeah yeah, we all have our days, now let's keep our attention where it belongs...on my man SupaJay as he becomes the HI-YAH Heavyweight Champion! With Malibu down, O'Hara sits atop him and throws some punches from the mount, then pulls Zack up and snapmares him over before delivering a dropkick to the back of the neck. He then stands over Zack, kicks his leg out and swings it back, and somersaults, delivering a legdrop upon landing to Zack Malibu! O'Hara covers, and waits for the ref's hand to hit the mat three times... ONE! TWO! TH-NO! ...but it doesn't! He stays on offense, bringing Zack up and hooking him for a suplex, but before he can be carried over, Malibu counters with a small package, cradling O'Hara for the pin! ONE! TWO! NO! O'HARA MANAGES TO ROLL ZACK INTO A PIN! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! COLE So close...for BOTH of them! Both men get up, and O'Hara tries for a spin kick...but Zack ducks it, and hooks his waist...GERMAN SUPLEX! Malibu holds on, pulling O'Hara up again...SECOND GERMAN! Another roll through, and Malibu lifts for a THIRD GERMAN...but O'Hara flips over his back, then onto his shoulders...INVERTED HURACANRANA ON ZACK MALIBU~! COACH HE GOT HIM! OH YEAH C'MON JAY-OH! O'Hara rolls Malibu over, as the crowd not-so-anxiously awaits to see if this is it for the HI-YAH Champion! ONE! TWO! THRE-NO! NO! KICKOUT! COACH DAMMIT! CABOOSE Zack got caught off guard, but not enough to lose his will to win! COLE Or his HI-YAH Heavyweight Title! Could you imagine what would happen if Jamie O'Hara won that belt!? COACH Hey! Nothin' wrong with the J-Man earning some bling bling finally! CABOOSE Yeah, but he'd probably do something stupid...like make the center plate spin. COACH ... O'Hara yanks Zack off the canvas, and fires off two chops to the chest of the popular prep, then jumps up on his shoulders for another rana...but Zack shoves him backwards off his shoulders and down to his feet...and catches him as he comes forward with an inverted lungblower! COLE Oooouch! He just drove both knees into the chest of O'Hara! CABOOSE What chest!? O'Hara bounces back, folding his arms over his chest in pain, and as he struggles to his feet, Malibu bounces off the ropes and springs off the canvas, exposing his knee and driving it into O'Hara's head with his patented ZACK ATTACK~! O'Hara topples to the canvas, and Malibu hooks a leg, holding him down for what he hopes to be the end of the contest. ONE! TWO! THREE! *DING* *DING* *DING* CABOOSE Great match! Zack Malibu deserved that victory! COLE He certainly...now wait a second, come ON! No sooner has the bell been rung than Scotty Static and Johnny Jax have hit the ring, attacking Zack from behind as he pulls himself off his defeated foe! COLE Dammit, when will they stop? They wanted respect, they GOT respect, but they're still making life miserable for Malibu! COACH Sometimes it's not just about respect, Mikey Cole! When you're making a name for yourself, you might find yourself needin' to do it at the expense of others! Jax holds Malibu back while Scotty peppers him with jabs, then takes him by the head so that Jax can hit the ropes and flatten Malibu with a YAKUZA KICK~! Together, the GPX put the boots to Zack, as the crowd boos loudly, until everyone is taken by surprise by a BLACKOUT~! COLE What...not again! CABOOSE We saw this last week and we know what happened! The crowd murmurs and buzzes, waiting to see what could take place once the lights come back on. As the spotlights come back, the crowd begins cheering wildly, as the three masked individuals from last week have made their return, still brandishing their weaponry! COLE It's the same trio from last week! COACH How did they get to China!?! CABOOSE The same way you did. COACH That lyin' bastard, he said I was his first! CABOOSE Coach, I don't EVEN wanna know. The GPX and O'Hara are at a standoff with the three men, and dare them to put down their weapons. The mystery men do not back down, and all of them slowly drop their arms, releasing their chain, kendo stick, and barbed wire bat respectively. After dropping the weapons, they come forward, and now the GPX and O'Hara have gotten what they ask for! Everything is at a standstill until the GPX and O'Hara strike...and now there's a pier six brawl in the ring! COLE The GPX...O'Hara...all hell has broken loose! The masked men fight back, and fight strong, quickly dispatching of both Static and Jax! As they regroup on the floor, O'Hara soon realizes he's the only one in the ring...and he starts daring them to come at him three on one, not backing down! The three men approach, ready to take care of the Birmingham Bad Boy...and Malibu has now gotten up, and throws him to the wolves! Together, the three men hammer O'Hara down, until one of them seperates the other two from the youngster, and sets him up in a standing headscissor...then jumps over his back, holding onto Jamie's waist and pulling him over with the flip, into a piledriver! CABOOSE HOLY MOTHER! COLE A Canadian Destroyer is what it's called in some parts of the world, but whatever you wanna call that version of it...it just spiked Jamie O'Hara's head into the canvas! O'Hara rolls out of the ring clutching his head, and he's quickly scooped up by Static and Jax, who are now wild-eyed with both anger and shock. Malibu walks to the ropes, eyeing them as they back up the aisleway, and then looks over his shoulder at the three men flanking him, and just smiles back at the GPX. COLE We didn't know for sure last week, but it would seem...that Zack Malibu...Zack Malibu has something to do with the appearances of these men! COACH Well DUH. CABOOSE But who are they? OAOAST? HI-YAH? What type of game is Zack playing with the GPX and Jamie O'Hara? OAOAST personnel swarm the aisleway, heading towards the ring to grab the intruders, but Malibu tells them all to stay back. He turns to the trio and nods, and the man standing center, the one clutching the barbed wire bat, nods back. Within seconds, the trio exits the far side of the ring, and hops the aisleway, exiting through the sea of fans just as they did one week ago. COACH Go after them! Go! COLE There's no reason. Apparently Malibu has given his word they're not a threat to... COACH A threat to WHO? They just bounced Jamie's head off the mat like a superball! Malibu hops out of the ring, and is handed his HI-YAH Championship, which he drapes over his shoulder. As he walks up the aisle, every face he looks at is confused, as everyone just wants to know one thing... ...what is Zack Malibu up to?

The match is done. I'm going to try and get a promo done for the show as well, but if it's not up by showtime, I can use it next week.

Comma Chameleon?

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Where is Czech lately anyways? Lack of "quality" scare him off?

I just felt the need to save everyone the effort. You can thank me later.

OMG U GUYZ STOP TURNING HD IN2 BORDUM~!!!