Zack Malibu

http://www.shootproject.com/thepit/index.php? Go. Did I miss the meeting where you gained any sayso around here? Sorry snagglepuss, you lose this round. Shouldn't you be at some party fucking all the girls who love you in RI. Not when I have class in the morning. There's a five letter word missing from your image.

http://www.shootproject.com/thepit/index.php? Go. Did I miss the meeting where you gained any sayso around here? Sorry snagglepuss, you lose this round.

The magic 8 ball says: most likely.

At least you didn't realize they weren't your pants.

Are you sure it wasn't a Mario Lopez board? You fuckin' closet case. Get the fuck out of my folder. Mole, you better turn your ass around and follow right behind him. Don't worry; he LOVES it. LOL SBTB JOKES NEVER GET OLD! I swear, if I didn't also like CSI, Hoff...or could think of a good joke in relation to it...::shakes fist::

Count me in on the four years crowd. Also, now that Inc mentioned it, what the hell was that girl-board a bunch of us went after a few years back? Cherry something or other?

When HeldDOWN~! returns, a graphic in the right hand corner of the screen reading "earlier in the week" let's us know that we haven't returned to live action. Instead we come back to JOSH MATTHEWS~!, who tells us why we're watching this days old footage. JOSH Welcome back fans. I know you're joining us on HeldDOWN, and this particular segment is being taped for the broadcast you're currently watching. We're on location at one of the OAOAST house show stops, and tonight we have two men who have taken the time out of their busy schedule to give us their feelings on their upcoming Anglemania match. With me now are Johnny Jax and Scotty Static, aka the Global Party Exchange, who are part of the first ever Two For The Money match. The HI-YAH Heavyweight Title will hang above the ring, along with a contract for a future OAOAST World Title shot, and the only way to get both of those prizes is by climbing a ladder. Scotty, Johnny, what do you think about your inclusion in this amazing match? *The camera pans back to show the GPX sitting in two of the arena seats. Jax is leaning forward and smirking, while Static is laying back with his hands behind his head and his feet propped up on the seat in front of him.* JAX What do we think...boy Josh, you're really hitting us with the hardball questions tonight, huh? What do you mean what do we think? We're in a match where the winner holds one title, and gets a shot at another. How could we not be grateful for something like that! STATIC Seriously, J. Math, everyone in this match has got to be happy about it to one extent or another, even the glory boy himself, Zack Malibu. JAX For real. STATIC Seriously, I mean, so what if it's his title on the line? He's gonna be in a marquee matchup, a first time ever one, one that's guaranteed to entertain and get the ratings police ready to cream in their skivvies, and do you know why? JOSH Because he's one of the best competitors the wrestling world has ever seen? *The GPX break down laughing. Jax is even feigning tears.* JAX Damn dog, what happened to unbiased journalism? STATIC Seriously! JAX Man, alright, you know what, forget Zack. Forget we ever mentioned him. Let's talk about two more people in that match. Let's talk about our old buddies James Blonde and Faqu. STATIC Faqu! I get it! I get it! JOSH James Blonde and Faqu, they've definitely molded themselves into a great tag team, with their biggest win to date coming at the expense of you two back last month at Zero Hour. STATIC Now hang on, Matthews, before you go down that road. Yeah, yeah they did beat us at Zero Hour, and then what? Where was the followup? There was none, because right after Zero Hour, off they went, back to Japan for HI-YAH. The GPX still haven't gotten their rematch from that. We lost that night, yeah, but let me tell you something...everyone has their day. One match does not make a man, or in this case, a team. Two guys with joke names that think because they went overseas and came back and can hit harder, or can be all "look at the fat man fly" makes them a force? Please. There is only one tag team that has been consistently great in this company, and they're the two men sitting with you right now. Blonde and Faqu, they're bottom of the barrell. They don't hold a candle to us, and at Anglemania in the Two For The Money match, we'll finally get our hands on them again. JOSH While that last part might be true, you've got to keep in mind that this isn't a tag team or group effort. In fact, Two For The Money could come down to the two of you on the same ladder, struggling to capture the prize. JAX And if it comes down to that, then let it. You think we're worried about giving each other competition? We're the best at what we do, but more than that, we're a family. Just like how our boy Jamie O'Hara is in that match too. You've got three Upstarts, three men ready and willing to risk life and limb to make sure that Zack Malibu doesn't get his moment in the sun, or that Blonde and Faqu get a win and get their egos inflated anymore than they already are. STATIC My man Johnny J hit the nail on the head, for real. We know that the OAOAST did it to try and put some cracks in The Upstarts. Set us all on the same path and see who breaks. Ain't gonna work, because all we're gonna do is take out your hero, and your flavor of the month tag team, and leave it to the GPX and Jamie O'Hara. Then we'll put on a show that the world will never forget, and whoever manages to have the magic moment and get to the top of the ladder first, then good for him, because all that means is that the belt is back where it belongs, around the waist of an Upstart, someone who deserves to have the spotlight put on them for once. JOSH It will be interesting to see if your prophecy comes true on April 2nd. The Two For The Money match is just another can't miss portion of Anglemania V. This is Josh Matthews signing off, and now let's get you back to live action, on HeldDOWN~!

"You're mother puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?"

Have you seen some of those reported salaries? Strong would likely make an equivalent amount, or more, between TNA/ROH/FIP and other indy dates than he would in WWE.

...and that's a shoot, brotha.

Oh, that.

If I was on what?

Bill Cosby must be pissed.

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Carnival Niskie

I saw a truck with that too, with a blue sack for some reason. I don't know if it implied blueballs or if the driver just really liked the color. Is this some new weird trend, to hook up cars with genetalia?

Sorry guys, but if he's gonna be one of the shit-stirrers between the Pit and TSM like Leena and Czech, he's not staying here. Personally, I don't want him back in the first place, because I find him to be a two faced fuck. Adam, you can gladly copy that verbatim, since I'm sure you do it with every other reaction I give when his name comes up. At least that's what I got from his post in feedback last week. Tony, Eski, you have the angle building to AM with them and that's fine, but I'd like it to cut off there, that way you're not left in the cold for Anglemania. There's no way I'm keeping an asshat like that around, because the future problems are inevitable.

...you want us to ask him twice?

Eh, I've said my part. What's done is done.

Hey, this post doesn't belong in Hardcore Discussion. It's too mature! There's no need for some huge rebuttal, since Czech hit it pretty much spot on. Nearly all the people involved post at both boards as it is, so that's a huge reason why this stuff has carried over to both places...it just became dramatic overflow. It's actually very similar to when the *original* Tiffani deal got out of hand and I yanked the rug out from under it before someone had a meltdown. Czech's just cutting off the snakes head to put the thing to rest. I highly doubt this will lead to some Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony (go ahead, make a Lushus joke) moment between certain posters involved in this, but I give Czech a lot of credit for speaking up about it. Much like he said about me, I've never had a problem with him (IIRC, it was Czech who took my screen name from one of the chats and started IMing me for a time, so he couldn't hate me that much) and we'll just chalk it up to the randomness getting out of hand.

A gimmick's gimmick? Yet it's The Pit who stretches for humor? Yawn.

I feel the same way, such as how it was with Frigid coming back to be The 70's Dude, not to mention he was/is doing SWF work as well just like I was up until recently. I can easily co-exist, however if someone is being a complete ass elsewhere and using this place as bait for an argument, I think it's stupid. That's my stance on NYU. Him being back didn't bother me so much as that he wants to be back, told you one thing, yet still acts like a smarmy bastard. If the latter ceased, or never happened in the first place, this conversation wouldn't have gone on as much as it has. If he wants to be back, he needs to decide if he's mature enough to handle what comes with being back, namely showing a semblance of respect towards me. I've not so much as uttered the kids name until you told me what was going down, Tony (and then his non-OAOAST followups to try and look cool). If he wants to write here, someone not named Adam needs to break it to him that he needs to live up to his words. That's my only concern.

Nobody forced him out. He quit with no explanation, and cried foul after the fact. We went over that a year ago. My issue lies within Tony telling me "he'd like back in and to patch things up", while simultaneously going off on other parts of this board acting like a cocky twat. That's two-facing at it's finest. I might have been open to suggestion had I thought he was sincere. It's nothing something out of the question, since I did it with Hoff not that long ago, even going so far as to write him into my segment because he asked that I help build up his return. I did so with no issue or ill intent. But I'll be damned if I'm going to be nice to someone who's faking his way through it. You, much like him, simply point the finger at me and say "there's the bad guy". So who is the lost cause? Also, notice how the people taking issue with the way things are "run" can be counted on one hand. And when it comes to certain matters at hand, such as this apparent attempt at a "shoot", I'm glad that everyone agreed on it, because it's more drama, quite unnecessary at that, that is taking place on a platform given to FICTIONAL CHARACTERS. If "Rob" has a problem with me, then that's all fine and dandy, but "Drek Stone" does not, therefore it has no place on the written HeldDOWN show.

Well, if either, or both of you, want to work something with the tourney, then it's fine by me. But like I said if it infringes on any plans don't try to cram too much onto your plate. I suppose I could put the GPX and maybe the secondaries (Blonde, Faqu) in the brackets as well, unless we're more stocked with writers at the time. Maybe something like Popick, O'Hara, whoever from the SWF, one of EWC's guys, Reject, etc. if we need to look at some of the "alternate" roster as well. We've got time.

Also, let's take a look at this week's booking thread. Now wasn't it a unanimous call quite some time ago that we wouldn't do any out of character shoot bullshit on the shows? Look at what Mr. NYU is claiming he'll do this week. That's something that goes against everyone's opinion. If he's got an issue, he can PM it to all of us, you, me, you can post it here, whatever. But it does not belong on a show, and we ALL made that call. That's nothing but instigation. I haven't even referred to him in character on the show, and there has been no character interaction. So if he's got something to say and "shoot" about, it had better not be posted alongside everyone's character efforts.