Zack Malibu

Let's dissect this a bit, shall we? If I thought I had some type of "hold" on this place, then I'd be doing a lot more telling and a lot less asking. I'm very fair and open-minded when it comes to all aspects of this place. Some notable scenarios would be the return of Frigid Soul after all his original bs, which is not unlike the NYU b.s. NYU started his baby bull elsewhere on the board, after all I did was comment that I wasn't too cool with him being back, because it's a trust issue. You know why it's a trust issue? Because stupid, immature people like Frigid and NYU take their internet waaaay too seriously, and go and make this place look bad elsewhere. It's their God given right of free speech, but it's also those instances that they do not belong amongst us. I look out for everyone's benefit, or at least try to, but you're blind in your allegiances, so that point will become null and void. I try to keep everything about here contained here, hence why this post is being followed up on in this folder and not in Hardcore Discussion or something. This folder was meant to air any and all grievances, so it looks like it's finally getting put to use. I'm thankful that some people such as Tony or Eski don't have anything to do with what else goes on on this board, because then it'd be nothing but a clusterfuck of finger pointing. The truth of the matter is, your "friend" left this place high and dry without so much as warning, despite the fact that I wrote his character very strongly, including writing him to win a feud that he did all of ONE PROMO for. NYU should have never had a problem with me, because it was never that I pissed over the Drek Stone character. His complaint was that he didn't like a particular storyline, which guess what, all he had to do was say "I don't want in on it" and he could have been free to do whatever he wanted. Note Parka, EWC, or MMOM for several examples. Adam, "hyperbole" doesn't even begin to describe your second portion. MY WHOLE WORLD IS FALLING DOWN AROUND ME? Jesus Christ man, once again I think you boys take your internet way too seriously. Not to mention you try to make yourselves sound like James Fucking Bond with the "I know what's going on, I was at The Pit!", as if you witnessed a major drug deal take place while you hid in the corner of a dive bar. Coping? What do I have to cope with? The two main people who are cunty (Leena and Czech) are not people I ever seriously interacted with. If Popick suddenly got a bug up his ass and began calling me out for a reason, I might get upset. You know why? Because Popick is a true friend, as much as one can be without living a block away or meeting you at the bar for a drink. Same with Patty. Or Lushus and Carnival, to use a few non-OAOAST members. My life is not shattered in the least because a few people who I recognize only by a screen name decided that they don't like me. I must have missed the part where I needed to impress them. I'm an individual quite comfortable in his everyday life, with a tight family and even tighter social circle. I could care less about the opinions of the faceless masses. I am who I am and if you don't like me, then sorry, but I don't change for anyone. I also enjoy how you missed the point of what KC and myself pointed out: That you haven't done squat. While you took your time out to try and analyze me, you could have been writing up a promo or a match for HeldDOWN. Manage your time wisely. You know how this whole thing got blown out of proportion? By NYU saying "yes" to an angle he didn't have his heart set on. If he was honest in the beginning, than the bullshit from a year ago that has caught up with us yet again would have never happened. I'm brutally honest to people's face, so I don't see why someone can't do it thru a computer screen.

Awesome.

Well by strongarm I meant that they somehow get their way into the tourney by taking someone out, beating someone, etc. Like how Angle got into the Rumble last year by punking Nunzio and taking his spot. Tony, I didn't mean a Black T breakup, just some tense moments. A tease of a split. But if you've got plans then by all means run with those.

PK makes a valid point. We could do the injury angle (maybe even make the announcement at Anglemania to make it more of a shocker for the night) and then do something post-AM with it. The SWF people I've talked with will be debuting around that time, so planning a post-AM tourney and having one of them strongarm their way into it before an SWF/Popick final is an idea I'd think is plausible. Thoughts? Also, what about Dan Black? We did want him to gun for the World Title, why not have him in the X scene? Maybe have some of that tension in Black T where he tells Tony that he won the World Title without worrying much about the team as a whole, so why can't he do the same with the X belt?

Duly noted. I suppose the same goes for the James Gang too, seeing as how it's been Bullet Bob and Konnan carrying that feud.

I'm sure once TNA feels they're growing stale, they'll just turn them heel...perhaps even a double turn with AMW down the line? Unless some new babyface superteam is put together in the meantime.

OMG DIE SO NOT FUNNY

If someone acts out of line elsewhere, and seem as if they can be a hinderance to the present or future of this place, then I damn sure can say if I think they should post or not. There have been times where you yourself have said "why is this person writing", etc., but now that the shoe is on the other foot and one of your friends are the target, you change your tune. Not to mention NYU knows I don't like him and don't trust him after the bullshit he pulled. Your whole analogy of how I can't prevent what goes on in the shows/PPV's is like saying your boss at a supermarket can't stop you from taking food out of the store, because you stock shelves. You play a role in a bigger picture. You don't "own" the shows. KC made a great point too. For someone who desperately wanted certain people to be demodded, and wanted to tweak his character with the GM thing, and use it as a major role, get off your unmotivated ass and DO SOMETHING. Seriously, other than PK, who simply uses himself, and Patty, who does COD, most of the shows contain many of the secondary characters, because the actual active writers aren't doing their part. That's fine for someone like MMOM or something, but you asked for the position your in. Take some responsibility for it.

It's stupid inter-board nonsense, which has no bearing on us. My main concern is that if he's supposedly turning over a "new leaf" and wants to be accepted back into the fold, he's not doing a good job showing it outside of these folders. It's not so much as what gets done as far as it is the trust involved in everything. He left us high and dry once before and threw things into a shitstorm, and I for one don't wanna see it go down again. The Pit/TSM thing has nothing to do with our fed, but I figured I'd have to mention it so you guys knew exactly where this was coming from. He's basically still being an "anti-Zack flamebaiter" despite telling people such as Tony that he really wants to get along with me. I just don't like two-faced people in any aspect of life, internet, face to face, or what have you. That's my two cents.

Stylesmark once cooked me the penis shaped pasta. Good eatin'!

Uh oh, it's NYU now! The e-fed drama has kept him ANGRY~! What a fucking follower. You know, Leena's got beef with everyone, so her bullshit doesn't surprise me. Her whole "I just want to put the past behind me and have civilized discussion" act ran its course a while back, and now she's back in full on psychocunt mode, but seeing as how she's got a set of tits, she'll never outlive her usefulness here. Czech on the other hand, I don't know what crawled up his ass, but now all of a sudden I need my existence approved by some whiny little jazz band art fag who thinks because he drops $100 words in his posts and owns some obscure 80's modern rock on vinyl that he's above everything? Please. Until then, continue on with me as your flavor of the week subject, so that you may escape the harsh reality that is your pathetic lives, and try and get some vindication for yourselves amongst the faceless masses.

Wow, we've never heard THAT one before! LOL good one Malibu! Hey look, someone drank Czech's kool-aid!

COLE Welcome back fans, to this week's edition of HeldDOWN~! Right now we're going to break from the in-ring action for a few minutes, because we have a special guest on hand. Joining us live from Tokyo, Japan, where he is set to defend the HI-YAH Heavyweight Championship this weekend, is the one and only ZACK MALIBU! The imagery on the Angletron draws a pop from the crowd, as Malibu is seated in a comfy-looking chair, clad in a dark grey button down shirt with the HI-YAH Title neatly positioned on a table next to him. MALIBU Michael, 'Boose, how are you guys? COLE We're good Zack, how is it over there in... COACH Excuse me, one second, Cole. Malibu, Jonathan Coachman here. Now don't you think that you made a small error just now by not greeting me along with my colleagues? MALIBU No. CABOOSE He's got you there. COLE Zack, nevermind him. We're glad you're with us tonight, because we want to be clued in as to how it's going on the HI-YAH tour. MALIBU Oh, things couldn't be better, Michael. I'm getting quite a workout making the rounds with HI-YAH. A few of our guys, James Blonde, Faqu, Foshi, they're all here on the tour too. We're doing what we do best, and I don't think any of the Japanese fans are going home unhappy. COLE You mentioned James Blonde and Faqu, we know that you were recently paired up with them on the tour? MALIBU Yeah, HI-YAH booked us in a six man tag earlier in the tour, and we worked pretty well together. I've been on both sides of the ring with those two, and they have really stepped up their game. Big things are in store for them, mark my words. COLE We also understand that you're...one second Zack, I'm getting word in the headset...really? OK, can we do a split screen? OK...OK Zack, Zack are you still there? MALIBU Still here, Michael. COLE Zack, and folks watching at home, joining us now, and Zack let us know if you can hear him, is OAOAST Corporate rep "Cowboy" Bill Watts! "Cowboy", always good to have you on HeldDOWN~! *The screen splits, and now the veteran Watts appears on the broadcast, speaking to us from his office* WATTS Guys, I hear you loud and clear. Zack? MALIBU I hear you, Cowboy. Why do I get the feeling I'm about to have some type of surprise sprung on me? WATTS Haha, well don't get too conceited, Zack, because it's not just a surprise for you. However, given your location right now, it's somewhat appropriate. It'll save the company some money as far as long distance bills. COACH Cheapskates. WATTS What was that, Coachman? COACH Uh, I bought a pair of cheap skates, y'know, for...ice...hockey. WATTS That was the worst coverup in the history of life. Now, back to the matter at hand. I have an announcement to make concerning both the OAOAST and HI-YAH, and it pertains to our upcoming extravaganza, Anglemania V. COLE Sounds like a blockbuster announcement, Cowboy! WATTS You're not far off from the truth, Michael. Now how this involves you, Zack, is because this match is a first for the company. We know that Axel made sure that you filled the HI-YAH dates in an effort to push you away from the Anglemania scene. However, winning the HI-YAH belt was one of the best things you could have done to cement a spot at the biggest show of the year. The officials at HI-YAH, along with myself and several other OAOAST staff, have decided that at Anglemania V, superstars from both promotions will take part in a match that we've dubbed "Two For The Money"! MALIBU OK, Watts, it's got my attention, but you've gotta go into detail for me. COLE Yes, and for us too! WATTS Well, that's easy enough. "Two For The Money" is going to be a match contest for not just one, but two prizes. Not only will Zack have to defend his HI-YAH Heavyweight Title in that match, but on the line as well will be a contract, valid for one year, that the winner of "Two For The Money" can use at anytime to challenge the OAOAST World Champion, whomever it may be, wherever it may be! COLE WOW! Zack, what do you think about that? MALIBU You know me, Michael, I love a good challenge. Who else is in the match? WATTS Well, you'll be joined not only by five other men in that contest Zack, but by as many ladders as possible, because both of those prizes will be hanging above the ring! CABOOSE A six-man ladder match, for a title shot AND the HI-YAH Championship? The company has really outdone themselves this time! WATTS Don't give all the credit to us, Caboose, because our friends at HI-YAH had just as much to do with it. As for participants, you know my credo, Zack...I try to stay out of affairs as much as possible and not show much, if any, bias. So joining you in this match will be several of the so-called Upstarts, notably Johnny Jax, Scotty Static, and Jamie O'Hara! COACH Upstarts represent! The greatest tag team in the world and the hottest rookie on the scene? Who else you got, Billy-boy? WATTS What did you call me? COACH I mean, uh, Mr. Watts, sir. WATTS Well, the other two men were actually previously mentioned by Zack earlier in his interview...we feel that both James Blonde and Faqu have established themselves as viable commodities to both companies, and seeing as how they're most recent OAOAST match saw them defeat the Global Party Exchange, we feel it's only fair to include them in the contest as well! COLE Sounds fair to me! WATTS Zack, it's a daunting task, and I hope you're up for the challenge. Six men, an exciting blend of styles, and the unpredicability of the stipulation, it's just another piece of the Anglemania puzzle that could make this years installment the best ever. CABOOSE No doubt about it. COLE Truly an unexpected, yet an amazing announcement! Zack, Cowboy, we thanks you both for joining us tonight, and Zack, we look forward to seeing you back around in time for Anglemania! MALIBU Likewise, Michael. WATTS Good luck, Zack. You do us proud over there, you hear? MALIBU Will do, sir! CABOOSE Goodnight, gentlemen! *the feed cuts, and the Angletron goes back to simply flashing the OAOAST logo* COLE What an announcement...what a match in store for Anglemania! First time ever "Two For The Money", with Zack's championship and a shot at the OAOAST World Title as the prize! COACHMAN This is, I mean...no one ran this by us! No one asked if it was OK to put Peter Knight's championship reign in jeopardy! I mean... CABOOSE Last time I checked, Watts doesn't need to run anything by you, Axel, Peter Knight, or anybody else on the active roster. That's why these decisions get passed down. As for your friend Knight, well, let's just say that if Alfdogg doesn't unseat him come the 2nd of April, he could find himself sixteen pounds lighter after one of those six guys gets their chance to challenge him. Just think Coach, it might even be one of your boys doing it! COACH Oooooh this is not good, not good... COLE Folks, while Coach fights off the urge to vomit on our desk, we're gonna go to a commercial to spare you the visual, and bring you a word from our sponsors!

You got rolls? Those go great with crabcakes!

That could work.

Truly a genius moment if there ever was one.

It'd make sense to crown a new champion at Anglemania, but most of the matches are already set in stone. We could make the "Two For The Money" match for both the HI-YAH and the X-Division belts, rather than a World Title shot, unless we make that a bonus for whomever wins the match. Sucks to be losing another writer. I know I've got two new writers coming into things post-AM, but we really need to work on getting some motivated, fresh people (or old ones even) back in the mix.

No problem, Parka. Take care of what you've gotta do. Door's always open for you.

This should be called "exclusive TNA rumors", not news.

We still love you.

^ I I I That poster is ghey.

Quiet, Sandie.