Zack Malibu

There's another roommate too. You could always pin it on him.

Because of the techno music?

Fook, you've been here a while too. What makes you think you'd be a good roommate for Kotz? Would you make him breakfast on even-numbered days, and rub his shoulders after work?

Your Paragon Of Virtue has been here for a while. Thinking about it, perhaps? Kotz, we may have a live one for ya!

We're such internet whores.

Let it out, Chave.

Mole's not that elusive. He's on myspace too!

...wait, hit who now? Also, isn't NYF a female poster? NYF, this might be the wrong forum for you to be in, lol.

You should have slept over there! Although she probably woulda been freaked when you tried to crawl in the middle of them.

I should probably make it clear that, yes, I'm a Carnival fan. Although not to Lushus' extent, he's got the T-shirt and all.

Oh sure, NOW everyone gets on the "Carnival has improved greatly" bandwagon.

So, you're with us, right?

Here, have a breathmint KOAB.

It's like whacking it to Playboy. You've got a pic of a hot chick, some quality literature, and your junk in your hand. Go to town!

Mmmm, steak nachoes.

both of you.

You wanked it to the Matt Young/Melissa pic last night, didn't you?

Ball toucher!

If anyone was gonna recognize where they come from, I'm at least glad it's you. You don't have to explain anything.

Lushus is good people.

You know what a fortune you could make selling that video on this site alone?

That means Leena's going to become pregnant, only it's not Czech's baby, it's Dama's! And then in a shocking swerve, we find out they're half siblings, the result of a tryst years ago between Marney and Lushus.

You just want hatefuck porn.

Russo books TSM!

Ok, I laughed at that part. That whole bit made the story.