Zack Malibu

"Oh, baby, you can suck it, ride it, and take it in your sweet ass," Hoff answered. "Oh goody," Marney giggled. "AAAAHHHHHHH, OHHHHHHHHHH.......MmmmmmOOOOOOhhhhhhh," The Czech Republic yelled as he came in Marney's ass, oblivious to the fact that Marney was quite enjoying Hoff. Sweet Jesus, I'm laughing so hard I'm tearing up.

That post made me laugh more than it should have.

No brawls or debauchery yet? I suppose that's good news for the maintenance crew.

You know, at first I thought this was going to be a topic based on Matt Young's tit robbery, but this is much more entertaining.

Sssh, just let her be in heel mode for a while, it'll be OK.

Chave has found his niche! Call Penthouse, this man deserves his own column, stat.

Whiskey sour, on the rocks.

Shit, I didn't remember the kegger at my place. Musta been a hell of a bash. I bet Dama impregnated nine girls with one nut-bust while USTU rolled around in Jell-O.

Remember The Royal Blue?

Nope. He tried and failed. It was the Randy Orton face turn of TSM.

All I wanna do is zooma zoom zoom zoom. And a boom boom.

Heel Turn PM'd me and asked if it'd be OK if he did that before it was posted. That's not a real heel. Sorry to shatter your dreams, folks.

If you're reading this, happy birthday. And if you are around, fill me in.

It's a hardcore rennaissance.

Main eventers can't spell definitely!

You can tell just by the username he's "one of them". Should we start a pool on how long the tenure lasts?

Lushus is all about the equal opportunity.

StylesMark is always a good time.

Did I hear someone say "pleasing vaginas"? ::puts on smoking jacket and grabs pipe::

Lushus is the shit. He's like the black Fonzie. HEEEEEEEEEEEEY.

We

We're all victims, until he's secure again.

You shove off!

I figured Popick would be happy I've taken some of the heat off of him. And StylesMark hit the nail on the head. You might not like what he has to say, but he spouts truth.

Done and done, son.