Zack Malibu

I was using sarcasm when I said it was funny.

Yeah, it's funny to bait people. FFMS is the internet version of the kid at school who would say shit to everyone else, but when he got called on it to his face, he acted like it never happened.

...shit, you know, I forgot all about that. I probably have a folder labeled "ABOBO" with songs in it on my old work comp still.

Annnd within an hour of posting a comment unrelated to FMFSSMMMFFFwhatever, here comes the neverending e-fed bullshit. LET. IT. GO. I swear at least Hoff is mature enough to not get lumped in with your immature bullshit. When an E-FED is the only thing you can hold over someone's head, not only is it a far stretch from reality, but it makes you look that much more mentally fragile. Kindly step out of the land of make believe, or at least stay there and shut up about it.

The finish will probably see Christian dodge The Pounce, Monty spear the post, and get hit with the Unprettier while he's stunned. All he has to do is get up off the mat and shake Christian's hand afterwards and he'll be viewed as a babyface like they want, and Christian gets put over well.

I think Black Lushus is a good poster who deserves our respect and thanks. Really. There.

Holla.

YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRL! ::looks imposing:: anyhow, yeah the album is pretty kickass, I like it more than the first one. "Gone" is probably the catchiest song on the album, but I'm a fan of "Addicted" as well.

Lushus is no Sinbad, trust me. Although he'd probably have been just as good a choice for "Houseguest".

For the GPX (spread these out throughout the segment): STATIC: "Thankful? You wanna know what we're thankful for? Hell, you should be thankful for the fact you've been allowed in our presence!" (looks at Johnny incredulously) Later... JAX "I'm just thankful that we got smart before it was too late. I'm thankful we were able to save our careers. Is that what you wanted, Mr. Camera Man?" Even later... STATIC "You want us to be thankful for something? I'd be thankful if you got that damn camera OUT OF MY FACE!" (Scotty puts his hand over the lens, and a "THUD" is heard. All we see is a shot of the ceiling, and the GPX chuckling in the background. The camera then starts to shake, and requests of "No!" and "Stop, c'mon!" are heard, as it seems the cameraman is being stomped by the members of the Global Party Exchange!)

You like Taylor's evolution more than Luke's transition from asshole jock to jock wtih a heart of gold?

CoatCzech When I Last Czeched Blank Czech Bounced Czech Cashier's Czech Czechers Czech My Oil Czech Under The Hood Czech Baby Czech Baby 1, 2, 3, 4 ...that should hold us.

What about Meatnormous with some black man filling? Breakfast of champions.

A little humor, for Zack and Candie: ZACK: "I'm thankful for everything this company and the fans have given to me, and thankful for the ability to give it back to them." CANDIE: "I'm thankful for that special someone..." (looks at Zack and kisses his cheek). ZACK: "Oh yeah, I'm thankful for that too!"

I've already had my fill of black men today thank you very much... Wouldn't redeeming gay points only get you more black man filling?

Fried Mumia?

Burger King? Taking a break from the Colonel and the Kool-Aid man today, eh old buddy? I kid, I kid.

Ask Dames, he'll tell you ALL about them.

No, he was in TNA as part of the Extreme Revolution group, then wasn't seen again after they rushed the feud between he and Jerry Lynn.

Count me among those who did not think that Guerrero would be one who passed away anytime soon. To say this was a shocker is an understatement. Soon after the guy gets his life on track and gets the biggest push of his career, this happens. RIP.

I'll do Blonde/Faqu vs. Black T, and most likely (depending on time) the GPX/Diablos match.

Waking Ashland is pretty damn good from what I've heard.

Jericho, because he has the ability to cross over into the mainstream (this has been proven already with his VH1 appearances, etc.), which is great for exposure and getting the TNA name out there. I loves me some Benoit, but looking at the big picture, I'd go with Jericho.

have it be at the very beginning, then have him lured away by whatever Alf has planned. CONTINUITY~!

You drive out most of them with your inability to actually work with somebody and instead go the "Its my way or the highway" route. Yep, my inability to work with someone. You mean someone who DIES for a chance to work a big feud, then writes oh, one or two promo's despite the fact that I write a long, well planned match, put him over CLEANLY, and have him get the better of me at every turn? Oh yeah, I'm so selfish. Quite frankly, I don't give a fuck what type of Kool-Aid you've been drinking. I don't have to make excuses for myself or anyone else here. Everyone who has caused drama deserves what they get. If your lives are that insignificant that you have to carry out bitterness towards fantasy writing, then you need to take a step back, leave everyone alone, and put yourselves under a microscope.