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    Teenage girl loses feet at Six Flags

    There was this girl with one arm that used to work at Tower Records here in Atlanta. I never got a chance to ask her out, but she was ridiculously hot. Plus, she had really big breast and I always wondered how she got her bra on.
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    Rock Band!

    Nevermind. I realized that those are Gamestop prices and we all know how reliable their early pricing is.
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    Rock Band!

    So whats this I hear about this game + accesories being 400 bucks?
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    Boyfriend of missing pregnant woman held for murder

    Didn't he have a alibi though? Something about being at a bar the night of her disappearance?
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    Cleveland Cavaliers vs San Antonio Spurs

    Dear lord those uniforms are pretty bad.
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    2007 NBA Draft Thread

    Darius Miles is fat now. I have heard like 30lbs over his playing weight. There are stories that the trainer is having a time just getting him to work out, let alone work out hard. He had the surgery SEVEN months ago and hasn't been cleared to run yet. RUN. Yeah, you can come back from microfracture, but you have to, you know, actually do something. It won't just happen.
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    Apparently, I live next door to a crime scene

    Yeah...missed opportunity, but fuck that. I got to reference it. Ah, skelping and Jennifer Tilly's tits. Watching that movie turned me from a boy to a man.
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    Blasts from the Past

    Wings of silver, nerves of steel (gay screaming hawk sound) Silverhawks! Partly metal, partly real (gay screaming hawk sound) Silverhawks! Soaring though the highways of the heavens in their flight Silverhawks, a rainbow in the night! (gay screaming hawk sound) Wings of silver, nerves of steel (gay screaming hawk sound) Silverhawks! Partly metal, partly real (gay screaming hawk sound) Silverhawks! Silverhawks! ... (gay screaming hawk sound)
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    The Wonder Years

    Has anyone ever seen that movie, Last Run? Its basically fred Savage running around nakidly having lots of explicit sex scenes with chicks running around nakidly trying to shake his "Wonder years kid" image. ... It didn't work. But there sure was alot of nakidness.
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    Blasts from the Past

    Silver Hawks bitches. Silver Hawks. Close the fucking thread. It ain't getting better than Silver Hawks.
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    Teenage girl loses feet at Six Flags

    Oh you would so fuck a hot girl with fake feet. I would. Plus, its not like she isn't going to be able to walk. she is just going to walk weird. And she will be rich. Although she is from Kentucky, so the chance of a footless chick in Kentucky being hot and not just sitting on the couch, being 800lbs and asking Mary Sue to pass he another chicken leg is slim.
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    2007 NBA Draft Thread

    A: Come on. Darius Miles isn't a bust. he has been injured and his career is over, but the guy has averaged double figures for 4 years straight, about 5 rebounds 2 assist and a block over the same period. I personally feel he would excel in a uptempo offense...well...WOULD have excelled in a up tempo offense. And Michael Olowokandi was never really that hyped. He was supposed to be the best big in that draft, and outside of Dirk, you would be hard to argue against it. That draft kinda sucked upon the balls for big man prospects. So for the draft. I would like the hawks to either take Horford or Yi(hey...money talks) with the third pick and Acie Law IV with the 11th pick. I would like to see the Suns take a shooter like Morris Almond or a shooter with PG like skills like Marco Belinelli with their first pick, and trade down on the second one and take either Nick Fazekas or....wait for it....Glen Davis with their second pick. Hells yeah....Glen Davis.
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    Apparently, I live next door to a crime scene

    Pussy. How do you know the Hot blonds ghost won't come back? Have you seen High Spirits? She might try that walking through you shit. YES~! It has taken almost 20 fucking years, but I have finally gotten to reference that fucking movie!!!!
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    Teenage girl loses feet at Six Flags

    Which begs the question? How much are your feet worth to you. Because yeah, fucked up she lost her feet and all, but no one in her family should have to work ever again after this lawsuit.
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    iPhone and iPod

    They make every pda phone for every carrier in the US. They are a HUGE company, but the carriers have tacked their brand in the names of the products. Like the T-moble MDA is nothing but a HTC Wizard, just like Cingular 8125, and Sprints...whatever the fuck sprint calls it. They have been doing it longer and better than anyone else, so I will trust their product, though it is obvious that it won't sell nearly as many units in the US as the I-phone because Apple is pushing it. In the Europian market they, they will make a killing. I will probably get one when they come out with a version two with at QWERTY keyboard, because fuck that typing on the screen shit.
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    NBA Roundtable Discussion

    Well yeah, you would just be giving up a few points for a much better rebounder. It is being reported that Shawn Marion has said he doesn't want to play in Minnesota or Boston and he would opt out if traded, thus nixing the Suns/Boston/Wolves three way. And apparently, that KG/Boston trade was pretty much a done deal until KG said he would opt out. Wow. I can't say I blame Minnesota for that one, but who knew Ainge was THAT insane.
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    iPhone and iPod

    http://www.htc.com/product/03-product_htctouch_flv.htm fuck Iphone. $399.00 if you look.
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    Cleveland Cavaliers vs San Antonio Spurs

    I have to say that anyone that claims college hoops is better basketball is insane. It is extremely crappy basketball, where the crowd makes it seem like it is something. Its a bunch of guys shooting 20 footers at 30% and people pretend like they are the new Thunder Dan with twice the shooting range. They suck at finishing around the basket. A guy has 14 and 8 and he had a monster game. They over pass. They do that dumb slap the floor "NOW I AM PLAYING D" bullshit when they absolutely suck at it. They can get away with playing that gay ass zone D because no one can shoot for shit. The big men give the illusion of having back to the basket moves when their offense is usually just a layup and a up and under. It is shit basketball for the most part with about 5-10% of its players actually being good. Then those players usually have shit coaches who can't make simple calls to utilize their guys that are ridiculously better than everyone else on the court. It is a league where there are 6'1 shooting guards that can't dribble that well and 6'4" powerf orwards that can't really rebound that well. Its fucking little league bullcrap and I am sick of people calling it more polished basketball. it sucks ass. I would rather watch the IBL or the ABA or CBA than that shit.
  19. She still wins because you give a shit what is happening to her. I doubt she gives to fucks about a Matt Young right now, or before she got arrested.
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    NBA Roundtable Discussion

    He is in his third year and averages a few less rebounds and points than KG. Take his last third of the season last year, he had better numbers than KG. Kevin is a much better defender, playmaker and jump shooter, but Jefferson is one of the last of a dying breed in the NBA. A guy that can score with his back to the basket consistantly. Plus, once again, he is like 10 years younger. You can resign him for the next 8 years and his contract, even if he maxes out, will still be way way way cheaper than KG. Bottomline, I wouldn't trade Jefferson for KG straight up if I were Boston, because they aren't that close to the championship. I would trade Amare for KG straight up because, although it would sacrifice a few seasons down the road, the suns are right there in the hunt right now.
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    Cleveland Cavaliers vs San Antonio Spurs

    If he weren't a number one overall pick I would say he is servicable, goddamn. He is quite bust-esque. But if he had gone to college he would have Kandi maned those kids and still would have been a lottery pick bust. But I put him somewhere in between bust and those second tier guys I listed.
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    iPhone and iPod

    I like how they compared it to phones that shouldn't even be considered the same thing. Once again, if they compare it to a HTC device, they win because it is thinner...and thats about it.
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    Cleveland Cavaliers vs San Antonio Spurs

    Jermaine O'Neil, Amare, Z-Bo, Shawn Livingston when he knee is in one piece, Josh Smith, Rashard Lewis, Tracy McGrady, Dwight Howard, Eddy Curry, Tyson Chandler, Monta Ellis, Al Jefferson, Al Harrington, Stephen Jackson all came right from Highschool and made various impacts (from being right up there with the best in the league, to being damn good, near allstar caliber players) Guys like Travis Outlaw, Jackie Butler, Deshawn Stevenson, Gerald Green, Martell Webster, JR Smith, Kedrick Perkins, Diop all have made their marks in the league or have shown that they aren't going anywhere. The short list of High schoolers who could be declared bust are Korleone Young, Jonathan Bender(although, had he gone to college, he would have had the smae knee problems and never would have made a dime in the NBA. Can't see how you can say it would have ben better for him not to declare), Leon Smith(good player...just a psycho), Darius Miles...KINDA. He did have some very productive years, but his career is basically over now... Ousmane Cisse(who no one thought should have dclaired anyway), Nubi Ebi(who looks damn good in the NBDL), James Lang, and MAYBE Robert Swift(who just got injured, but was showing signs). Thats MAYBE 7, but I wouldn't really count Swift and Miles.
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    Ya Know Guys...

    I left for like 6 months one time and would randomly pop in and say one word post, at which point people would go "RIPPER!!!!" like a internet Cheers or something. Those were the good ol days. You fuckers take me for granted now.
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    NFL Discussion Forumtable

    You kinda aren't correct there. He is facing felony charges in the fight that came before the shooting which means that ths shooting won't have anything to do with it. It is probably something like endangerment or inciting a riot, or even assault. But the shooting won't factor in here.
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