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That takes a whole lot of ignoring last years playoffs to say that Dirk never shows up in the playoffs. The Mavs got the ONE team that Dirk couldn't dominate against. The ONE. I said this before and will say it again. In THIS matchup, Golden State is the better team and that shouldn't have been a suprise to anyone.

Then you didn't get stabbed very well.

Kobe in another uniform would just be....wrong.

This is the worst fantasy game ever.

Goddamned right. And make flirty comments endlessly until you see the slightest smile then POUNCE. Ripper- Misses working at the mall.

That reminds me of that SNL sketch about the NRA Movie on the Brady Bill where the guy tries to buy a gun, but has to wait 7 days, so the gun shop owner gives him a mace in the meantime. Then his house gets broken into on the 6th night and he comes down stairs with the mace only to be shot and killed. Good stuff.

The stereotype is that they would rather be playing video games and jacking off to animated characters than cultivating a meaning relationship with an attractive female. So when, and I am talking truthfully here, 19 year old c cup breasted girl in tank top comes in and looks good as hell asking if they finally have a Wii comes in the store, 20 year old idiot behind the counter saying "Let me just pull this Wii from under the counter......no...we don't have any." with smart ass face, then not 5 minutes later comments about how hot the girl in the new GTA 4 article of game informer looks (the DRAWING of a girl by the way) when there was a girl with like intrest and the same rack only REAL in the store a few minutes ago, he deserves to be curb stomped. hell, at least keep her in the store so that I can hit on her. Take every dumb asshole nerdy videogame geek in movie and television show history. That is what they are doing in there. They are so focused on being dicks, they can't see the tits for the forrest. Or something. Like the girl was that kind of hot that you are walking through the mall, have no reason to go in a store but notice hot girl going into a store and say "What the hell...I need a better look".

Oh, I appreciate it. I don't appreciate that a majority of his teammates knew the condition he and Luke Walton were playing in and left their balls and heart back at the airport. Yeah, I felt for Luke Walton too. Odem, Turiaff, Walton and Kobe. 4 guys that gave their everything despite injuries or lack of PT. WHY is that not 4 of your starting 5?

I did. Predictable as hell, but I liked it.

Whats with all gamestop employees being complete dicks when people come in and ask for a Wii. Instead of saying that they just don't have one, its like they have a "who can be the biggest dick" contest. And the funniest thing, is when they do it to ridiculously hot women. Way to keep the video game players stereotype going guys.

Oh yeah, Bernie Mac TOOK that movie. "Boy, just be yourself. If people don't like you for being yourself... FUCK 'EM! Let me tell you something. I scored with a girl when I was about your age. I tried to please her pappy all the time; wen' out my WAT to please her pappy. I came in one day, I said, "Nice weather we having." He said, "You can't say that. You can't say that; it might rain." I said, "Nice tie you got on." "You can't say that; wife try to choke me with it." Point I'm trying to tell you, son, is be yourself. People who don't like ya for being yourself... FUCK 'EM! FUCK 'EM against the wall, with handcuffs on and Krazy Glue on their lips!" "I even remember your name. They used to call you JAW BONE!" and of course: "WHOA!!!! My mamma dead, now I got ta cut ya. Thats the rule! Cut ya, cut ya, cut ya!!!" And Real World David did suck as Martin's replacement.

Okay, two months is pushing it big time, especially for a top guy. Barring injury though, they still fight fairly often when compared to boxing. Like Rich Franklin fought 4 times in 2004, and 3 times in 2005. Find a top flight up and coming fighter in boxing that has 7 bouts in 2 year span. That allowed franklin to get a pretty big buzz. Boxing on the other hand, that just doesn't happen. Being able to see a guy fight every 3-4 months is alot better than once every 6-8 months. And another reason tha tthe Espn shows get ignored is because it features horrible boxing. What they should do is ax the live, crappy fights and tape the events and only show the interesting fights. UFC shows their biggest knockouts how often? Or before any big fight they feature the fighters best fights in a special on free TV. Boxings pace of fights and marketing is all wrong. And its hard to fix because so many promoters have their hand in it.

Citizen Kane is great because it was before its time cinematography, but otherwise was pretty run of the mill. Thats the same reason I love Birth of a Nation. The cinematography was GREAT but the story outright sucked. Shawshank was great because it was the perfect length (you would be hard pressed to see something that didn't belong) had great performances by everyone in the film, the cinematography was great....whats not to love about the film. Whats wrong with it to not conisder it one of the best? I have no argument against Casablanca.

You know what also hurts boxing. Say there is a great big name fighter. He is going to fight MAYBE twice this YEAR. UFC, big namers fight like every 2 months. How can you build a buzz and fan base for a guy that fights twice a year?

By the way, I don't know if people like this movie or not but: White Noise 2: The Light This movie is fucking good. It obviously had nothing to do with White Noise and they just attached its name to the first one, which for the life of me I can't figure out because who the fuck hears White Noise and says "I would see a sequal to THAT". But it stars Nathan Fillion who simply should be worshipped as a deity. watch it. Now. Which also brings me to Slither. Apparently alot of people didn't like this movie. Fuck you non likers of Slither. It was a bodysnatcher/zombie movie. Whats not to fucking love?

Man that is my movie. I loved it. I still say "Readin is Fundamendal" randomly from time to time. That was my House party 4 (the one staring Immature and no Kid N Play does not exist) House Party 1, 3 and Class Act are GREAT. I am not in love with House Party 2, but it was okay.

I guess the same could be said for Darko.

If you are a Laker fan, or basketball fan in general, and didn't appreciate what Lamar Odem just left out on the court in this series, I think something is wrong with you.

I don't see how anyone can complain about any of the LOTR series...okay...the last 36 hours of the Return of the King, but besides that.... The first two were just extremely solid movies with great pacing. Plus Boromir had the most gangsta ass death ever. How can you hate on those movies.

This just kicks ass. But yeah, if someone wants to kill you they are going to try and kill you. Thats all it is to it.

Nothing wrong with Superman returns, although it could have ended 30 minutes sooner and noone would have complained, and they need to do something to explain the stupidity of the people at the Planet. (Clark has been gone for 5 years, left the same time Superman left. Now he is back and wants his job back. And whats the lead story? SUPERMAN IS BACK!!! Come the fuck on you supposed reporters) The only thing I worry about in Spiderman 3 is there are 3 villians in 2 1/2 hours with one of them being Venom. Plus all the stuff with Harry. It seems like a awful lot of story to fit into one film.

Donnie Darko. And I like and own this movie, but so many people pretend its the greatest thing since sliced bread. The Illusionist - This and the prestige came out and people were saying how great both of the movies were, and there were debates on which movie was better. I saw the Prestige and loved it so I figured the Illusionist must be really good for people to argue that it is better than this. Then I saw it.... What the flipping fuck are people talking about. It is a ALRIGHT movie at best with some of the worse accents this side of Halle Berry in X-Men. There was nothing spectacular about that movie. At all.

I i have said fuck that movie about Brown Bunny since I have seen it so I probably have repeated that. Because serioulsy...fuck that movie. I probably have commented on House Party before. And I think the board started repeating itself in like 4 years. You just didn't notice.

I remember you saying this before. That is such a purely made up belief that is based on nothing.

So lets toss in 800,000 kids into the foster care system. That should work out perfectly.