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That last sound from Gary was him crapping his pants after he died. But yeah....there was a whole lot of suck there.

Yeah, that was pretty good. But it doesn't exactly overshadow the deity that is Randy "That Nigger Guy" Marsh.

No Rudo, that was the worst fucking episode in the history of anything. The only highlight was Gary dieing.

Yeah, I forgot about Hildog. that was funny.

Yes, because if not for Vick being unhappy with some rumor the Falcons wouldn't have taken two second round draft picks and move up two spots in the draft for a unproven backup QB. Given that Vick is a talentless, all-hype, zero-substance little shit who keeps getitng into trouble, refusing to take full blame for the fact that he's an incompetant QB incapable of doing his fucking job, and who probably knows that his career is dead the moment that the press stops giving him a free ride and start rightfully calling him "The Most Over-rated Piece of Shit In the NFL" and finally get his shithead lazy fuck ass kicked out of the starting QB slot, then yeah I think we can believe with full certainty that Vick would force the team to trade his rival QB to ensure he can't be stripped of his job and it given to someone who is better than him (and let's face it, EVERYONE is better than Vick). Uh-huh. Its fun to ignore actual sucesses I guess. Vick is the Allen Iverson now for the Falcons I guess.

I simply don't see a reason to get this one. I mean I guess a larger harddrive. But thats about it really.

Didn't really strike me as funny. And I am a 24 fan. It was pretty much "hey, they are doing a 24 episode...only its CARTMAN" which was funny at first but pretty much a one note joke. So I will say, it wasn't bad, it wasn't good. I was just kinda...there. Although them using internet sites like CTU uses complicated government sites was funny.

I just watched Wickerman last night. What the fuck was I just watching? What the hell was that? I mean, i am going to buy it now so it can go on the shelf with House of the Dead and Troll 2 as two of the more hilariously bad movies I have ever seen...ever...but really...they weren't serious when making that movie, were they? How'd it get burned? How'd it get burned? How'd it get burned? How'd it get burned? HOWD IT GET BURNNNNEED? Please...everyone go see this movie...now.

Yes, because if not for Vick being unhappy with some rumor the Falcons wouldn't have taken two second round draft picks and move up two spots in the draft for a unproven backup QB.

I got NBA 2K7 the other day for the 360 and I have to say, I love this game. Probably the best basketball game I have ever played. Of course, in all liklihood the college game will be better, but for now, its amazing. What I like: DEFENSE: The computer PLAYS D. They freakin double, rotate in ways that make sense, close out on shooters, don't give up easy layups without fouling. They play D. Real D. Its the greatest thing in a basketball game ever. Signature shots: So, I figured I would have one or two signature shots for the big name stars on the game and all, but then I played it, and these fuckers put like every guys shot in the NBA in there. Well, not everyones, but from Barbosas wierd two had release to SHawn Marions...THING he calls a jumper, they are all in there, all with different release points to make it a perfect release. Some people will find this difficult seeing as you can't just release the ball at a certain point and it automatically is a perfect shot for everyone, but this makes it so realistic. The same thing is for free throws which I KNOW alot of people aren't going to like, but hey, thats the way it is. It is difficult to shoot freethrows with shaq...damn near impossible. It is really easy to shoot them with Nash. Thats real. The Animations- They are dead on and perfect. Makes you think you are watching a real game. What I don't like: The Menus are beyond retarded. It is too difficult to navigate around. The faces. These wierd alien creatures have taken over the heads of most of the NBA players. They still have their bodies that look really realistic, but their faces are thes mangled things that don't resemble humans. From playing distance the game is beautiful. From replay distance, the faces look...well...bad. The Animations can be a negative and a postitve. The animations have screwed up the fast break sometimes where your player instead of going in stride will have to slow down for the simple pass. Over all great game. I figure it will look better once I have a HD tv(next week hopefully) but for now, this is THE game to get for the 360 when it comes to hoops.

Someone nees to call Mike D'Antoni and tell him his team is 10 players deep and he is killing his starters. Then Rick will stop pulling a Mike. I never bought into the Hubie Brown "givem all 25 minutes" theory, but what the hell is up with some of these coachs refusing to use their bench.

Yeah. He was better off just saying nothing and everyone would have moved on. Instead he gives a press conference, has ANOTHER fake top water bottle to show that he has been keeping his jewlery in there. Or just say "At least my friends and I haven't been jumping 16 year olds at bars like Matt Shaub" and put the spotlight on him. He's not a teammate anymore, throw him under the bus. But noooo. "It was for my earrings" what the fuck ever.

I could deal with the characters having different stregths. Plus I think Mike could jump higher and save you alot of time on some boards, and Ralph wasn't useless, the quickness of his attack helped, but it was that the game was just freakin cheap how they would send completely impossible stuff at you just so you would have to lose some energy. or that one part where I think it was flames shooting out and you had to time everything, only it would randomly break its pattern just to take out one of your turtles. (I thought it was a glitch until I noticed it only did it when I had all 4 turtles when coming to this part). There were so many parts like that (that stupid fucking rope). Thats why I hated that game. It was a fake challenge.

They need to redo it with him and that ridiculous excuse he came up with last week. That was like watching a SNL sketch.

Jason Hart is a good PG. I've watched Hart in Charlotte AND Sacramento; you must have him confused with somebody else. I am intersted in how you saw him play in Sacramento. Did you mean warm up? And he did a damn fine job in Charlotte when Brevin Knight and Ray Felton went down. But its not like he was going to get PT over those two.

SNL has become so pussified. If this had been a few years ago, they would have had a Asian kid, black kid and white kid all actually being way too good at football, and all their last names being Brady.

Jason Hart is a good PG. The real question is who's wife did he sleep with in Sacramento that he wasn't allowed to leave the bench....ever.

Yeah, I am going to have to agree with this. I personlly don't see them catching and surpassing the sales of the 360 with their ever dwindling lineup of exclusives. And apparently people love Halo, so Xbox has at least Halo 3 going for it as an exclusive.

I will freely admit these are unsourced, and I welcome you to correct me or it if you can find something other than anecdotal evidence, but until near the very end when MS simply couldn't cut anymore, they seemed to me to be pretty much on an even keel in price. I'll plead ignorance if I'm wrong, though; the Xbox1 was never worth full MSRP, and the one I owned was used. Once again I will state, a Modded Xbox1 is the greatest console in the history of everything. Snes, Nes, Arcade games, movies, internet, music all stored on a 120 gig hardrive on the system and load times being nearly non existant because they are already on there. Now unmodded...fuck that noise.

' Awesome signing. He's the first guy I can remember getting signed right out of college like this. Even if he doesn't pan out it's not much to spend on a guy who'd easily be a first round pick if he were draft eligible. Isiah Thomas' campaign for GM/Coach of the year continues! EDIT* The real question is, can he suit up for the Knicks right now? That would be quite the piece of trivia, first dude to play in the NCAA tourny and the NBA in the same month... Yeah he can. He was a free agent. He could have done it midseason if he wanted to. I was hoping that Billy Knight would get him in Atlanta, as he is from Atlanta, grew up and played with Josh Smith in High School and he and Josh are friends. But I was hoping too much from a fucking idiot (yes I realize he has brought in talent in Atlanta, but really...the guy is a fucking idiot.)

Well he is at 50 with 3 minutes to play, so he should get to 60 again tonight.

The difference is that Intel just did it VERY quickly. They said "fuck it" and came out with a processor with an insanely low price point to get alot of sells and get computer enthusist all over it. In other words, Sony would have to drop the price dramastically within the next few months to follow this plan. And this isn't about larger established customer base. The Xbox 360 still outsold the PS3 last month. That is not cool when you have the new hardware and something that has been on the market for more than a year is still outselling you. Personally, I think they need to produce a system that won't kill their pockets and drop it to 360 price range and be real competition. Wii outsold both the Xbox360 and the PS3 combined last month, but they can't see themselves as competing with the WII because their price point and target demographic is so much differnent. They need to try and compete with the 360 and they aren't that far off with sell to sell now, but its still bad considering. The true business model they should have followed was their last one. They had hardware wise the weakest of the 3 systems. THey didn't cram it with 10,000 things to drive up the price, and they still roasted the competition. My system is stronger than your system didn't work for Microsoft and it didn't work for Nintendo, so why in the flipping fuck would you try and follow THAT with your next system.

Watching the Lakers and the Hornets (along with the Hawks/Blazers) and seriously. Kobe is really gunning for it right now. Its just beautiful basketball to watch. He isn't forcing it like he did in previous years. He really is just out basketballing the other team to get open.

Eh. 60 points in 60 shots is impressive to me. If you didn't take freethrows or 3's you shot 50 percent! Okay, not really, but still...60 in 37 shots is fine. Especially when they would have lost the game had he not taken the shots. Plus, they need wins and he is getting them for them. I see nothing wrong with it. And Andrew Bynum is getting a bad rap here. First off, watching the Lakers play, when other players screw up they don't get pulled the second it happens. Phil does that all the time with Bynum. Second, he is a big in the nba. He fights and bangs to get perfect position under the basket and they don't enter the post to him. You fight and keep getting good position for every offensive play down court and take that pounding for no reason, yeah he is going to get frustrated. Shaq would complain about the same thing and he was right then and Bynum is right now. He is frustrated. But the Lakers trading him would be a good move because they don't need a scoring threat on the block. They need a rebounding defensive threat and they can get one alot cheaper than what Bynum will command in a few years. Plus a big that can hit a short jumper would be cool too. I say push for Etan Thomas in the offseason. He and Ronny Turiaf can combine for two of the best defensive foulingest mutha fuckas in the history of the league and still get you 10 boards each. Seriously...why doesn't Turiaf play more?

And I don't know why people are suprised by Minerva Mink being perverted by the internet and furries. The first animated gif of cartoons screwing I remember was Yakko and Wakko double teaming Hello Nurse. This show was one of the first to be pornoised.