Ripper

Last time I went to the hospital it cost me 3500. I would let you break my other hand for 3500 right now.

Long story short, last year two people very close to me (like daughters really) died in a car accident when some guy went to sleep at the wheel and crossed over some road and went head on with the car they were in. Dumbass girl that was at my apartment last night, we get in a argument about how when she is tired, she closes her eyes ON PURPOSE while driving to get rest because, according to her, "the side of the road is bumpy and will let me know if I drift over there". I explain how extremely stupid this is and how she is going to kill someone, she says something along the lines about me knowing people stupid enough to get killed like that (thus she was specifically refering to this incident) and later made some comment about me sending them to their grave, which I know wasn't true in the slightest, but didn't piss me off any less. So everything in me wanted to beat the shit out of her, so I turned away and for some reason, something in my mind said "Hey, you need to hit something...hit that wall!! So now...shattered hand.

That Malcom in the Middle kid. Frankie whats his face

Yeah, I am routing for the suns, but I get this feeling when watching Dallas play that they are not going to be stopped.

I say the same for Gordon that I say for Marion. What big man can you realistically get for him that would come close to being worth it.

How did I miss this. 1: Kanye West because...well...look at him. And he is annoying. 2: That light skinned dude from the Black Eyed Peas....honestly any of them would be really punchable... just this guy more than others. 3: Bill O'Reily. Only I would like to outdebate him first, then punch him to really hurt his ego. 4:Star of the "Star and Bucwild" morning show. I would love to punch this guy...then stomp him...alot. 5: Russell Crowe for thinking he is so goddamn tough.

No...this series is over. I personally don't believe that the spurs can beat the Mavs 3 times in a row. Plus the Spurs usually roll over when their back is against the wall...it just doesn't happen much. I will be looking forward to what happens tommorrow, but I think the Mavs will be coming out trying to kill the off and none of that satisfied shit. Avery Johnson won't allow it.

Right, Dirk Nowitzki's not a consistent offensive threat. That's why he's averaged over 20 PPG the last six seasons, including 26.6 this year, and 27.6 this postseason. Not to mention that Terry, Howard, and Harris have all been consistent auxilliary threats throughout the playoffs. Saying Dallas can't beat Phoenix because they have no consistent offensive threat is just downright ridiculous. I meant low post offensive threat. Sorry about that. There are no more low post offensive threats, which is pretty much the suns weakness.

Because Larry Brown fucked that team beyond recognition last year and did one of the worse coaching jobs in recent NBA history. Isaiah has the Jerome James trade that you can point at him, but he drafted Lee, Ariza(who brown wanted traded for some reason) Robinson, and Butler, and got Stephon Marbury for basically nothing. People should also remember that Isaiah wanted to trade penny hardaway's contract to portland for Miles and Ratliff, but Larry said he wanted Steve Francis. You know, before people try to put that up as a negative on Thomas. Seriously, New Yorkers are such spoiled asses. Take Billy Knight and you will see a bad GM. Isiah Thomas is the worst GM in modern NBA history...gave up Sweetney and 06 and 07 #1 picks for Eddy Curry...an overweight soft big man with heart problems and gave him a 60 million dollar deal? Isiah's strength as a GM is his draft picks yet time and time again...Knicks were a flawed team and Isiah shoulda started over as soon as he got to NY...trading your only reliable big man Kurt Thomas for Quentin Richardson, getting old Jalen Rose, trading an expiring contract for a guy thats been a cancer and demanded 2 trades more or less Steve Francis while already having Marbury and Crawford just compounds the problem...and these guys arent tradeable..maybe Jalen because of his deal...but Marbury and Francis arent going anywhere with their huge contracts..dont kid yourself Huge contracts are the only way to get other players with huge contracts. That or trade away your entire team. Isaiahs problem is that he is New York's GM. They don't want to wait for the team to rebuild so he has to keep picking up these vets to try and get wins. But they still need to rebuild. The 07 pick was stupid, but seriously, who in the lottery this year is a given to be better than Curry?

none of the other top 4 teams have a consistant offensive threat outside of Miami, and Phoenix has been consistantly beating the shit out of Miami for these past two years. Shaq can't cover any of Phoenix's"bigs" and can't get back in the up tempo game. Thats why Riley has had to sit all the Heat Bigs early. Without a real post threat, the suns can pretty much fuck you up.

The only team in the playoffs the suns can't beat is San Antonio. Thats the end of the list

Random question. With all the talk of Cassell in Phoenix with Nash, I have been thinking back. I remember Cassell being traded to Dallas and one of the players they got back was this kid named Tony Dumas. Dude was about 6' 6" and honestly, he played JUST like Kobe Bryant did in his early years. His body type, his form, ball handling, shooting style...it was just like Kobes. He wasn't that accurate of a shooter at that point but you could tell the kid was going to be a baller. Couldn't play D to save his life, but was a hell of a athlete on the offensive end. Then I remember him doing something stupid like shoving his pregnant girlfriend out of a car or something. He got traded to Cleveland with Wesley Person in the deal that got the suns Antonio McDyess. But after that....I don't know. Anybody know anything else about him?

I have grown more and more in awe of Lebron during these playoffs. This guy is doing an incredible job when he is the only guy in the playoffs seeing triple teams constantly. Stop and absorb that. TRIPLE teams and he is putting up great numbers. I honestly do believe that we are looking at the best player in the league and he is 21 years old. Incredible.

Jada sell everytime he drops an album. He fell off the radar because he hasn't released an album.

Fuck Envy and Star honestly. They have some of the most ignorant racist idiots in the world on the two new york hip hop radio stations morning shows. Star and his howard stern wanna be act has annoyed me for years and I really wish someone would just stomp his fucking nose into his brain and make this world a better place. And fuck Envy for having part in that dumb ass Tsunami Song crap. They should have been fired for that also. I really do hope he gets some jail time though. In a real prison. I don't care if its only for a week. Just so someone can put some mayo on his ass and take a bite.

I am torn on the trading Shawn Marion front. On one had, yeah, good trade bait and with Diaw there, he would be great in a Kurt Thomas/Amare/Diaw front line with a Tim Thomas coming off the bench. On the other hand, you don't trade Shawn Marion because you have Tim Fucking Thomas on your team. Don't get me wrong, love what he has done with the suns this year and hope to keep him, but you don't trade SHAWN FUCKING MARION because you are going to replace him with Tim Thomas. I would say that Shawn is somewhat expendable right now, but I can't think of what you would trade him for except a center. And you don't need a scoring center...just a rebounder/defender. I can't think of one of those in the league that is worth trading Shawn Marion for.

I would like to say that unless Tyler is overclocking, I have the best computer here. HA. Ripper - doesn't have much in life and must cherish every little victory he has.

Horrible game by the suns shooting wise, but they still almost won. WHY they didn't stick to that automatic offside guy doubling whenever brand touched the ball, I don't know. The suns stole homecourt back, so now they have to hold on in Phoenix on tuesday... ... When exactly is this series going to get its long break like the rest of them have?

The same could be said of your cell phone while you are at work, but i will be fucking damned if my job was to tell me that I couldn't bring a cell to work.

I forgot about Reflection Eternal. Yeah...add that to my list.

Exactly. This won't effect anyone using their phone the right way. They won't know its there. If the cell is only for emergency, then keep taking it. IF an emergency comes along and your phone rings, fuck the school...its a goddamn emergency.

I'd go: 1: Lebron 2: Kobe 3: Wade 4: Dirk 5: Duncan I think the only reason Duncan is that low is because he has the best supporting cast of the other top 5 but when it comes down to it, he can still fuck with the rest of the list. And I don't see how you can consider Arenas a point guard and call Allen Iverson a two guard. They have practically the same numbers with Arenas averaging a few less points.

Because Larry Brown fucked that team beyond recognition last year and did one of the worse coaching jobs in recent NBA history. Isaiah has the Jerome James trade that you can point at him, but he drafted Lee, Ariza(who brown wanted traded for some reason) Robinson, and Butler, and got Stephon Marbury for basically nothing. People should also remember that Isaiah wanted to trade penny hardaway's contract to portland for Miles and Ratliff, but Larry said he wanted Steve Francis. You know, before people try to put that up as a negative on Thomas. Seriously, New Yorkers are such spoiled asses. Take Billy Knight and you will see a bad GM.

once again I ask people to point at the Timberwolves teams that should've gone further in the playoffs than they did. People always talk about playoff futility with some players, but ignore the fact that the other teams were simply better and they weren't supposed to win those playoff series. When they finally got a team they could actually beat (The Nuggets) they beat them. Talk to me when his team pulls a 90's Seattle supersonics every year.

He should've died for doing that damn Gold Digger dance. I wanted to punch him for that. Hard.