Ripper

Yeah, it was a smart veteren move when he was playing. And funny how he doesn't notice that Antoine Walker is the master at getting to the line by initiating contact, flopping and grabbing himself. I don't have a problem with it personally. If you pull it off to the point that the ref makes the call cool. That why I liked John Stockton. He was the master of grabbing a guy by the waist and pulling him on top of him self to make it look like he got bowled over by guy. That just smart.

I just love the part with the Machine gun where they keep doing the close up of bronson and he has that old man skin jiggle going on in his face. Its just plain funny. And yeah, that dude had one fucked up life. His wife, daughter, HAWT housekeeper, his new wife...all dead. Eventually he would be a suspect.

... Walks back out

I take Brooks Thompson. And Tony Bennett.

Kobe said he can understand why she would think it was rape. Don't blame me for him making the statement. He is a fucking rapist....allegedly...

I don't think you are the only one, but you are a minority. I personally don't give a shit about people bringing their kids to class because obviously it was some situation that made it necessary. Cause honestly, in most college classes, the girl 2 rows up ass showing when she leans up causes distraction all the time, but people don't bitch. People are in there talking and not paying attention all the time. A baby isn't going to stop you from paying attention unless you let it.

Dirty playing is getting someone hurt while playing(like a Karl Malone) Being smarter than the person you are playing isn't being dirty. Its being smarter.

Yeah, but a week didn't go by that someones goal wasn't to kill him. I mean by the time glory and Adam gave a crap about buffy, she was forming super buffies and getting troll hammers magically transformed in to a troll GOD hammer. Plus Gunn could kick Xanders ass, Fred was smarter than Willow, and Lorne could do that scream thing which is more than Anya could offer the group. Angels peeps> Scoobies. Although the Scoobies did actually stop Apocolypi...that gives them a point or two.

Thats just bitterness talking. You are either a Boston fan or a Knicks fan.

Making mix tapes is just more shit to bitch about you not doing anymore. When you don't do anything but tell her she looks good and from time to time have sex with her out of nowhere (like she is getting her hair ready to go to the store inthe bathroom) you have nothing to worry about, because you can always do that shit. Buying flowers, making mixtapes, dressing nicer than you usually do, working out(if you don't do it already...if you do you have to keep doing it)...all that shit is stuff that will later turn to "How come you never make me mixtapes anymore? How come you never buy me flowers anymore? How come you don't dress nice for me anymore?" If you keep shit like this for special occasions, then you don't have to worry about that later. Ripper - ain't making a mixtape until he is broke around a meaninless "first time we met" anniversary, or if she is really mad at me since....well...the date thing wouldn't really work here....so...um.....THAT'S MY MAMMA!!!!

Over at ESPN, Bill Simmons is explaining how Reggie Miller isn't and never has been a superstar, and why Doc River's bad coaching and not the fact that the Celtics have a streaky team is the reason they lost game 2. You mean a team that won game won thanks to a bunch of rookies lost game two? Its almost as if the rookies don't have playoff experience and the vets out played them. That has never happened in the history of the world in any sport. Goddamn I hate Bill Simmons.

Joel was the man for the second half of the year, but Bobby Simmons was this years Flip Murray, only Dunlevey kept him on the court when the Clipper stars got back. And just to say it out loud, I think that if Shaun(sp?) Livingston could have stayed healthy, he would have probably been Rookie of the year. And if he can stop being injury prone, I expect superstardom and a quadruple double out of him one day. Yeah....I said it.

I called the ENTIRE Knicks Houston series when they played in the finals. People were picking at me, expecially when the Knicks went up 3-2, then I said that the Rockets would win the next two and that John Starks(who had just had this incredible game) would shoot the knicks out of it. You can't get more accurate than that. I called the Sonics losing to the Nuggets in the first round. Nothing felt greater than walking up to the school on that Monday and everyone just having to give me props for one hell of a call(especially after all the shit I took when the Nuggets went down 2-0) I told everyone that Tracy McGrady was the best player on the Raptors when he and Vince were there, and the country was convinced that Vince Carter was the next MJ. I would constantly say "McGrady is a better player...the coach just won't give him any playing time" and everyone would say I was stupid. I bring that up till this day. Of course they counter with telling me that I also said that Demarr Johnson(before the neck injury), Jamal Crawford, Zarko Carbarkapa and Boris Diaw will be superstars and Jarvis Hayes will be a big time player. But they all have time to develop and I will be right eventually.

Not true. It is if you send them to Bob Jones University. I wonder how many people here have ever been to Bob Jones University, because I actually have. Had to go with a friend of mine, YEARS ago, on a matter which wouldn't be of any interest to any of you. What a fucking trip that place is. It's like a throwback to the early 50s and not in a good way. I think my favorite moment out of my brief time there was getting into an argument with some ignorant hillbilly student there who was literally arguing about how Abraham Lincoln was an awful president. I think you all know why he was making that particular argument. I date a Bob Jones Student. A wacky place, for sure. I refuse to visit though. I would be kicked out in 5 minutes tops.

Well that is a pretty good showing of no class to start doing the flair strut to the guy after a win. What happend to sportmanship. of course Reid wanted to whoop his ass. Especially after you won with a fucking escape.

I was sure that I would be able to see it here and then its fucking sold out. Goddamn Atlanta.

John Paxon, three from the left wing game 6 of the 1993 finals giving the Bulls a one point win against the Suns for the Championship. Goddamned John Paxon.

How can anyone realistically put Larry Bird over Magic Johnson. I mean seriously?

I'd argue you are assuming too much. There are neighborhoods where there aren't any white kids. Of course these areas are smaller in number, but so are African Americans in general. It all evens out. So unless you have any actual proof, I'd say you land pretty far off base with that assumption. The hate crimes reported are listed by state on the same page. Compare that with census of where the blacks in this country are and there you go.

Not true. I should have said University. It is very damaging when you force your child to go to a Christian university. It should be their choice. When you send someone that doesn't actually want to go there, you got problems.

The Scoobies strength was that noone gave a flying fuck about them or buffy, except the Mayor and the Master and the First. I mean seriously, Adam could care less about Buffy and could have killed her plenty of times, Angel was just having a damn good time fucking with her and could have killed her while he was drawing her picture, Glory didn't give a fuck, she just wanted her key, and Buffy was just kinda in the way. Faith, once again, could have taken her out but the Mayor told her not to because he didn't want another slayer called. Buffy and the Scoobs got by on plain luck. Angels enemies wanted his ass dead.

So what are the dick waving policies at your board.

The Pinocchio thing had me laughing really hard. And this: Those were the best parts to me.

Oh making your child go to a Christian school. It leads to stupidity.

The rock bottom of course, but I had to push off a chair, which, while it looked badass at the moment, made people laugh at my shortness later. And I kinda did a dominator once. And if I really think about it, it was a counter to a gore. Guy does that shoulder into the gut and run at you thing that people do when they can't fight, so when I grabbed around his waist and lifted, I wasn't really sure what to do with him so I just swung him back down fast. He didn't hit the ground like a dominator though. He hit the wall he had just ran me into. i dont think it hurt him too much, but it looked badass from what I was told. But besides that, the cobra clutch. It doesn't even hurt but its a easy thing to put people in and slam the hell out of them. So basically, I invented a wrestling move. Ah...youth...