Ripper

Pouring your liquor to the curb is for your niggas up above, cause when it seeps the the pavement thats a away of showing love.

Shut up. Nobody here is wishing paralysis on him. Oh okay, so the guy gets a neck injury, half the thread is wishing it is VERY serious so I guess they ment that other outcome that comes from a very serious neck injury...ingrown toenail.

You know that Triumph making fun of the Star Wars geeks thing? That line of people that had crossed the line from being fans to just being the saddest goddamned thing on the planet because they had lost all grip of the real world....yeah...thats this thread. I mean seriously, when it gets to the point that you are wishing painful injury, maybe paralysis on a man because he is, in your eyes, FUCKING UP A GODDAMNED WRESTLING SHOW, then you have fucking issues. I mean seriously. This ranks up there as when people said that Shawn Michaels was just as bad as British Bulldog(alleged RAPIST) and Steve Austin(Wife beater) as great wrestlers that were horrible humans BECAUSE HE WAS A DICK BACKSTAGE. When Rape = keeping ones spot in wrestling, you have issues.

Let them try to. People who can't say the phrase "ask" properly, as a general rule, have a long litany of words they are incapable of pronouncing properly. I could be harsh, if they so desired. -=Mike "ask" isn't a phrase, its a word. The equivilant would be me throwing a bitchy fit over someone saying "tha" instead of the, which most people do. This is all funny though. Some person says "axe" and they are a idiot. Unless of course they fuck up basically every word and phrase in the english history. Then you vote for them in presidental races.

"I took the initiative in creating" is not markedly different than "I invented". -=Mike "I took the initiative in moving forward a whole range of initiatives that have proven to be important to our country's economic growth and environmental protection, improvements in our educational system. " unless you are saying that you thought he was saying he invented moving forward initiatives, the statement pretty obvious what he meant. And yes...you do have to be an idiot to try and pretend he is saying he invented the internet. Not really. You have to be an idiot to make such a fucking moronic comment. Then again, Gore never was the sharpest knife in the drawer. -=Mike You are a Bush supporter right?

My point is, I someone wanted to be a bitch about it, they could sit there and rip your talk to shreds too. Its one thing when someone talks in unintelligible babble, its another for every dumb fuck with a thesaurus and a superiority complex to be a asshole because someone doesn't enunciate a fucking "k".

People punch you alot, don't they?

"I took the initiative in creating" is not markedly different than "I invented". -=Mike "I took the initiative in moving forward a whole range of initiatives that have proven to be important to our country's economic growth and environmental protection, improvements in our educational system. " unless you are saying that you thought he was saying he invented moving forward initiatives, the statement pretty obvious what he meant. And yes...you do have to be an idiot to try and pretend he is saying he invented the internet.

Or how about when they want to "axe" you a question? I always find this one funny. VERY few people say ASK and stress the K, but when black people do it, it turns into "OH LOOK!!! Dem coloreds can't talk right!". Even funnier, anytime I have heard someone try to trash someone else for saying acks(which is closer to what is being said really) is when they say. "You wanna "axe" me a question? A "axe" is for choppin wood. " all the while butchering "want to" and "chopping". Simply put, unless you speak gramatically perfect at all times, shut the fuck up.

Fair rephrasing? It takes a idiot to change his statment into him saying "I invented the internet".

So white people are to blame for 5-O AND Po-po... Blame Dudley Moore.

because they like the song.

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/mackinno.htm I don't really see how she was making the world a worse place so I am not going to say "good riddance" and such.

I would constantly be killing the shit out of people and then bringing them back to life just to fuck with them. It is this reason and this reason alone that I am not given the powers of Jesus. I would horribly misuse them. Discuss.

Bah. A baggie would fit in those little slots. I think they might catch on once I quit my part time job and start wiping my nose with 100's. There would be only hot females in the school by the time i was done. Hot females and ME.

Okay...I am a lil late, but I do have to add that I was laughing my ass off when he came back in the bedroom and was sitting there and his eyes were slightly off, looking exactly like Stallone. And then he does the "I'm SCARED alright!!!" with the finger point. Had me ROLLING. And the first time he took his shirt off....the entire office came over to my computer to se what I was looking at and laughing so hard. Ripper - horrible employee since 02/02/04.

except they aren't going to lessen it, they are just going to add more eyecandy instead of Molly...who was eyecandy and could wrestle.

well, the new SLIM PS2 OMG!!! has proven that people will sacrafice a better machine for a sleeker looking one so its actually kinda smart for Microsoft to make the Hardrive(which will add to functionality yet take away from the design of the machine) optional.

HHH is the least safe.

well thats really a tricky list. Like saying which lord of the rings movie was the worse. They all kicked ass. Mercedes kicked ass in her role, and her character kicked ass. She just didnt kick quite as much ass as the rest of those that have graced the opening credits, but seriously....who could?

I would however drop a bag in a couple of kids lockers if I was short on cash. I mean really, 10$ bag of weed will get me 50 bucks? Hells yeah!! Plus if you do it to the pussiest kids you know, you won't have to worry about the get back atcha factor of it all.

How is that? When Groo and Riley are RIGHT THERE.

I would vacation about 10-11 times a year. I mean just not do a fucking thing. Then if someone called me on it I would say I was meditating. Who's going to argue...I got the JC powers!

Holy fuck, i hadn't really read the whole article and saw who it was. I knew this dude. He played college ball in my home town. Damn...small world.

No.