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  1. Ripper

    Let's be sincere and non-self-referential

    If they counted post in Hardcore they would be even you frequent hardcore thread contributor!!
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    Little Known Spin-Offs

    Pam had a spinoff from Martin where she worked at a record company but I can't for the death of me remember it....I know it only lasted one show. Dave Chapplle and that white dude had the spin off from when they were on Tool Time once.
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    Anyone wanna try these brownies

    An excerpt from nl5xsk1's future autobiography: "It was in 2005 when my studdering problem made it from the real world into my post on message boards. It was then I knew I hit rock bottom. I would be a male prostitute months later."
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    Let's be sincere and non-self-referential

    If it makes you feel any better, alot of us were still posting on the other board before the changeover and didn't register till that fucker was offically dead. but hopefully that doesn't make you feel any better cause that is kinda pathetic.
  5. Dawn of the Dead Remake
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    Kid writes a zombie story and...

    This all sounds like a zombie coverup. I still believe the kid.
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    FRED DURST Home-Made Porn Movie Posted Online

    I think the world needed to see it. I think the world needed to know that Fred was working with half of a pencil and we can all point and have something else to laugh at. And I think this proves that Fred didn't sleep with those women he claimed to have gotten it from, because noone with a penis that small will try to bad mouth women he slept with. They have TOO much ammunition.
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    Public Version of Saddam's Capture Faked?

    ^^^ What he said.
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    Kid writes a zombie story and...

    I once again ask for the beating of his english teacher. And everyone knows you don't say the Z word in Zombie stories. Geez...
  10. No i agree with the comment... I just think that at some point i am going to have to be ready to quote that a again. maybe not today, maybe not tommorrow...but someday that comment is going to come into play again.
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    How much did HHH rip off

    HHH is awfully injury prone. Its because his wresting style is so reckless and high risk.
  12. The decision was defensable even if you take away the taking international precedent part. That was only PART of a arguement that contained various points.
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    High production values = Greater cost

    People have to be able to justify making purchases like that. I mean, people can justify getting a I-Pod because they convince them selves its more economical than a CD player. I don't know how anyone could justify spending 70 bucks a game.
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    "Wait? What was I doing again?"

    New York? what ever. Move to a bigger city with a lower cost of living, get a job, put all your loans into foreberance for about a year and get on with the living. Also all this "Look...a pony!" business is just a blatant rip off of my "Look....a BEAR!" gimmick from 2 years ago. *sues*
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    I bought a car.

    I saw this one episode of Chips where this guy would pull in frount of people and slam on the brakes and then take the insurance money and buy stuff and just keep doing that with crappy cars. He had a helmet and a mouth piece and everything. Ponch caught him though. You should try that, except for the getting caught part, although you could probably out run Eric Estrada now.
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    Matt Hardy speaks on he and Lita splitting

    Divorce.
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    Don't some of you wish...

    Where does coming to class and going to sleep and talking about each other in groups only to go back to sleep when you get to class get you on the scale? Oh, and I played 3 sports, so I think that officially made me a jock...but I never did shit like wear my jersey in class or buy one of those dumbass letter jackets. And i got good grades dispite not trying and was big on art. I don't know what the fuck I was actually.
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    Let's be sincere and non-self-referential

    I am all for the slapping part. I just want to slap the shit out of most people. ...
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    Do you imagine Failed Mascot gets an erection

    Ripper - having his TV stolen by Slayer since 2004
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    Let's be sincere and non-self-referential

    She is going to suck off a guy and spit his cum in your mouth just to get you back. Or something like that. Basically, cheating on anyone gives them a "do something fucked up for free" card and she is going to drop the bomb on you eventually. But she is probably hot so you will walk right into it. And I will laugh because you kinda deserve it for cheating on her in the first place. *laughs*
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    How much did HHH rip off

    I have always saw it. they remind me alot of each other in promos and heel tactics. And I am sure that Sandman meant jack shit to Austin, but he saw something in his act he could use. HHH "giving a shit" about Shane Douglas has nothing to do with it. As a wrestler, if you see something you think could help your character, you take it. I see some of those things in HHH's heel style that remind me of DOuglas, and Douglas no doubt borrowed from someone before him. Its the nature of wrestling.
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    Do you imagine Failed Mascot gets an erection

    Okay, Inc, stop punking people out. Thats going against the spirt of message boarding.
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    Christy Hemme on Howard Stern

    Somewhere a 12 year old boy is getting some really messed up ideas about women. Those are very good ideas actually. I think this should be put in pamplets to little girls about growing. Actual good advice/way to live there.
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    The Greatest Rapper of All Time

    Yes but the two albums he made were basically flawless and arguably perfect and seeing as one was a double album, he basically released 3 widely considered flawless albums. ANd to say the second only sold because he died is pure nonsense. What had the first one sold, 8 million? He was going to sell anyway and his death just made people buy it quicker. Its not like his first album was a flop. Not alot of good albums? He had 5 albums before his death, once again, 5 VERY good albums. EXTREMELY good albums before his death. Plus alot of the stuff that came out after his death that he deemed not good enough for his albums were still very good...better than anything LL ever put out. Speaking of which... Um, LL sucked for 17 years and lived off sex appeal. To equate this to something else, this is like saying that Madonna has one of the greatest singing voices of all time because she is a singer and been around this long. And I think we can all agree that is ridiculous. LL has made lyrically pathetic songs for a LONG time but has charisma and selling power. That does not equate greatness...that equates good marketing. I will take it a step further and say LL is not a good rap artist at all mostly due to the fact it sounds like a 5 year old wrote his stuff. Lil John is more lyrically complicated. And since this is a lyrical based artform, him sucking at it automatically disqualifies him. PLUS, after what you said about Pac, he still has more good albums than LL who even his fans have to admit, 14 shots to the dome(even with Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag and Backseat of My Jeep it sucked) and everything afterwards has been down right BAD music. Plus you negate everything you said when you said "The Ripper Strikes Back" destroyed Canibus. There was nothing remotely close about that battle. Hell, LL in another album had the lyric in which he was posing questions to himself: "whats up with that kid Canibus? Son played you out and why you didn't answer back correctly? What the fuck was that all about? So when the dude himself says he got murdered in that battle, I think you have to concede that he lost too. Dude.....dude...really......dude.. Or it could be that they are right. They recognize when someone was better at it than them. The only person quick to call themselves the greatest is LL, and thats laughable. And people often name other rappers besides BIggie and Pac. KRS-1 and Rakim get named often. I still like how Eminem mentioned Redman at the top, someone who is high on my list as well. And music doesn't let the great ones die and that goes for evey genre.
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