Ripper

Yes...for the love of god yes.... I can't turn from that show for some reason. I mean, the videos are horrible, but I just stay glued to the screen and laugh.

Jesse singing, "I'm so excited" while Zack tries to hug her....the funniest shit I had ever seen, especially knowing it was supposed to be serious. Man, those were some innocent times, when the hardest thing you could get on was No Dose. Ah yeah. That was also the loudest moment on Fresh Prince when he is yelling about how he will be better than him and Uncle Phil hugs him when he wants to know why his dad doesn't want him. That was the first time I felt that this acting thing might work out for Will Smith. I love these shows, because the studio audience came looking for a regular laugh-a-minute taping and get caught with all that DRAWMUH~!. They then have no idea what to do. Another to add, the Drunk Driving episode of Saved By the Bell when they went to the toga party and wrecked Lisa's(?) car.

Pimp C got locked up and Bun B still continues to be one of the most underrated mutha fuckas in rap.

To be fair, all of the "female posters show us your naked body parts in a provocative manner" threads were pretty much for you. But yeah...this wins. Ripper - making his own fucking birthday thread since 2002.

when I first read this sentence I saw " Post Vaginal Fatigue". I have been trying to figure out how the fuck my mind came up with that for the rest of the time after that. In short, I might be illiterate.

Pastor Troy said: "Ho-ly Bi-ble As-sault Ri-fle" and pretended as though he just spit the greatest lyric in the history of god. Then he changed his voice completely and spewed: "The Hardest decision that I got to make Is which car I gone take when I skate I rides big yo..." Those two lines alone make me hate him. But I gave his albums a chance, and I hated him more. Even more so back in the day when he souded just like this guy named Miracle who I also hated. And the best part about 3-6 mafia WAS Gangsta Boo, who they got rid off, and the fact that they have a mutha fucka named Crunchy Black that does this silly ass dance. Oh...and they start songs by calling people, "Bitch ass, ho ass, mark ass, trick ass, sucka ass, pussy ass, faggot ass, niggas" and then tell them to get on the dance floor. You just called me all that and I am supposed to start dancing to "ridin spinnas" with you on the dance floor. Fuck YOU.

Really.

I am currently in a relationship with a engaged woman. My actions are disappointing me, as I have never cheated on anyone, but this is pretty much the same thing.

They paid him with disease? That sounds like a fucked up payout.

I guess Mississippi and Tennesee would count. Even the Carolinas if you want. New Orleans too probably. I think that Texas just goes too far west making them midwest.

Does it show how he got a black mans voice?

I think I speak for everyone here when I say "Eddie" and "Sunset Park" taught us all that years ago.

I would so want to play for them.

I would like to voice my complaint over AoO always calling me short and demand to know what is going to be done about this goddamn hippie taking shots at my lack o height.

He didn't say the word, but the "you coming?" in Apocolypse Nowish was a manly "I forgive you, you are part of the team again."

To answer the orignial post, they all suck. Each and everyone of them suck something horribly, but 3-6 Mafia can produce some nice beats. Besides that, suck on a level that most have never seen. And I do wonder what happened to Bubba Sparrx because dude was nice.

I can name a few. Billy poping out of that fucking chest they threw out he window and him shooting that guy at the bar while whistling. Oh, and in Young Guns 2. "BILLY!!!....Lets finish the game."

Yes...yes it is.

We're the long-running sitcom that has to resort to clip shows. And reruns: :::The gun battle rages on as EricMM, MiketheSC, Deranged Hermit and Yuna continue firing...well...Yuna doesn't she keeps running around yelling "BAMF, I TELEPORTED AGAIN" over and over.::: Marney: Wow...this is one LONG gunfight. BPP: Yeah, It feels like we have been here for weeks... :::Marney and BPP look at Ripper::: Ripper: ... Fuck you guys! Mike: You are traitors to the cause, Marney and BPP...you will die for your treachery...Mike. Marney: We're traitors? US!! We were all ready to kill this little fucker...no offense Ripper...but our guns were filled with blanks. Dames was a traitor to US!! Mike: "We're traitors? US!! We were all ready to kill this little fucker...no offense Ripper...but our guns were filled with blanks. Dames was a traitor to US!!" That’s not what we were told. We heard that he made you an offer you couldn't refuse or something and [at this point Mike talks for what seems like hours. I would write it all, seeing as it is a very good read, but for Christ sake, he could have wrapped it up a lot sooner than he did] That’s what Dames told us. And we believe him...Mike. BPP: Did he tell you about the saverocity that I showed by even coming on this mission? Huh...I had better things to do, but out of the saveriety of my heart I helped Marney and Tom come to kill this little bitch...no offense Ripper...and he turns on me. If it weren't for my savitude, you guys would have NOTHING...NOTHING!!! Mike: "Did he tell you about the saverocity that I showed by even coming on this mission? Huh...I had better things to do, but out of the saveriety of my heart I helped Marney and Tom come to kill this little bitch...no offense Ripper...and he turns on me. If it weren't for my savitude, you guys would have NOTHING...NOTHING!!!" Ah, BPP [Mike once again tears into a very, very long response to what BPP said...REALLY long]...so how about THAT!!!...Mike. Ripper: Stop saying your name after you talk, it’s annoying. And stop repeating us, dammit. Shooter Jay: Look guys, we have to find a way to get out of here. Ripper: ... *sighs* What the fuck Jay?...I mean really. Shooter Jay: What? Ripper: Where the hell did you come from? Shooter Jay: that’s not important now...We have to get out of here. Marney: I have a plan... :::Marney shoots a tree outside of the bus. Upon seeing this EricMM runs outside to it..::: EricMM: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! :::He automatically breaks out the supplies to nurse the tree back to health, but pays no mind to the carnage inside the bus.::: Marney: Okay, he's out of the way. BPP: I'll take Yuna... Yuna: BAMF *giggles* I'm over here... BAMF!!! *runs to the other side of the bus* Now I'm over here!!! *giggles*. BPP: You know Yuna, Alan Cummings isn't really that hot... Yuna: ... What? :::Yuna stops running around and walks towards the armed BPP taking out a self made book called "Why Alan Cumming Could Get It" made of Alan Cummings head pasted on pictures with Yuna in them::: Yuna: Do you not SEE this... He is HAWT!! See, this is when we went to the Ice Cream parlor...I was only 6 then...This is when we went to the fair...see...he HOT right....SAY IT!!!! BPP: Jesus girl...you're troubled...And when someone is troubled... Marney/Ripper: They need saving... BPP: RIGHT!! And who betta than BPP to do the savin... :::BPP shoots Yuna, who seems to be happy as she sees Nightcrawler leading her through a tunnel of light to see a prescreening of X3::: Shooter Jay: I'll take Mike... :::As Jay stands to use his wit in beating Mike like Marney and BPP did, Mike stands up and shoots Jay in the chest...th...that just didn't work out like Jay wanted it to.::: Marney: JAYYYYYYAAYYAAYAYYYYAYAYAYYYYAYAYYYYYYYY!!!! He has the dry cleaning ticket for my dress...DAMMIT!! BPP: YOU ARE GOING TO PAY FOR THAT MIKE!!!!!! YOU KILLED JAY!!! Shooter Jay: I'm not dead yet....*cough* Ripper: You son of a bitch...I'll make you meet Jay in hell so he can get you back!!! Shooter Jay: I'm not dead...hey!! Why would you say I'm going to hell...that’s not nice. Mike: "YOU ARE GOING TO PAY FOR THAT MIKE!!!!!! YOU KILLED JAY!!!" Ha!! That isn't likely. I..... :::Deranged Hermit shoots Mike in the back of the head::: Deranged Hermit: I...I'm sorry but that was just really getting annoying. :::The Three...um...guys that are together... through weird...circumstances..(I ran out of cute nicknames okay...sue me) All stand up...oh..and a bloodied Jay kinda gets up too.::: Ripper: Well...that was stupid. You are the only one left now...unless you count Eric, but he is talking to that tree... Deranged Hermit: Oh, I'm not alone. See, I'm not like those two...I will gladly give my life for the Dames and this board. And as long as I take you 3... Shooter Jay: FOUR!! *coughs* Deranged Hermit: ... As long as I take you FOUR out with me...my life will not be lost in vain...*pops da colla* ::: DH pulls open his trench coat, which really scares the shit out of our heroic foursome...they thought he was naked or something...ugh...well, anyway, he wasn't...He reveals a devastating weapon....::: Deranged Hermit: Heh...That’s riiiight.... ::: Not like that you freak...he is strapped with a huge bomb and is timed to go off in 15 seconds.::: Ripper: OH...DEAR...GAWD!!! Marney: SOMEONE HAS TO TAKE HIM AWAY FROM THE BUS AND SACRAFICE THEMSELVES FOR US... :::Both look at BPP::: Marney: SOMEone needs to SAVE us.... :::Both look at BPP::: BPP: Fuck that...I have done enough saverisity for a while... Shooter Jay: I'll do it.... :::everyone just stands there::: Shooter Jay: NO!! Don’t try to stop me...there isn't enough time... :::Marney, Ripper and BPP go and start making Smoothies::: Shooter Jay:.... O...Okay...I'm going... :::Deranged Hermit...still laughing like a maniac is tackled by Jay and forced outside the door of the Bus where Jay covers him and braces for the self-sacrifice-rific explosion.::: Ripper: *sipping Smoothie*...Um..Jay...Yeah...we're gonna need you to carry him further away than that...That explosion could still kills us maybe... Marney: You're a sweet heart Jay...hey...no banana's in mine BPP...Just strawberries and peaches... Shooter Jay: Oh, FUCK! :::Jay heroically picks up Deranged Hermit who is STILL doing the maniac laugh and runs further away from the bus, drops him and jumps on top to take the blast again.::: Ripper: *from the Bus window* Dude...Eric is talking to that tree RIGHT THERE!! That’s just rude. No need to hurt an innocent tree in all of this...it's been through enough. Shooter Jay: But... Marney: Yeah...seriously.. *sips Smoothie*...Don't you have any compassion? :::Shooter Jay picks up Deranged Hermit again and runs even further until the loss of blood from his gunshot finally takes the best of him and he falls. Deranged Hermit bomb explodes...yet only enough to take out him and Jay and a little surrounding area...::: Ripper: Wow... I guess he was far enough away the first time...*sips Smoothie* :::The remaining Trio of Awkward Grouping walks over to the explosion sight where only small pieces of Jay and DH remain..::: Ripper: He was such a hero... Marney: *sips Smoothie* Yeah...he saved us all. BPP: ... B...But it was the fact that I allowed him to save us that really saved us. So in essence...I saved us all again. Marney: Th... that doesn't really make any sense.... BPP: I SAVED US ALL!!!!! Marney: Okay...whatever you say....*coughpussycough* Ripper: Well, we can't let Jay's life be lost in vain...let go see...THE DAMES~! TBC? EricMM: Its okay little tree...its okay.... Ripper- Posted post that have already been posted since 2002.

It last until you stop touching yourself. PURR-vert.

... You obviously weren't paying attention.

When the Rock said mutherfucker and Shane was supposed to interrupt him SHAFT~! style at the "Muther" but didn't and Rock just went right on ahead. And nothing beats the swearing power of the NBA and their mike by the rim, in what has to be the DUMBEST idea in the history of television if you are trying to have good family entertainment.

That will never happen because there are just too many situations that it is just plain stupid to try and throw out a base runner on a steal.

You should just flip shit over.

Either is a good choice. Out of the 5, I enjoyed Sideways the most, but Aviator was a damn good movie as well. You should probably still see MDB though, even if you already know what happens at the end. It's only fair. I don't see how you like Aviator more than Million Dollar Baby. Well, I can see how you would, but not at the amount that you do. I personally think MDB was abetter movie, now that i have FINALLY seen both, and aviator...while good...was a litttle...ehh.