Ripper

Oddly enough, one of the shirt designs I sell is the 10 crack commandments shirt. Ripper - Keeping stereotypes alive since 2004

Also, white people talk during the movie on cell phones and to each other. If they talk TO the movie it's usually to object to something stupid. Black people YELL at the people onscreen and throw shit. I worked at the local AMC for a year, so I got to see this firsthand. Do you know how many black people went to see Jet Li's movie Black Mask just because it had "black" in the title? It was ridiculous. Or because black people love Jet Li? Seroiusly, Hip hop and kung fu go hand and hand buddy....shit, the whole Black Mask movie was full of Hip Hop...bad bad Hip hop. And fuck you KKK, I worked at movie theaters also, and being that I let anyone that tried sneak in, seeing as I wasn't really getting paid enough for the effort, I still say white kids sneak in more than anyone on the planet, followed by young black kids. You were just a RAYCYST and were only watching the black kids sneak in you raycyst, um....black kid sneaking into the theater watcher~! And also, maybe thats your town, but here, too many black people are sneaking in camcorders to make bootleggs of the movie to talk and throw stuff. As a matter of fact, they get even madder because you are fucking up their copy of the movie.

The best thing about this thread was the Owen Wilson comment and Bannders thinking he could kick anythings ass.

I did it in High school if that counts for something. Ripper - realizing it doesn't count for anything since 1:54 pm oh, and it was rebounds, assist, steals...not blocks. Ripper - Short since 1979.

I know that Kevin Johnson once had a game with 20+ points, 10+ assist, 10+ steals and he had 7 boards. they were trying to get him a few boards at the end to get the quad but couldn't.

Okay, Mike, I'm gonna need you to stop walking on sludgy shit down by the rendering plant and rancid hobos, kay?

Why don't you want to see me happy? Anyways if Payton rejoins the squad tommorow as some are saying he might then I could see them making the Eastern Conference finals. I doubt they would make it to the NBA Finals but who knows...there are really no real dominant teams this year. The Spurs are good as always and Pheonix is very good too but the Celts just beat Pheonix last night(albeit without injured PG Steve Nash playing for them...but I think Barbosa is more dangerous anyways since he can play defense as well). The Boston teams of 2004 are the best this city has seen as they've already faired better than the 86 teams that made 3 Championships appearences but only brought home the NBA Title. Don't forget that Antwain used his freakish ability to draw fouls and got rid of Amare with like 9 minutes left in the game. ANd it still went to OT. But yeah, Boston, Philly and Detroit are the teams from the East IMO.

Ah, wrong stereotype. Actually, young white people are the ones that sneek into movies all the time. So HA, hippie. Other random fact...no one talks at the screen more than teenaged white kids. so you all can take that stereotype and shove that one too.

Yeah, the Madea DVD's are sickingly popular so I expected the movie to make a killing in its first couple of weeks. I think it will have a gigantic fall off after about week 3, seeing as white people have no intrest in seeing it and there are only so many black people. But this movie is going to make a killing in the south.

I still say that Wilt Chamberlains double triple double beats that though. 22 points, 25 rebounds, and 21 assists. That is some sick shit.

Yeah, he was truely a piece of shit, but that guy could play some damn defense.

Quadruple-doubles I would like to point out that Alvin Robertson was one of the sickest muthafuckas I ever seen, son!!! That dude was a great defender that one season held Jordan...IN THE 80'S mind you, to 8 and 11 points repectively in their matchups that year. He was later arrested for stealing a stereo or something like that.

The problem here is that it looks like the guy was using the "avoid eye contact and be humble" appoach when he got hit, which will get your ass knocked out. Me being a smaller guy, if I think there is a chance that you might even think about maybe hitting me, I am going to have to take the first swing, and honestly, thats what he should have done, or at least kept himself ready to defend himself. All that arranging the keys shit...dude, if you put a hand in your pocket while talking shit, you are about to get punched in the fucking face because they don't know what you are reaching for. Then you don't even have that hand to guard with because you were too busy putting your keys in between your fingers.

They had to, because you would have heard him cursing all across the country if that was not the case. There is noway this deal went down without The Hawks and Celtics knowing that Gary's Contract was going to be bought out.

I probably would. Just being honest here.

If you're referring to the Baby Bulls as the unit of Hinrich, Gordon and Deng... Bulls, but not by much. The Hawks have all the potential, but I doubt that any of them outside of *maybe* Smith wants to stay. Both of the "Baby Hawks" were born and raised in Los Angeles, so I'd expect them to bolt. Donta Smith and Josh Smith are from Atlanta...well...at least he spent a good number of years in highschool here before he "moved" his senior year to play for Oak Hill(josh). Childress I think is going to be a good player. People just watch that horrible jump shot and think he will suck, but he is a very competant ball handler, a very underrated defender, a damn good rebounder because of his incredibly long arms, and is a good finisher around the basket. PLUS the Hawks have a 6'9" point guard that plays(and defends) 4 positions. Plus Al Harrington still counts as a YOUNGSTA~! so I kinda like the Smith, Smith, Childress, Diaw, Ivy vs the Hinrich, Deng, Gordon, Curry, Chandler, Duhon...damn they have a lot of young players... I think the bulls win but not by much.

I don't know....if you know you have aids and you get people to have consentual sex with you to give it to them and they die, that is kinda first degree murder. I mean, its premeditated, and your actions could lead to their death.

Will AOL/T-W just sell the Hawks back to Turner? They might not have been spectacular, but man, they tended to be pretty decent in those years. So, Ripper, do you think the Dominique/Manning trade might be the worst in history? It did a nice job of absolutely killing the franchise. -=Mike AOL/TW sold the team last year. They have a new owner. And I doubt they felt they had any chace resigning walker so they got another draft pick out of it since they couldn't pry anyones young players using him. And yeah, that was indeed the worst trade in history. I dare someone to find another team with the number one record in the league trading away there leader for a often injured, not in the same league ass player at the allstar break. Everyone...i mean EVERYONE in atlanta just walked around with their jaws dropped after that one. I know, but I have this feeling that Josh Smith AND Josh Childress are going to be better players than him. Josh Smith has the ability to put up 18 and 10 and 3 a night and he can't even dribble a basketball yet. Childress looks great whenever Al isn't on the court. Basically, they have 2 rookies that are the future of the franchise and another 25 year old that is playing that position. With him there you have to move one of them to the bench, because Al can't play the 4 spot. I undestand why not to move him, but they should have.

Yeah, you selfish prick. If you had only stayed at home and used your tumor preventing dog cancer destroying old ass cat fountain of youth powers that you apparently have, it wouldn't have happend. It is obviously all your fault.

If you even try to get upset at the jokes that are coming, it is your own fault. Why the fuck do people keep putting "serious" threads in here?

I was just about to say that. Its ED FUCKING REED. I wouldn't trade him for Moss if Moss was a choirboy and all his teamates loved him.

Screw you hippie.

I would like to point out there are no pictures of 35 year olds partying it up as of yet. Color me disappointed.

Its such a pathetic excuse for a insult. Its like when DDP would be all creative with his insults and say "KEVIN *pause* JERK*pause* NASH!!!" Then the Nash would have to do that "What? Did he call me a Jerk...and look...everyone in the arena is laughing at me..but I must look at them to make sure they are laughing....oh the ANGER~! I have developed because powerful insult" look. Comeon..there is so much material to work with.

No Explain please Guys lean on a car, bitch(played wonderfully by Sarah Silverman) starts screaming "GET OFF MY MANS CAR" and starts talking all kinda shit when the guy doesn't even care. So they say "fuck you bitch" which bring her over and a group of her friends. Basically the chick is still talking shit about how her man is going to fuck him up (Actually she said something like "He is going to skull fuck you like a baby" or some weird shit) and the guy is all "Yeah, I know, she is annoying and talks alot of shit, but I am going to have to fuck you up." So the two guys look at each other, knowing that it is like 12 on 2 and punch the shit out of the girl who started the whole thing. Bar Patron: Hey, hey. Yeah you, get up. What are you retarded? Get off the fucking car! Raving Bitch: Hey dickless, get off the fucking car! Hey fucksuck, get your slippery fucking ass of the car! Listen to me, get off the fucking car with your fucking ass! Parker: Shut that cunts mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head! Raving Bitch: You're gonna wish you never fucking got up this fucking morning asshole, because my boyfriend's gonna fuck you up! And then after that while he's fucking up your fucking gay uncle over there I'm gonna fucking cut off your cock and mail it to your mother, you fucking faggot bitch! You gaylord fucking bitch! How do you like that? You like that a lot you fucking faggot? You like to ass fuck? Fontanella fucking babyheads! Bar Patron: Go ahead. Raving Bitch: You like to fuck babyheads? You like to fuck boys? He's gonna fuck you in the ass, how do you like that? He's not even gay but he'll do it just to fuck... Bar Patron: Honey honey. She's got a big mouth but she's not kidding. I'm gonna whip you silly and I'm gonna fuck you stupid. You wanna do the man dance? First dance is yours. *hits Raving Bitch in the face* Moral, if you are going to get your ass kicked, make sure you beat the shit out of who started it at least.