Ripper

Oh that Superman.

Its shit like that.....man thats going to get me fired from laughing so hard.

A charmed DVD set will not cure any VD that you might have given her, you sick fuck.

This happens during every war. there is no reason this should have been reported...well outside of the soldiers local news because we all know local news has to talk about any and everything that happend in the region. And seriously, shut up with the "I know a guy in the military and he didn't kill himself so this guy is a pussy." This "pussy" fought for your asses, and his brain didn't handle it the same way everyone elses did, and that doesn't make him a "pussy".That dude saw some shit none of you will every understand and it had to be extreme for him to take this path. I feel sorry that there is no way to know how the human mind will take the stress, and imagery of war before going so that we can't keep those whose minds can't take it away.

Yes you do. And they have condoms in like these big glass bowls. i laughed because it was the bowl that this old lady in my hometown had her halloween stuff in. Then I got a disturbing image.

www.trapezeclub.com You guys would love this place. While you do have the usual skags, there are quite the "hot" people in this place. I put "hot" in quotations, because I mean those pretty, medium/big breasted, assless beings that you guys find to be really hot. I knew a girl that had a membership and she had just broken up with her fiance so me and her went about a dozen times. I was popular because I was black, but I am short which makes me non threatning or something I guess. I guess the guys were like "I want my wife to fuck a black guy, but not one of those big tall blacks...he's perfect" . It is a pretty laid back atmosphere, but the funniest thing was the lack of transition between the regular talk to "hey, I want your dick in my mouth". The girl I know went on to get back to gether with her fiance after about 3 months which ended my free membership, and I haven't had the disposable income to become a member again. But hey...it was fun while it lasted.

You forgot that J.R. Reid is in this, who's claim to "fame" was going to North Carolina, being drafted way too high, and elbowing AC Green in the mouth for no reason what so ever threatening the consecutive games played streak.

Thank you. Until someone starts taking some penetration lets stop calling this pretending to touch each other stuff porn. It is disrespectful to real porn stars. And they need all the respect they can get seeing as people look down upon taking cock for money. Dumb people.

Well....how often are you going to get the chance to have wild orgy sex? you can have sex with your girl all the time. Cause I tells ya, a good swing club is hard to come by. Ripper - Thankful for Trapezee since... none of your fucking business...thats when.

I don't know how the better half would feel about me hooking up with some tramp at a party. Besides, the girls weren't even that goodlooking, that's what was so troubling. How do you know what they looked like. Weren't they in rabbit suits or something.

You have more guy names than the rest of us. Gaymo.

This entry in my phone is my own home number, actually. I sometimes call myself and leave messages on the machine to remind myself of things. I don't know why I even have it... I think I'm the only one that even knows that number. Post its would probably be cheaper. I was like 12 when I entered myself as 'The Masta'. Racist~!

That goes into some amazing level of bitchiness. She needs the apology carved into her chest with a spear. See...THATS racist.

Stop calling that crap porn. The day playboy and skinemax is put in the same catagory as porn, is the day that Vince will remind me more and more of Rob Black every day. WWE films will so need an adult division.

oooh oooh!!! I want to do the names in address book thing!!! Ant Anderson Att Wireless Becky Becky 2 Becky 3 Becky Neighbor(I know alot of fucking becky's) Bill Collector(just to save time, this goes up to 5) Cab Dana Devin Dominique Drecym Dre Erica 1 Erica 2 Georgia power Hampton Hills Hyrone James Josie Julie Bane (I just like her last name so it had to go in) Kelly Kiesha (yeah...3 of these...that is like the honorary black girl name or something) Laron Lisna Lori Lori Canada Luther Maisha Mamma Melissa Mia MiMi Monique Monique Canada My desk Paul Regions bank Ross Roxanna Shelton Stacy Steph Stephanie Tamica Thon Timika UppaCuts (barbershop is an important part of the blackmans life) Work ( i need to be able to call out incredibly fast) Yas Yasica(this is actually the wrong number, I should delete it but I like having 2 y's)

We should all get a free year of cable if we can make it through a Stephen A segment without kicking in our tv. As for this, Barros. And where is the love for B.J Armstrong? This is bull man, no Armstrong? BJ has a real job with either the Warriors or the Bulls...i can't remember which. Dee Brown- Noteworthy moment in his carrer was winning the dunk contest. I remember he turned hiself into a 3 point shooter, was a decent player at best. Bleh Darryl Dawkins - overrated player that people seem to think is good today because they have heard of his name. basically a underachiever that never really played hard, known best for dunking the ball really hard and coming up with ridiculous names for the dunk.....then doing the exact same duck and calling it something different. And he speaks like Karl Malone.... BLEAH Matt Bullard - Some bench warming Power forward with a nice jump shot. I actually thought he still played. bleh Dana Barros - The mutha fucking man. He was ran out of Seattle in favor of Gary Payton, went to Philly where he had some All-Star years and carried the team on his 5'10 shoulders, went to Boston where he made the jerseys look incredibly cool with his tattoos, great 3 point shooter who (I think) holds the record for consecutive games with a 3 pointer till the Knicks were bitches and wouldn't let him get one and ended his streak. And he released a rap single that was actually good. Gerald Wilkins - Claim to fame was that his brother is one of the most underrated players in the games history and where ever he went to play, his team became the "jordan bitches". He started with the Knicks, went to cleveland, back to New York, the Orlando. Thats about it. BLEAH I think the true winner is clear.

I wouldn't call those pengiuns gay. I'd call them brain-damaged or retarded. How in the fuck can something be so stupid, it things a baby chick is going to come out of a rock? Yet i bet if they joined a internet message board, they would be smart enough to get a better sig than this:

Les Lye owned your face. Bow to him. while you are bowing, you also sing the praises of Alasdair and Moose. Ripper: Didn't like Lisa since 1984.

I was rooting for Kanye West to get NOTHING on the night. I mean, dude has got to be one of the most annoying whiney fucking ass fucks I have ever seen or heard. I was just hoping that he wouldn't be able to take how a single award, so once his continious bitching continued, he would alienate the rest of the world and he would just go produce and I would never ever have to hear him rap or give a interview again. Oh, and honestly, that Ray Charles album does kick all types of ass. I mean, his death pushed it to the forfront, but really...it kicked ass.

2nd best. The college game is hands down the best, with the NBA game coming in second. You can't go wrong with either one, but ESPN College Hoops 2k5 is amazing.

This still makes me chuckle. Ice "Crazy mutha fucka" Cube raking in 60 million + as the lead man in a family film. heh.

Dana Barros should win because A: He doesn't age....ever. b: He has more/cooler Tattos than any of the other contestants. c: He had the greatest rap song amoung NBA players EVER. d: He is Dana fucking Barros, you bitches. Give him the job.

I think the verdict for me is, why should I care about something that doesn't negatively affect me?

All that has nothing to do with a rap battle. Canibus went on to sale no records, get dropped from his label and LL Cool J continues to put out albums with no shirt on and disgustingly simple rhymes but sales. No rap fan with half a mind could think that Canibus lost to LL even though LL had a better career afterwards. The diss battle (outside of freestyles, cause there is no way I can keep up with all that) went to Nas with Ether and Last real Nigga alive(although not really a Jay Diss, close enough) although Jays Verse on Takeover and Blueprint 2 were really hot. It was close, but i would give it to Nas. Oh, and Scarface is president of Def Jam South. A label that basically features Ludacris....and....well....thats about it.

......so much bigger....