Ripper

Still baffled on how you get cancelled on UPN. I mean, its not like they can blame bad ratings...cause dude...seriously....

I am betting your roomate asked you "Do you think this is a cool idea for a costume?" and you said yeah. So unless you were just being funny and getting him to wear a dumb costume, you need a swift dickhole kicking for that one.

But we all choose what we are attracted too, right? So it must be a choice to be gay. I mean, the only reason people are straight is because they want to be to be. All they have to do is say, hey I will be sexually aroused by penis now, and POOF it happens. Its just that simple. Sexual attraction is just like a switch. None of us are actually attracted to good looking women, that just what we have chosen for now. I mean, all we have to do is think it and we will be attracted to grossly obese, bed ridden 600+ lb women. The only reason people are gay is because they want to be. ... Seriously.

Which Shaft soundtrack. Like the one with R. Kelly or the good one?

You want a PS2 from walmart, (149) I am guessing or at best some game store and get a refurb for what, 120? if you are selling games that you bought at 20 a pop back to walmart and getting 40-50 in return, you would be making a 20-30 dollar profit. Which means you would have to buy 4-6 games at 20 a pop costing you 80 - 120 bucks to pull off your plan. Refurb PS2 = $120 Cost to fund genius plan = $120 ...

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That spyware commercial that starts off with the Blond Russian girl saying "Do you have warms?" and then some British guy talking about virus protection. They show that all the freaking time. And why in the hell couldn't they get some american actors for this commercial? ~Dey tuk ar JOBS!!! Oh and of course, the commercial that has to get a 2.0 Everest just because the commercials come in twos, Bob and his huge penis.

Doesn't make sense....Mexicans work.

Its the Reggie Evans/Danny Fortson/Jerome James (I am missing a guy...Pota-somethingorother. ) that they can throw at Duncan down low and the fact that Radmanovic can stretch the floor, Bruce Bowen is Rashard Lewis's Bitch, and Manu Ginobli is not that great of a defender on Ray Allen, and luke and Antonio Daniels are better defenders than they are given credit and can stay infrount of parker. I don't think the Sonics could take the Suns in a 7 game series, but I think they could take the spurs. I don't think the Suns can take the Spurs in a 7 game series though. Its all going to come down to playoff positioning.

Something is fucking wrong with you people.

Wow, I underestimated my own influence. Nobody responded to this topic for a day and a half. Then, after I said people should respond, it has over 20 replies in the span of a couple hours. Thank you TSMers for responding so quickly and giving me an inflated sense of self-importance. You fucking sheep. We started a thread of offensive racial jokes. I don't think that is following your lead. Why did God give Mexicans noses? So they have something to pick in the winter. I don't get it.

... No...no it doesn't.

*knocks Jingus's trapper keeper out of his hands onto the floor...*

Wow, I underestimated my own influence. Nobody responded to this topic for a day and a half. Then, after I said people should respond, it has over 20 replies in the span of a couple hours. Thank you TSMers for responding so quickly and giving me an inflated sense of self-importance. You fucking sheep. We started a thread of offensive racial jokes. I don't think that is following your lead.

nap·py adj. nap·pi·er, nap·pi·est 1: Having a nap; fuzzy. 2: Kinky; frizzy.

Since when? Oh...my fault. Ripper - Pays no child support since 2000

Is it just me or does the fact that you are basically saying you shit your undies negate any insult that you could have there. Cause honestly, I would rather have a whorish mom than lack the ability to wipe my ass properly. And yeah, I got sexy hair, bitch, so you were probably tossing your shit drawers on the head of me and your wifes bastard child. No, your kid doesn't have a natrual tan. thats all me niccuh!! Ripper - Pays no child support.

Your mom. Too late bitch, you screwed it up and I saw it.

Then stop talking out of your ass.

Where in the name of fuck has someone ever lost unemployment insurance because they didn't take a job as a prostitute here in America?

Damn, so to smoke a pack a day you'd have to down one per hour providing you sleep four hours per day? When I used to work at the gas station black people always bought Newports. That's all I got... Yes, Black people love Newports. I don't smoke but I know this to be true.

This gets tiresome... look at the pro bowl teams from the years that Barry played for the Lions. They had at least one, and many times two players in the Pro Bowl EVERY YEAR. Thats the second time you made that argument and once again I point out that the Lions were great at standing up and protecting QBs. Thats why their shitty QBs had such great longevity. They were getting props for not giving up sacks. but what seemed to be cool was letting Barry get met 5 yards behind the line, because he could handle himself.

Yeah, a sealed game, they will take it back, and you can find plenty of games they still charge the full price for. But at the same time, you could spend the time required to pull this off working and buy the shit with your own money.

Whatever, they would call, they would beback and they would spend time with her because tig ol bitties bouncing around will do that too you. Hell, I don't find her attractive really, and i would fuck Jessica Simpsons skinney ass repeatedly until I A: Found someone else or B: Got tired of each other. Plus, dude...I can always say I fucked Jessica Simpson.

Any person thinking that some male coach is better than Pat Summit, Bertha Teague, Jody Conradt, or Lidia Alexeeva just because they are women are complete and total dumbasses. Its about knowledge of basketball, that has nothing to do with athletic ability.