Ripper

Something is wrong with the world when a hippie like you can find graphics work and I can't.

Yeah. Fucking computer makers. Actually most of the company has the day off, our part didn't. They take days off around here for anything though. I think Arbor day is a paid vacation for most of the departments...but NOOOO. Not mine. If I worked harder for aliving I would be livid.

Nash was ready to return for the suns and colided with Barosa at practice, INJURING BOTH OF THEM so now the suns have NO point guards on the roster. Yeah....this losing streak is going to grow.

Have you ever seen them in a scripted TV show? Its like: I......amnewaround....here.....and would liketo...get........t........to....know you better. All in that monotone voice. Its like Shaq and Penny Hardaway are their acting coaches.

Yeah, but the reason it is different doesn't have any basis so therefore, it is stupid. I like a woman that likes sex. A woman that likes sex has probably had a lot of it. I couldn't care less, and I can't complain because I have had lots of it. If I were a virgin, I am allowed to call anyone I want to a slut. But I can't say "You slut...you had sex with 2 guys at the same time!!!!!" When I had sex with two women at the same time. Ripper believes in equality. Add to the fact that those of us that don't hold the two different standards are more likely to have great sex with our wives while the rest of you guys are going to be with fucking prudes because you one day you said "That bitch swallowed...I can't be with a whore like that...thats just for fucking...I wanna marry this virgin." I, on the other hand, will be having wild depraved, illegal sex well into my 70's. You might win this little war now, but I win in the long run. Ripper - Having better sex than JOO~! since 1992.

Yeah, its all about turning down sliders and turning up the difficulty. I have it now where the game shoots a realistic field goal percentage and such. Its a much more enjoyable game than my 500 ally oop, 100 point blow outs I used to have.

Jay Leno was on GoodTime talking to JJ about VD when JJ had to go to the clinic. He actually was a writer on the show. Jay understands the struggles of blacks in the ghetto. Th...thats all I got.

I think the attempts at acting by Real World/Road Rules alums throw that scripted idea out the window. And I think that Coral not being back next year might clue in to the fact that they probably won.

I don't care if the files say he was sucking ass cock. He helped change the path of my race and for that I am grateful.

Get out.

I believe they held him to about 6 rushes for 30 yards. He took some hard hits in that game, the most famous being in my avatar when his TD run was called back due to a holding penalty. A horrible holding call that took it from a tie game back to 6-13. That game was alot closer than people remember.

Now THIS I don't get. HOW in the living hell is this team better than all of the team that went there before? This is a very good defense, but I dare say that the defensive teams from the last 2 years where better. The offense is basically the same MINUS Duece Staley. And while Westbrook is good, Westbrook+Staley is better. The Eagles might not see ghost, but they will definately see a very good team line up across from them...it will be one hell of a game. And I remember everyone calling the Western Conference Finals the Nba Finals....we know how that worked out, huh?

The Patriots DEFENSE is a beautiful thing to watch. hell, Corey Dillon running is a beautiful thing to watch. Watching the recievers make first downs by breaking tackles and fighting for yards...great. Listening to announcers suck off Brady for throwing a 5 yard dump pass....annoying as hell. I mean, its just as annoying when i saw them praise Michael Vick on his ability to THROW THE FUCKING BALL AWAY, but jeez. I don't see anyone calling Vick one of the greatest QB's of all time. You are right, defense wins championships. They've won two for New England.

You don't even have to get all the way to the Mortensen article. in the preface he says he would take Tom Brady over John FUCKING Elway, Troy Aikman, Joe Montana, Roger Staubach and Terry Bradshaw. What in the ever loving fuck.

what pisses me off is people buying these extremely expensive phones because of features that no sane person needs. I mean, in 1999, I can't think of one time I was walking around with my phone and said" this is great...but it would be better if I could take a crappy picture of something right now with my phone....or even better, if I could make a crappy quality 10 second video clip of something...that would be COOL." people are paying more and more for phones because it has all this crap that you don't even need. I suggest we go back to theses: Thats me and my first cell phone.

I spat water everywhere when I read this. Here in Virginia, it's not just MLK Day - it's Lee Jackson King Day! That's Robert E. Lee and Stonewall Jackson, by the way, for those of you who may have been giving the Commonwealth the benefit of the doubt. Damn. I didn't know they added Jackson. It was King-Lee day in my younger days. There was something disturbing about that.

Michael Ian Black is just over your heads. Anyone that was on The State is kickass. That is all.

I'll say this, ESPN is Not Work Safe to go to today because there is so much dick sucking going on there, its basically a porn. I expect Bill Simmons to suck off anything Boston, but JESUS...Chris Mortensen is REALLY sucking them off. Noone had EVER again say that ESPN doesn't fellate New England EVER again. EVER.

That is more of a bad thing if you ask me. I just tell people that my cell number is my home number so that I don't have to answer if I don't want to. If you have a cell, people KNOW that you KNOW they called. I don't like people having that much knowledge about me.

Or it could mean that they're too stupid to understand the gimmick, and they just keep yelling "WHAT". The angle wasn't stupid, but it got stupid yesterday when they went for cheap heat in Toronto. Oh fuck you right in your ear. Alabama is known for its great thinkers.

Thats that dumb shit that the Rams did and gave up so many big plays. There was no support outside of the initial contact, so if a player got past the firt 5 yards, it was going for 15-20 yards. Plus, they NEED to match Dawkins up on Crumpler. you take him out, there goes the passing game. I think you are going to see that matchup most of the game. Not saying that the Eagles are as inept as St. Louis, but that is a dangerous game plan that will allow big plays, and basically, that is the Atlanta offense. they get big plays and then LONG bouts of nothingness. I think they CAN stop the falcons with their regular defensive sets, they just need to make sure that Kearse doesn't over pursue and get too far up field allowing him to just cut underneath. I think it was the 49ers in the opening game that ran a wonderful defensive scheme that shut down Vick, shut down the run, and still left no passing lanes. They didn't win, because, well...they were the 49ers, but their defensive scheme is very doable with most other teams. Just to make it clear, I don't THINK the Falcons are going to win, but I want them to. i just don't think it is going to be a beat down, as I believe that Alantas VERY underrated defense will show their worth.

I know you're a Bucs fan so I'll ask you a question about defense. Do you think we'll see Jim Johnson the Eagles' defensive coordinator copy a lot of what the Bucs did against Vick back in December when they shut out Atlanta? Simeon Rice has done extremely well against Vick in the past and Jevon Kearse is very similar to Rice, so I think Johnson will use Kearse in a lot of different positions against Vick. Simion Rice is not the reason the Bucs shut down Vick(THAT ONE GAME). That FREAK of nature Derrick Brooks is the reason that Vick always has trouble against the Bucs. That dude has got to be the fastest LBs from sideline to sideline in the NFL and one of the few guys that you can assign to spy vick and it be 100% effective. Simion Rice gets the numbers, but if you watch the games, its because Vick can't get out of the pocket because Derrick brooks is always right there to close up any gaps. he might not get the tackle, but he makes the Bucs defensive scheme work. Jeremiah Trotter is the closest thing the Eagles have to that, and he is just not in the same league as Derrick Brooks in terms of speed and agility. He is one powerful son of a bitch that will blow up the line for ya, but he just can't do the things that Brooks does. If copying the Bucs defensive scheme is all it takes to stop Michael Vick, then we are basically saying there are a bunch of fucking idiots in running defenses for most of the other teams in the league. You have to have the personel to pull it off. The eagles have a great D, but I don't think they can shut down Vick and the Falcons running game the way that the Bucs can.

Well, there are stories of Nazi's killing alot of Jews, so there's your reason for dressing like one is being wrong. IDRM is one of those crazy idiots who thinks that anything PC is wrong, but the stories about those guys would probably make even him say "Yeah, those Nazi's are sluts." You know that thing in comedy where something is funny but if you do it too much it stops being funny but then sometimes if you keep doing it it gets even funnier than it was in the first place? That's how Nazi's are.

Oh fuck you right in your ear. Alabama is known for its great thinkers.

No, I just wanted literal whoredom. If you dumbasses keep calling women whores for blowing people they will stop doing it. I for one like getting blown, and find it to be a wonderfully selfless act that should continue from this day forward. I DON'T like the idea of fucking for money, because I have no money. See how this all works out? Anything that would prevent me from getting some = bad. If I ever become rich, women should only fuck wealthy, short, black men. Right now they should only fuck middle range salaried, short, black men...from Alabama....named william....with a birthmark on the right side of his lower back.... ... gotta be specific.