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  1. Ripper

    INCANDENZA AND AGENT OF OBLIVION MEET

    What about me, bitch? With me in the car with you wouldn't have to worry about getting pulled over by the cops. Then again, the po-po might think I'm a car-jacking victim... Because you are not a young confused black kid that thinks butts are overrated. I mean, there are PLENTY of people I would rather meet and hang out with here besides Flyboy(that just too much black guys with white guy traits in one place. He'd be talking about Fionna Apple while I'd be playing Alanis Morresette...its just wouldn't be kool...) And anyway...the cops would just think you were buying weed...that doesn't help us at all.
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    WDI

    Dames, there is a definitive lack of sex in your description of a average day. I tells ya, nothing cures what ails ya like some good ol' sex. hell, I am going through it too....but wild freaky sex....I don't even worry about the rest of my problems. So I say get out there in CT, and meet the freakest female you can, and all this anger will be gone.
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    INCANDENZA AND AGENT OF OBLIVION MEET

    Dude...this is Atlanta. I could get a toddler into the club and a table dance if i draw on a goatee.
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    How many cats would it take to kill a man?

    You guys act like these are dogs we are talking about. They run right at you. Cats are sneaky fuckers and will come leaping off something like your head if they know it is a fight to the death. Once you are concerned with getting a cat off your head(and you ain't just gonna pull that fucker off when his claws are in to you) the others could take you down at the legs. you might fall on one, but mostly they will get out of the way and then, it will get ugly. I say 5 housecats could kill a man. It would take some time, but 5 could get it done.
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    I have blood in my stool

    We know way too much shit about each other... *walks out*
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    INCANDENZA AND AGENT OF OBLIVION MEET

    I just want to meet Flyboy and get him into a Atlanta Strip club, because a strapping young man like that not appreciateing a big ol' ass just bothers me.
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    Hitler

    The posters of TSM have been very desirous that a black poster do well. I've never seen Ripper as a black poster ever ... ever... thats because I'm not. It was all a horrible horrible plot because i got caught saying "niccuh" one time and didn't want to get banned for being a ~RAYCYST!! so I just said I was black...there...the secret is out. I'm the one on the right.
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    Mexican Border Crossing.

    Too much of the economy depends on those illegals for them to ever really pass the laws. Polititions can puff up big all they want, but at the end of the day, they know how much money is poured back into our own economy by illegals that they aren't gonna do a thing. Just send a few back every once and a while to keep up the mystique, and thats it.
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    Hitler

    Because I have a large penis. That always makes you the life of the party.
  10. Ripper

    Wrestlemania XXI - new article scan

    I think the Gamecube games have the control scheme ALMOST completely down. I still feel that they have the best overal gameplay...but the presentation could use some help. You give me the smackdown games presentation and animation with the gamecube games gameplay and we got a winner.
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    Real World/Road Rules Challenge

    I am the lone Coral fan in the world. Plus, I think she is hot despite appearing to be pregnant in her forehead. I kinda like the five head she got going.
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    What are you losers doing

    I am going to drink some Crack and smoke some beer and fuck some coke and snort some chick. And i will post on here the entire time to tell you how much fun I am having and all of you can discuss how kew~! I am and stuff and how you want to be just like me....cause I'm kew~! Then I will get all sick and have to hug a toilet all night and feel like crap tommorrow and light will drop me to my knees with a horrible headache and you know what....I will still be kew~!. Ripper - Will be sleep by 10.
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    Hitler

    I'd be tall if I were a woman. So....THERE!!!
  14. Ripper

    Brain Teaser

    I don't think you told the riddle right. You were supposed to say how many black hats and how many white ones he had.
  15. Ripper

    AoO needs one of these

    FUCK Chu. I have very manly hands, thank you very much.
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    HOLY FUCKIN SHIT

    Okay, its old and shit, but I wasn't hear to give my opinion so bite me....or don't...i don't deal with pain very well. Here is my take on the whole thing. Artest...he was wrong for going in the stands, although it is a understandble, yet dumb, move. It was a reaction. Plain and simple. Does he deserve the whole year off....i would probably have done the same thing due tohis past problems with his impulse control. BUT. NOONE ever mentions that Jerry Sloan ran in the stands when a fan hit him with a aresol can once. People in the NBA LOVE Jerry Sloan and are just pretending that never happend. Bottomline, someone hits you with something you are either going to have a fight or flight response and Artest went in the stands. Not smart, but understandable, but at the same time I say the suspension was just. Now...Stephen Jackson...Fuck that. If you see a teammate in the stands surrounded by fans who start swinging on him, YOU FIGHT FOR YOUR FUCKING TEAMATE. All that bullshit about "Jackson just went in the stands swinging" bullshit. If you watched the tape at first he was grabbing ron's jearsy trying to pull him. then he ran up top to pull artest off when that wasn't working. Thats when guy next to artest threw a cup of beer in his face, which is why Jackson threw his punch which led to other people swinging back and he just went at the guy. Then he turned around and saw baseball hat guy sucker punching Ron and he went at him. He did what any friend SHOULD do let alone teammate. Should he have been suspended? Yeah, probably, I mean if it happened on the court with other players, he wouldhave been so this should be the same. 35 games....nah, a bit much. Jermaine Oneil...shouldn't have gotten one fucking game. Jermain punched people that ran on the court. And not just regular people. he punched people that came on the court and attacked ron artest and got in a tussle with Anthony Johnson. When those two drunken guys ran on the field and attacked that first base coach in baseball a while back and both clubs proceded to beat the ever loving shit out of them for doing it, they were applauded for it. So how is it different when two drunk guys run on the court to attack not one, but TWO of O'Neils teamates? Fuck those guys and fuck the "fans" that were still attacking him while he was trying to get to the locker room. how can you blame a guy for fighting his way out of a fucking riot? I hate the way the nba and the players involved were demonized throughout this. Then the rain of bullshit about how "hip-hop" the league is now and how that somehow led to this altercation. What happend was one guy made a dumb reaction and his teamates did what they had to do to protect him. All this "Ron Artest is a THUG" crap....its just plain crap. For people to compare him to say a Latrell Sprewell, who made a conscience decision to go at PJ Carlisomo not once but twice...that is just sad. That like comparing if you get in a fight after a guy comes up and slaps you and you punch him back and if a guy says something you don't like and you wait outside and jump him as he walks out. That is two different things. Ron Artest is not a "thug" because he had a human reaction. He is stupid because he didn't catch himself and control his anger, but not a "thug" even though the media and writers and dumb people love to throw that term around alot. I am happy that Jermaine O'Neil's suspension was lessened as it should have been. Stephen Jacksons wasn't, but its understandable that they kept it there, although I disagree. Artest needed to not play again this year, but still, I am not going to sit here and demonize him. So until I see people start calling Jerry Sloan a thug for what he did, I think people should layoff Artest and his stupidity. Now. back to the present.
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    Huge earthquake wreaks havoc

    Bah...damn you and your logical thinking. We need something to complain about. *complains*
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    Albums Listened to Today

    John Legend Dj Dramatic - Down with tha King(T.I.) Encore
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    Agent of Oblivion

    Someone needs to come to atlanta so we can hang. ... Okay someone needs to come to atlanta because I don't have a car and need to get some grocery shopping done and some laundry dropped off...but there are strip clubs on every corner, so we can hit those and still get back in time to add the fabric softener.
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    Huge earthquake wreaks havoc

    Not if you buy the bombs from walmart. They have a sale going.
  21. Thats the problem with this country. Only rich white kids riot these days. Only way you are going to start a multi racial riot these days is throw something at Ron Artest and have skinney lil white guys celebrate like a woman when he looks up to see who did it. Then its on...white guys punching black guys, black guys punching chubby latinos, latinos tackling white guys, black guys hitting old white guys with chairs.... Thats just plain racial harmony.
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    Huge earthquake wreaks havoc

    Cost for one day of Iraq war $177 million
  23. But Christ never once mentioned homosexuality as a sin, yet you say "Christ would have said this about gays." If he WANTED to comment on that, he WOULd have. Yes Christ preached alot of the Old testament...the parts that were still relavent. Its it not at all believable to think that at least SOME of the old testament laws were flawed as they were written by man and Jesus straighted it out some. He inforced the love and understanding...did away with that "eye for a eye" thinking. HE MENTIONED THE SINS AND WHAT YOU NEEDED TO REPENT FROM, but MYSTERIOUSLY decided not to mention Homosexuality? And if you do believe in Christanity you believe in the trinity, which is why Christ was still infact god and the holy spirt, which is why he mentioned that belief in him (christ) was not necessary but belief in god and the holy spirt was. Now you can argue that in believing one is believing in all, but I don't think Christ was so cocky to believe that everyone in the world would say, yeah, the guy...hes gods son. And honestly, do you think god is just sending billions of people to hell because they were born Hindu. I mean, serial killers find Christ in jail, and you are suggesting guy that raped and killed dozens of people is in heaven while Ghandi is burning in hell. Maybe I have more confidence in god that you, but I would like to think that god isn't some collosal dick that is getting off on the eternal torture of good people because they happend to believe in a separate faith. I have confidence that god isn't going to create people that are attracted to the same sex JUST so that they have to fight it and never be emotionally satisfied, but hey....you get to heaven. I mean, if I don't like pepper, I don't sprinkle that shit all over my food. Why would god sprinkle this world with different people with different beliefs and feelings and desires if they shouldn't feel them. That is my lone problem with "true" christanity. at the end of the day, its "believe our way or go to hell" and that is just plain bullshit. And god flooded the entire fucking world once. Does that mean everyone was just plain gay? How were new babies being born? Bottomline, the scripture is flawwed because it is written by man. that is why we have COMMON FUCKING SENSE.
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    Paul Votsis Will No Longer Be Writing for TSM.

    I don't get it. Those two articles are NOTHING alike.
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    AoO needs one of these

    That's so a girl gun. At least get a 9mm... Hey hey hey hey hey!!! There is nothing wrong with a .38. Its compact, recoil is non-existant and it will actually kill some shit unlike gay ass .22(thats a fucking girl gun) So if you are thinking about going into a life of professional hitman, a .38 would be my suggestion. If you are looking to scare the shit out of someone...get a 9 at least.
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