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  1. Why should this surprise you? Or ANYONE? Honestly though, if a guy broke into someone house here, put a gun to them, made them crawl through glass, sewed them up with a needle and thread, sexually humiliated them for hours and such, the punishment would be more than a year. Not death but a shit load of years. Well, those victims aren't also being accused of plotting or taking part in terrible terrorist crimes. Sorry, but I can't feel sympathetic. The embarrassment that the soldiers put these prisoners through absolutely PALES in comparison to the undoubtedly horrific attacks some of these terrorists were planning. Being suspected of something and being guilty is two different things. You catch aguy with a bomb, do what you want to him. He planned on dieing for his cause anyway, they just make it slower. But when you aren't sure if these people are guilty or not, that is a whole other case.
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    Creepy sports predictions

    Oh, I called Chauncy Billips half court heave to send the Nets/Pistons game into overtime the other night.
  3. Why should this surprise you? Or ANYONE? Honestly though, if a guy broke into someone house here, put a gun to them, made them crawl through glass, sewed them up with a needle and thread, sexually humiliated them for hours and such, the punishment would be more than a year. Not death but a shit load of years.
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    The OAO NBA Playoffs/Finals Thread

    So everyone forgetting the JR Ryder: "I am better than Eddie Jones" comment after having a good game one against the Lakers and Eddie torching him for like 25 a game after that? And although everyone will always remember Nick Van Excels buzzer beaters to beat the sonics, it was Jones that kept them in those series.
  5. So do double post. *cries*
  6. It's called a doctorate, you illiterate twit. And it's in psychology and military tactics. If you want to randomly flame me rather than taking issue with anything I've actually said, take it to NHB. This isn't the place. Am I clear? add bitch at the end. That hammers the point home.
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    The OAO NBA Playoffs/Finals Thread

    In a game I think the Wolves will win actually. But if we are going to talk about Devianinan Gorerge's ability to defend Peja, I will chime in.
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    The OAO NBA Playoffs/Finals Thread

    Can we spell it "Over-paid Bag Of Suck"? Eddie Jones carried the Lakers asses in the playoffs for a year or two there, getting a team that had no business making the playoffs out of the first round against better teams and the guy has been a good playoff performer when he was there for Charlotte and Miami. To call Jones a choker in one paragraph after calling George a good defender is embarassing. Getting a block once every 4 games doesn't make you a good defender
  9. I don't like Dames because he brings a little too much melanin to the mod crew for my liking.
  10. I mean Americans do it at New years and it would be kinda messed up if they were gunned down for doing it. But at the same time maybe firing a gun in the air because Jimmy passed his math test or Fi Fi finally became potty trained probably isn't the best action. *finishes post* *Fires gun in the air to celebrate*
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    The One and Only Angel Season 5 Thread

    They planned on getting Fred back next season and Amy Acker was going to play a double role as I have heard. Something to do with a WIllow cameo to get it done. But thats out. Man...wes has the mark of death sadly. I hope not. I am actually voting for Gunn. I would hate to see him go, but it would be a fitting end after his fluck ups this year. 6 hours, 45 minutes to go.
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    Creepy sports predictions

    I have two and have never been right again. 1: In the 1995 finals go up 3-2 on the Rockets and everyone is assuming that the Knicks are going to win it all. I tell everyone "The Rockets are going to win it in 7 and John Starks is going to shoot the Knicks out the game." Lo and Behold. I was A basketball wizard that year, mostly because of my other prediction. 2: "The Sonics are going to lose to the Nuggets in the first round." Everyone laughed at me. Funny thing is, I thought the Lakers would get that spot(lakers ended up like a game or 2out that year) and said THEY would beat the Sonics. When the Lakers were eliminated, out of spite I said, "It doesn't matter...that just means that the Nuggets are going to win it." And then the Nuggets went down 2-0 and every mocked me. Then they won and I had my day. Of course, I haven't had a day since then.
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    Lugz Birdman Shoes

    That's the greatest album cover ever. I went to the Lugz site and it says you get free Bling Bling with every purchase of the Birdman shoes. Prrrrrrrr That is a embarassment to every graphic designer in the free world.
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    What's up with your life right now?

    You need to get into a fight.
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    TSM TV~!

    There was this one guy that jumped out the way at a construction site when the Duke boys came through. They then ran over his ramp of dirt that he was constructing. The only black guy there and they try to run him over. Damn Kentucky-ians.
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    American Idol 3

    Okay, seriously, saying that Fantasia has a bad voice is like saying Jordan can't play basketball because you weren't a Bulls fan. Not liking her, her style and such is one thing, but I don't think you can possibly deny that the girl has a very good voice.
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    TSM TV~!

    You know, Maybe I should just steer clear of this vehicle at this point in my career. Plus this would kill any crossover possibilities with my RIPPER show. I could come to town and defend some evil oil tycoons that roughed Uncle Jesse up after he wouldn't sell his land for drilling.
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    The One and Only Angel Season 5 Thread

    Angel goes to this retreat to learn something about himself, and Wesley has to pretend to be Angel, meets his girlfriend(the one that left him after he got shot...damn thats cold). You don't remember any of this. Angel: I am not overdramatic Swamyguy: Really? Do you always open both doors when you open a room?
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    TSM TV~!

    I'll be damned if my name will be Jamal. Give me the role of the new Cooter.
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    TSM TV~!

    Kylie Minogue, obviously. Dids can be Boss Hogg. He's white and portly, and would look cool with the hat and cigar. I see Mr. Rant as Roscoe P Coltrane. I'd Be uncle Jesse, even though I look nothing like him. I just want to do the point of doom in the opening credits.
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    New person in the Monday Night Football booth?

    I don't think that Charles would take that job. He KNOWs better.
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    American Idol 3

    Fantasia was the best, Diana was good, and Jasmine was...well...not that great. So in other words, yes Diana is going to win. And i am going to have to here "SNELLVILLE'S OWN DIANA DIGARMO!!!" over and over and listen to her talk about "When I'm home in Atlanta(in ungodly high pitched voice) I listen to [insert radio station]" from now on. GREAT.
  23. Shuddap, Eagan Here captain obvious.
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    What's up with your life right now?

    You forgot about how you frolic about in the grass barefoot in the summer. You got to mention that. You gun toting hippie. And I mean that as a compliment.
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    What's up with your life right now?

    A hippie that drives a gas guzzling truck. You are a walking contradiction.
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