Ripper

He just isn't the gentleman and standup citizen that all the other baseball greats were.

The freeze of doom on NBA2K3 on Gamecube. And it only happens once every 2-3 months...and only when one of my players has like 50 points, 30 rebounds, 12 assist, 10 steals, 9 blocks and its the 3rd quarter.

Oh...I forgot. go all Allegedly Kobe...

Either that or ib talking about how he just licked a cats ass and got a buzz or something and what other animals can he lick to get high. You pick.

goddamn you are stupid.

Nope. This isn't a military prison. The prisoners aren't soldiers or Ba'athists or Taliban or al Qaeda. It's a civilian prison. Then how do they get POW rights in the first place? This is just a person in jail. People get beat up in jail. Yeah, but I heard that guards raping them is frowned upon. They can't be allowed to go all Kobe because they don't have POW rights.

Why would anyone listen to Gangsta Nip? Really...why?

Yeah, because hair doesn't grow back or anything... it will never be the same. How do you figure? Grow it. Re-bleach. Doesn't seem like rocket-science to me... Thats because you don't understand rocket science. 90% of it is hair bleaching...and it is some tough stuff.

Yeah, because hair doesn't grow back or anything... it will never be the same.

Well, I couldn't think of a name to use on the board and then one night, I was committing mass murder with a really sharp knife...like I usually do on thursdays...and I was like "HEY! I know what name I could use! Tearsintostuffwithaknifeguy2001...but it was already taken so I just went with Ripper.

Big butted women are more likely to be titacular than those no ass chicks... *points to girl on left*

The biggest thing that won't allow this is James Marsters shaved his head. People, without the hair...it ain't happening.

deja vu~!

*sues* Ripper - Posting pics that primarily consist of ass since 2003.

How one poster can kick so much ass yet never get recognized is beyound me. Of course I am talking about myself.

From some of the lyrics, you can tell that he knew the album wouldn't really sell. Especially in Whats Wrong with Him. He basically acknoledged that the vibe of the album wouldn't allow it to sell.

~Racist!!

Why are you going to be busy playing basketball and listening to hip-hop?

Racist~? Why for BLACK people have to always eat with chopsticks? HUH? Ripper - Mixing up stereotypes since 1986

Was the list the top 25 today? Because seriously, there aren't many funy people out there.

Okay...so in this folder, where "Fuck the arabs" has been posted more than once when talking about the middle east because of what some terroist have done...the same one where I have read the whole "just blow up the whole area" thing, people are BITCHING because the world is saying that these soldiers are making all ofthe soldiers look bad? There is a whole lot of hypocracy going on in m'yeah.

Well yeah, you mix it up. matter of fact, last play of a game...Funnel the point to the center and take your chance. But if you are going to use that as a game plan, you end up with your most dominant player playing about 12 minutes in the game because of foul trouble.

I mean the chick gets praised around here. She is on the writing crew. You mean to tell me they sit around and say"Well...lets have Maya get hit in the head with part of the ceiling. then some pizza. then a book...then a typewriter..then a horseshoe...then..." and think it is hilarious. Not one person says "Uh...that ain't really funny." And Fey is the onlyone I get to see so I blame her for not speaking up.

I mean seriously, how could ANYONE make the VERSACE skits good? Maya is the only thing that gets the slight chuckle out of the thing, completely on her own, the writing is HORRIBLE. They throw her out there to get hit in the head with crap as that "Apprentice" chick...the only laugh was because of Maya's reaction, the joke was stupid and went on too long. The Latoya Jackson sketch...seriously, HOW could that be funny. The only laugh? Maya...and Keenan's Chaka Khan. I mean seriously, go through most of Mayas "unfunny" sketchs and listen to her lines. It has nothing to do with her. She is the post weekend update sketch person now. The one they send out there with the WORST material and she gets bashed for it. I blame Fey. And I LIKE Tina Fey...but if the writing is what is sucking...well..I ain't looking at the actor. Horatio Sanz...that is suckitude.

Nah, people assume that little man vs. big man the big man should prevail 90% of the time. It doesn't work that way. What WILL happen is that driving guard will A score do to quickness off floor and ability to change directions at the basket before center get there or you end up with a CEnter in foul trouble VERY quickly or the center gets a block once for ever 10 shots. Little big matchups work as a mismatch both ways. Funneling to the big man NEVER works. you funnel a player to a position that he cannot score. A guy driving at the basket towards anyone is at the advantage. I mean, if your scenario was true, everyone would just let point guards go to the lane and let athletic guys like Ben Wallace and the like just get 20 blocks a game. That doesn't happen...ever. Collapsing on someone in the lane that is scorching you like Parker has is the only means to success. You can collapse with two guys, which they did last game. They played him at layers and thats why he couldn't score. They rotated correctly and it wasn't because of Shaq 90% of the time. Kobe Bryant and Deven George played a greater role in slowing Parker down than Shaq did.