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  1. This bat rocks by the way. It's my new eapon of choice. Quoting your own post comes very close to putting your own cock in your mouth. VERY close. Without the rewarding feeling.
  2. This is just fucking sad.
  3. Ripper

    Sports Feats You'd Like to See...

    You haven't seen the greatest Eddie Murphy comedy...fuck that..one of the greatest comedies EVA!! Thats just un-American, Commie.
  4. Actually, I liked playing with my Battle Beasts even more after the great "whitewash." Instead of having pre-determined armies, I was able to take all the animals I liked and make them one group and all the other ones into another group. I was able to then have an army with my fish monster (he was previously a "water" rep.) my giraffe monster (he was "earth") and my croc monster (fire) fighting on the same side against the lame monsters, like the Buffalo one. Yes, I am a Buffalo-ist... Dude, you just made me have a flashback. I loved those fucking toys. That and Visionaries that had much bigger holograms and a kick ass tv show with kick ass poems that they had to say to make the hologram come out. Yep...I knew them shits by heart. *feels old*
  5. I KNOW you aint' calling toni braxton non hot.
  6. That's a black guy robbing your house Some black guy broke into this house... and put up pictures of all his family! I've seen this before when I was a rookie, Johnson. Just sprinkle some crack on him and lets get outta here. *sprinkles*
  7. HEY!! Come back with my piece offering...
  8. *scans over thread* what the FUCK? raza said I have it easy b/c I'm white. Before this turns into something completely sad, yet funny, let me clear it up. 1: Where's the Love is a song by the Black Eyed Peas, which Prez worked into a post...nice pun. 2: Shut Up is a song by the Black Eyed Peas, which raz worked into a post...Nice pun. 3: He TOLD you it was about the song in the same post, and said you probably didn't get it (the name of the song and the joke) because you were white. 4: Cops hate black people. 5: Smilie faces usually mean "DON"T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, I AM JOKING". 6: Cops Hate Black People. 7: No one knows what that face means.
  9. Ripper

    Sports Feats You'd Like to See...

    For the LOVE of CHRIST. How can anyone NOT know the most famous scene from Coming to America. Only Bored got it. mutha fucking WHOOSH~!
  10. Obviously none of your Fisher Price people won a spelling bee, though. They were all blind so the could only read in bralle. I had for gotten how :.:.::. was written in regular letters, so I spelled the only "piece" I knew. Now don't you feel bad for mocking me.
  11. Ripper

    Ultimate Athlete FINALS...

    Agreed. If all he did was run fast, he'd have no business being in football. Let alone playing quarterback. Let alone playing QB with a 14-7 record as a starter...with the FALCONS.
  12. *scans over thread* what the FUCK?
  13. Ripper

    Sports Feats You'd Like to See...

    see...thats all I ask. Geez
  14. Bah...it saves time. Hate everyone until they give you a reason to like them...you fucker.
  15. Ripper

    Ultimate Athlete FINALS...

    Oh he definately wins in this little poll, but to say Vick can't do anything but run fast is basically bullshit.
  16. 1981? Were you integrating your Fisher Price People? Yes...yes I was. I had a white one, black guy, and a yellow one. He might have I would say Asian but the mustache screamed mexican to me. but they all played together and there was piece and harmony.
  17. I like cops. Mainly b/c they never give me any trouble and bust the idiots I don't like. Shut up. What? I've never understood the cop hate. I think it's just society's general hate for authority figures. Because power corrupts, and alot of cops have been corrupted with the ability to say and do most anything while knowing that you can't. Its like having a boss that is REALLLY an asshole for no reason, but you can't say anything because you need the money. Only you can't "quit" in the cops situation. Asshole cops= cop hate.
  18. I'll be the judge of that. How often does he beat people to death with ceramic penises.
  19. Ripper

    Ultimate Athlete FINALS...

    Well, to be fair, Vick does alot more than "run fast". I have this theory that if you put enough hype on anyone, you will have droves of people saying they aren't really that good. Runs a 4.3, has a rocket for a arm, leads a team with historically bad record to good record and plays solid qub position...HES NO ATHELETE!!! HE HAS A GATORADE COMMERCIAL~!
  20. *jumps around doing retarded "dance" wearing a suit coat and jeans*
  21. Ripper

    Big Name Rappers To Appear At WWE Pay-Per View?

    Don't make me start posting in this thread. I might get ignorant on me. And that shit gets in your clothes and it stinks.
  22. That Ripper's black? It always catches me off guard I do that alot. *gets all black and suprises people* Ripper - Black since 1979 Woah, Ripper's BLACK? I thought he was Mexican. Well, now I'm not going to hide all my good silverware. I'll just have to hide my white girlfriend... Too late. Ripper - Supporter of intergration since 1981
  23. Ripper

    Terrorists Hit a New Low

    what was the old low?
  24. That Ripper's black? It always catches me off guard I do that alot. *gets all black and suprises people* Ripper - Black since 1979
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